Tuesday, April 26, 2011

The Villain-To-Be

The infamous day that The Rose-Tree Dryad got her nickname. In the chat: Me (Izzy, EJ), Rose (The Rose-Tree Dryad), Eusy (eustacegirl), Joe (narnianerd), and Lonnie (lover of narnia).
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Vi: IF I could just get her attention
Rose: EUSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! VI WANTS YOOOOOOOOOU *has a very loud voice, excellent for getting people's attention*
Izzy: lol
Rose: *puts a plate of Eusy treats on the table*
Vi: EG *pokes her hard*
Izzy: What are you wanting to tell her, Vi?
Vi: I'm trying to get her to go to Ditto town chat with me.. We were gonna work on my fic
Izzy: Ah
Joe: Rose, what is my other nickname??? *wants to see if she gets this right*
Izzy: Barnabee
Joe: LOL!
Eusy: coming
Izzy: Awfully quiet in here
Joe: beep, beep, beeep, beep, beep, ....
Izzy: Everyone napping? or beeping? Lol What's the beeping about?
Joe: that was supposed to be a heart monitor.
Izzy: Okaaayyyy. Well I'm glad you're alive
Joe: it went dead.
Izzy: oh… darn. I'm sorry, Joe
Joe: Not me! the chat!
Rose: Sorry. Had to poof for a second to do something for my mom
Izzy: Did you make her dinner?
Rose: Other nickname, Joe? I've called you Nerd before. Rather elegant in its simplicity, isn't it? Oh, and Dastardly Silly Stringer of DOOM is your alias. Not yet, EJ, but I probably should be. xD I should ask her what she wants.
Izzy: What's MY nickname Rose?
Rose: Oooooh. thinkthinkthinkthink Oh man. XD brain hurts…MUST. . . REMEMBER. . . ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH SILVER-TONGUED SPEAKER OF AWESOMENESS!!! Which reminds me, are you coming over to the Monastery for tea? To encourage peace?
Izzy: I should give you a nickname...The villain-to-be
Rose: And no. I am not going to answer to that nickname.
Izzy: You will someday
Rose: NUH-UH.
Izzy: IDK if I’m coming for tea yet
Rose: The almost-war was so much fun. XD Lol! All of the threads were hopping!
Izzy: I haven’t been in The Spare Oom in awhile... working on a presentation... which I SHOULD be working on now
Rose: D'awww. Understandable. =) There are many things I should be working on, but I so enjoy procrastinating with you guys.
Izzy: *works on Monastary post*
Rose: *Squee* I hope it's full of Miniony goodness. Minion-ish-ness makes me laugh.
Izzy: Prepare to chortle then
Rose: YAY! XD Muahahahaha. XDDDD
*Reads Post*
Rose: LOL EJ. I should have known. You are extra miniony this evening.
Izzy: We should really blow this out of proportion until we have people talking about our "battle" for years to come! LOL
Rose: *thinks miniony should really be a word*
Izzy: It's too much fun
Rose: Mauahahaha. That has possibilities.
Izzy: WB easy. Have you kidnapped Vi, eusy?
Rose: Although talking about it on here makes it seem like we're co-conspirators, which makes me seem like a. . . .GASPS. . . Villain-to-be. Nuuuuuuuuu!!!! D8
Izzy: VILLAIN-TO-BE!!!!
Rose: And welcome back Eusy.
Izzy: IT'S TRUE!
Rose: IT AIN'T TRUE!!!
Izzy: I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!
Rose: LOL!! NO! NEVARRR! I WILL NEVER GO THE DARK SIDE!!1!! Now you're making me all upset, EJ!!
Izzy: And you're even starting to use words like "aint" Which is bad grammar. And bad grammar is very miniony
Rose: *rolls around on floor laughing*
Izzy: lol
Rose: I don't talk like a monk anywhere but the Monastery! You guys would get tired of it.
Izzy: lol
Rose: Muaha. XDD … I really need to quit it with the maniacal laughter.
Izzy: You're one step closer...
Eusy: hey ej i poste din teh spoiled rotten thread
Izzy: good for you eusy! Welcome to the dark side!!!
Rose: *reads Eusy’s post* WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU SUPPOSE WE WANT OUR CAPPUCCINO MAKER BACK?!?!?! D8 *is freaking out* NO WAY it could be stolen. O_O *runs to check* Good grief, you guys are going to give me high blood pressure one of these days.
Eusy: it has been taken from you while you were shaving male members heads
Rose: Methinks thou hast taken a decoy.
Eusy: noes
Rose: Methinks thou had BETTER have taken a decoy. Rawr.
Eusy: you shall not pass. Or I shall blasteth you to Hogwarts
Rose: Hmmm. Well, of course you know this means WAR. Or probably will, if you do not give it back politely.
Eusy: i dont seeketh war
Izzy: What, Eusy? A minion who does NOT seek war... it bloweth my mind...
Rose: (Provided, of course, it is indeed the real blessed cappuccino maker. )
Eusy: no no no i no have it
Rose: Then why did you take our cappuccino maker, and incur the wrath of the monks?
Eusy: someone else in my group does
Rose: WHO?????
Eusy: and i no tell you
Rose: TELLLLLLL MEEEEEEE.
Rose: YESSSS YOOOOOU WILLLLLL.
Eusy: the scarlet pimpernell
Rose: And how do I get in touch with him? 8|
Eusy: you must touch your nose
Rose: *pokes her nose*
Eusy: stick out your tongue
Rose: *sticks out her tongue*
Eusy: close your eyes
Rose: *closes her eyes*
Eusy: and say 'LALALALA"
Rose: LALALALA
Eusy: nope. you have to say that you said it
Rose: Whyyy? D8 And say "lalalala"
Eusy: NO you must write in CAPS
Rose: and say 'LALALALA"
Eusy: lol next thing you must do
Rose: This is totally humiliating for a monk, you realize that, don't you?
Eusy: wonderful
Izzy: May I post an update about this chat discussion with our fellow minions, Eusy?
Rose: NO
Eusy: yes. you may
Rose: NO YOU MAY NOT.
Eusy: do it
Rose: ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH! I can't even TALK to you minions anymore!!!!
Eusy: the monk hasnt done everything i asked yet
Rose: Fie upon thee!!!
Eusy: you must let everyonee of uoyr members have hair and you must stand on one foot
Rose: Good grief, if I didn't know better, I'd say you two were running a smear campaign against me. :p
Eusy: and hop
Rose: Oh wait, you're minions. Of course you are. :p
Eusy: up and down while pionching your your tongue
Rose: I don't think any of our members shave their heads. *hops up and down on one foot while pinching her tongue* And exactly what kind of reaction will this elicit?!
Eusy: while pinching your tongue say "Sea salt is yummy"
Rose: while pinching your tongue say "Sea salt is yummy"
Eusy: say that yoru saying it!
Rose: *pinches tongue* "Sea salt is yummy" Are you done yet? What about the cappuccino maker?
Eusy: monks really cant do anything right, EJ
Rose: ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHH! *bangs head against wall* YOU -- YOU MINIONS, YOU -- :p xDDDDDD
Eusy: tell me about your childhood
Izzy: ROFL
Rose: NO. I am not going to tell you about when I was a little monk. And the term is NOT monkey.
Eusy: no cappacino maker fo you
Rose: Argh
Lonnie: I'm back.
Rose: I may have to take it back by force.
Eusy: hey lon
Rose: Lon! Save me!!!
Eusy: NOPE
Rose: They're minionizing me!!!
Eusy: cuz I don't have it
Rose: WHO HAS IT?
Lonnie: *saves rose from the minions. Hiders in a safe place with guards
Rose: You know, I think you don't actually have it, and this is all just a plot to drive me insane. Thank you, Lon.
Lonnie: DON"T LISTEN TO THEIR LIES!
Rose: Yes! Exactly!!!
Rose: faith is restored =D
Lonnie: drives silver sword to fight away the enemies
Eusy: actually anothe rmember has it but there is no scarlet pimpernell with it. I made it all up. *wont tell you who has it*
Rose: HOW COULD YOU, EJ? WHY.
Eusy: HAHA
Rose: Great, now I have to go make supper all upset.
Eusy: im covering for the person lol
Rose: I'll be back later, and rest assured, it is THEN that I shall exact my revenge!!!
Lonnie: Bye rose! Keep Faith!
Eusy: but the cappacin o maker has been stolen just dont know who stole it i know but you never will. LON please post in SOL
 
~Riella