The Case: A NarniaWebber makes some very large claims. The Mission: To sift out the truth from the lies. The Situation: A seemingly normal chat conversation quickly takes a turn toward interrogation. Can you figure out the truth before the convo is done?
In the chat: Me (Ithilwen, EJ, Riella, Eustace+Jill), Narnia_Fan12 (12), and JillPole! (Box).
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12: ^^ I thought I had a good idea, but I didn't, so I ate my lightbulb.
EJ: lol
12: So, Box, what's happened since we last talked?
Box: well... *flashback*
12: *chews on light bulb and popcorn mix for flashback* … *pretends the light bulb is popcorn* … mmm chew chew
Box: Um... My uncle bought a Ferrari and he wont share it with me
12: ooh, cool yet not cool!
Box: lol hes actually very mean to me about it
12: O.o why would he /share/ the ferrari, though? can you drive? or does he just not want you around it at all?
Box: but i'll get him back...eventually. I got my restricted aleady
12: niiice! Aren't you younger than I am, though? (I'm 15...?) *thought you were*
Box: I am
12: wow, you got your driver's thing real early! although...
Box: but i turn 15 soon so they let me get it
12: I would -twitch- if my uncle even came close to letting me drive. I mean, a 14 yr old behind the wheel? a 15 year old behind the wheel? I'd be kinda scared... Lol. no offense intended whatsoever, cuz I'm talking about myself included, lol
Box: well my uncle trusts me, he taught me to drive and hes an FBI Agent so hes a great driver
12: woah, you have an FBI agent for an uncle?! I believe that was classified information. Does he know what's in area 51?
EJ: lol *Whispers* It's aliennnsss
Box: yes...but thats G-14 classified
12: no, seriously... does he know what's in Area 51? HAS HE TOLD YOU YET?! TELL ME NOWWWWW *chews on caffeine in the suspense*
EJ: When you're done, you might want to try some frozen air as well
Box: my other uncle(his brother)is a U.S. Marshal. and no, he cant...but i'll find out soon
EJ: But he DOES, in fact, know?
Box: Yeah, I saw the file on his desk
12: you kid. lol
EJ: sure...He wouldn’t leave a file like that just lying on his desk! lol
Box: -__- That’s why I don’t tell people this... they think I’m lying
EJ: it would be locked in a Government Building Safe...
12: Well I believe you!
EJ: …
12: Didn't I ever tell you about the football field in the bathroom cupboards?
EJ: LOL
12: </LWW quote>
EJ: *is still laughing* I love when movie quotes happen in RL...
Box: lol it wasnt lying around... I was looking in his file cabinet, found it and put it on the desk to read I wasnt supposed to and I got caught... by his boss ~.~
12: if done properly...The Boss: “You're not supposed to be here, kid.” The boss then pulls forward a memory eraser. “You won't tell anybody, will you?” FLASH! and that's the last thing you remember.
EJ: LOL! How were you able to access an FBI file cabinet in the first place?
Box: I do my community hours there. *has her own 'volunteer' ID*
EJ: community work lets you access a LOCKED cabinet that contains the biggest secret in the country?
Box: My uncle is mean but hes also a pushover...he never thought I would actually open it. he almost got fired. now Im not allowed any where near files... I help out the forensics team which I like better than filing
12: is skeptical in a nice way
Box: its normal for you to be skeptical...everyone is, I admit it is hard to believe
12: no offense, but this almost sounds like the scam email I got earlier saying I got 45 million dollars from an ethiopian plane crash victim that was somehow related to me. "I admit this may be hard to believe... but just send me your phone number, ID card, social securit card, bank #..."
Box: lol but I think that one is more drastic 12
EJ: Your allowed to help in FBI forensics? How old did you say you were again? I once considered going into NCIS forensics, but the training was too extensive for me... and I'm 20! lol
12: WOAH. *heart attack due to age of Eu* xP
EJ: lol Call me EJ by the way Or Riella. Whichever
12: 20? I have less wrinkles than you are old! lol jk…Ah, Gotcha. I'll call you Riella
EJ: I also have less wrinkles than I am old... lol 20 year olds dont have wrinkles... At least, not MOST of them XD
Box: I’m 14, but I’m taking dual enrollment and my major is forensics so they let me handle just their paper work
EJ: Where is the website to this volunteer program? I want to volunteer for the FBI too
Box: give me a sec to get the link
12: lol.... people just volunteer to look at bones and crime scenes. xD
EJ: Why didnt you show us the link before? if you want to prove it to us...
Box: well you didnt ask. http://www.fbi.gov/jobs make sure you find your local FBI office before you apply
EJ That link is to Jobs, not the volunteer program you said you were in.…
Box: your supposed to clicked on the internship programs
EJ:you know, if your uncle wasn't careful with a file that important, he wouldn’t have just gotten fired... He kinda would have gone to prison. Its pretty much one of the biggest offences ever to give away the biggest government secret...
12: ok, here's how to prove everything: Box- give us your word as a gentlelady that what you say is the truth- promise it...
Box: I know he told me that... I got in huge trouble
EJ: So he's in prison now? Because he would be sent there if its true...
Box: he is
EJ: lol he IS in prison?
12: ...
EJ: Thats probably why he wont share his ferrari with you...
12: wait, what?! now I'm really confuzzled. *thinks this is a long flashback*
EJ: How does he drive the ferrari while he's in prison?
Box: yeah I think so he got a huge fine too
12: Box- give us your word as a gentlelady that what you say is the truth- promise it...
12: </quote>
EJ: ROFL
12: hmmzlez....?
Box: I give my word as a gentlelady that I say the truth. I am the type of person who HATES liars.
12: O.o so that's your word...now for the promise...
EJ: You know the Bible says not to promise anything, right? ESPECIALLY if your joking... it puts, like, a curse on you or something...Be careful
Box: -__- what if its true?
EJ: It isnt
12: LOL
EJ: And it says not to make promises anyway, even if it is true
Box: uuhhh if you say so?
EJ: For further information, see The Sermon on the Mount
12: Box..
Box: yes?
12: the jig is up. Just admit it...
EJ: Answer this, Box: If he's in prison, how is he hogging the ferarri?
12: lol,, all of this cuz of one of my 'duh' questions about area 51. lol
EJ: lol
Box: lol 12. his brother is keeping it
EJ: No, I said how is your uncle hogging it? I didnt ask where it was XD
12: c'mon...
EJ: I won't judge you, or think ill of you if you admit your joking...if thats what your worried about
12: chews on caffeinated sugar to stay awake
EJ: lol
Box: I know what you asked, he gave it to his brother and he has it locked up and he wont let anyone near it
12: yeah, Box, I do jokes like this all the time. but there's a limit to believability...
Box: I know that 12, i told my best friend because i was acting strange, she didnt believe me either...
EJ: So, he's in prison forever because he betrayed the government (in their eyes) and he's worried about his ferrari? Or even better, he owes a big fine, and yet, still OWNS a ferrari?
Box: he owns it for now..
EJ: Where is the article on his trial? a felony that big is always covered...
12: geez, this is almost fierce, lol
EJ: lol
12: Y'know, I don't think your uncle will appreciate it if you tell people that he's in prison and whatnot...
EJ: lol true. especially for that.
12: lol if what you say is a joke, y'know.
EJ: And you Box would have been forced to sign a document of secrecy, which would be violated by talking about it here...
12: I gotta go. please...the truth b'for I leave...
12: hurrrrrry they're calling for me.
12: bye, gotta go. pm me...
Box: lol its 95% false
EJ: YAY! what 5 percent is true?
Box: Hes is in the FBI and he does have a Ferrari but the rest is LIES!
EJ: LOL I KNEW IT!
Box: -__- smart people
EJ: Well, I'm glad he's not in prison. Eustace+Jill: *is proud* I don't fall for nuthin' lol
Box: Sorry about the lies... I need a very immature moment
EJ: I should join the FBI... be an interrogator... That would be cool
Box: You would be great at it
EJ: Thank you
~Riella
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
What is Pippin?
Another funny conversation -- this time about LOTR. The funny part was the emoticons, so I decided to use a picture of the conversation, instead of a transcript... Click to see a closeup.
~Riella
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Happy New Year!
I just wanted to wish everyone a very happy new year. :)
I would also like to inform everyone that I will be very busy for awhile working on a MAJOR project in real life, so my time on both the blog and NarniaWeb will be extremely limited. So if you don't see me or any new blogs for awhile, that's why.
Oh, and for my new subscribers, don't forget to click on "2010" on the sidebar, to see my old blog posts. There are some great chat conversations in there too. :)
~Riella
I would also like to inform everyone that I will be very busy for awhile working on a MAJOR project in real life, so my time on both the blog and NarniaWeb will be extremely limited. So if you don't see me or any new blogs for awhile, that's why.
Oh, and for my new subscribers, don't forget to click on "2010" on the sidebar, to see my old blog posts. There are some great chat conversations in there too. :)
~Riella
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Fire-Wolf
This is the documentation of how wolfloversk became known as Fire-Wolf. It is also the day I became one of Booky's Minions, which, in a way, inspired the whole event in the first place.
DISCLAIMER: ALL STATEMENTS MADE BY ME ABOUT SUSPIAN VS. LISPIAN WAS A JOKE. I AM MOSTLY NEUTRAL ON THE ISSUE. MAYBE LEANING A LITTLE TOWARDS LISPIAN. ALSO, I AM NOT REALLY A HYPOCRITE. THANK YOU. -- MANAGEMENT
In the chatroom: Me (EJ), wolfloversk (Wolfy), and lover of narnia (LON).
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Wolfy: AHH! Lot's of Yellow!!! So is it official chat in yellow day or do you guys just happen to both be using the same color?
EJ: Well I’m in an orange club, so... its the club rule
Wolfy: Ah, that makes sense. *Changes her font to red* (P.S. -I felt like going with Narnia colors)
EJ: your new name is fire wolf, now that you are red...
Wolfy: lol thanks
EJ: ... and you must howl at the blood-red moon.... (has spent too much time with Booky)
Wolfy: "AHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
EJ: lol wow, you listened to me, and did as I said! I have you in my power, fire-wolf... you are getting sleepy...
LON: snores
Wolfy: lol wrong person
EJ: Lol I have LON in my power too…You will make graphics...they will be your best graphics...
LON: LOL! I was just about to make some! …But you still don't have me under your power. You CAN"T make me like Lispian
EJ: you will deafeat Lispians as they go on their conquests.... you will save Narnia from evil stars with pretty smiles...
LON: YEAH! *does as EJ orders*
Wolfy: Dare I ask what that has to do with Booky?
EJ: lol Fire-Wolf, I have been reading the posts in Booky's spoiler club too long, in the Spare-Oom. After reading, I cant stop talking like a fantasy villain
Wolfy: Ahh, I just posted there actually, I skipped the entire last page, it grows fast.
EJ: watch out for that star to your left, LON. It’s coming toward you with a stone knife, and a picture of Caspian with hearts in his eyes!
LON: GRAHHHHHHH!!! *cuts down star*
EJ: thank you, LON. We can all sleep sound tonight thanks to you
Wolfy: wonders if she should mention that she leans more toward Lispian?
EJ: lol So do I, fire-wolf. I’m just having some fun. I like to be a hypocrite. It’s awesome
Wolfy: Ah, I see
EJ: I’ve made both Suspian and Lispian graphics. I'm that treacherous
Wolfy: lol- Oh my that is bad is it not?
LON: DOES NOT like Lispian
EJ: But they were both gifts, so I had good intentions...
Wolfy: Ah good intentions
EJ: When I'm a sig maker, I am NEUTRAL. I am accepting to all groups... down with hate, up with love. *Sings What the World needs Now is Love, Sweet Love*
Wolfy: I just avoid it all together when graphics making. when discussing on the forum, it's another story...
EJ: and you make MOVING graphics to make up for it! Not that you have to *make up* for anything... If you ever go blue, fire wolf, I will have to call you water-wolf.
Wolfy: perhaps I should go blue. water is more of my element than fire
EJ: what does the "sk" in your name stand for, fire-wolf?
Wolfy: my initials
EJ: Let me guess them…Sam Karver…Susan Kevensie…Suspian Killer…
Wolfy: lol!
EJ: that's your initials. Suspian killer
LON: What what!???? Don't forget I'm still here
EJ: That's wolfy's real name, LON. Look out
Wolfy: I prefer wolf though
LON: Okay. As long as it isn't....that other thing lol
EJ: Someone just told me that Eustace had fun being an idiot. I didn’t know that. Being an idiot is fun sometimes. But I didn’t know Eustace liked it.
~Riella
DISCLAIMER: ALL STATEMENTS MADE BY ME ABOUT SUSPIAN VS. LISPIAN WAS A JOKE. I AM MOSTLY NEUTRAL ON THE ISSUE. MAYBE LEANING A LITTLE TOWARDS LISPIAN. ALSO, I AM NOT REALLY A HYPOCRITE. THANK YOU. -- MANAGEMENT
In the chatroom: Me (EJ), wolfloversk (Wolfy), and lover of narnia (LON).
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Wolfy: AHH! Lot's of Yellow!!! So is it official chat in yellow day or do you guys just happen to both be using the same color?
EJ: Well I’m in an orange club, so... its the club rule
Wolfy: Ah, that makes sense. *Changes her font to red* (P.S. -I felt like going with Narnia colors)
EJ: your new name is fire wolf, now that you are red...
Wolfy: lol thanks
EJ: ... and you must howl at the blood-red moon.... (has spent too much time with Booky)
Wolfy: "AHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
EJ: lol wow, you listened to me, and did as I said! I have you in my power, fire-wolf... you are getting sleepy...
LON: snores
Wolfy: lol wrong person
EJ: Lol I have LON in my power too…You will make graphics...they will be your best graphics...
LON: LOL! I was just about to make some! …But you still don't have me under your power. You CAN"T make me like Lispian
EJ: you will deafeat Lispians as they go on their conquests.... you will save Narnia from evil stars with pretty smiles...
LON: YEAH! *does as EJ orders*
Wolfy: Dare I ask what that has to do with Booky?
EJ: lol Fire-Wolf, I have been reading the posts in Booky's spoiler club too long, in the Spare-Oom. After reading, I cant stop talking like a fantasy villain
Wolfy: Ahh, I just posted there actually, I skipped the entire last page, it grows fast.
EJ: watch out for that star to your left, LON. It’s coming toward you with a stone knife, and a picture of Caspian with hearts in his eyes!
LON: GRAHHHHHHH!!! *cuts down star*
EJ: thank you, LON. We can all sleep sound tonight thanks to you
Wolfy: wonders if she should mention that she leans more toward Lispian?
EJ: lol So do I, fire-wolf. I’m just having some fun. I like to be a hypocrite. It’s awesome
Wolfy: Ah, I see
EJ: I’ve made both Suspian and Lispian graphics. I'm that treacherous
Wolfy: lol- Oh my that is bad is it not?
LON: DOES NOT like Lispian
EJ: But they were both gifts, so I had good intentions...
Wolfy: Ah good intentions
EJ: When I'm a sig maker, I am NEUTRAL. I am accepting to all groups... down with hate, up with love. *Sings What the World needs Now is Love, Sweet Love*
Wolfy: I just avoid it all together when graphics making. when discussing on the forum, it's another story...
EJ: and you make MOVING graphics to make up for it! Not that you have to *make up* for anything... If you ever go blue, fire wolf, I will have to call you water-wolf.
Wolfy: perhaps I should go blue. water is more of my element than fire
EJ: what does the "sk" in your name stand for, fire-wolf?
Wolfy: my initials
EJ: Let me guess them…Sam Karver…Susan Kevensie…Suspian Killer…
Wolfy: lol!
EJ: that's your initials. Suspian killer
LON: What what!???? Don't forget I'm still here
EJ: That's wolfy's real name, LON. Look out
Wolfy: I prefer wolf though
LON: Okay. As long as it isn't....that other thing lol
EJ: Someone just told me that Eustace had fun being an idiot. I didn’t know that. Being an idiot is fun sometimes. But I didn’t know Eustace liked it.
~Riella
Joe's Soup
40 years from now, when we all look back at our NarniaWeb days, I think the thing we will all remember most about Joe was his soup...
In the chatroom: Me (EJ), winterlife (Winty), narnianerd (Joe, nn), The Rose-Tree Dryad (Rose), wolfloversk (Wolfy), RuralNarniaFan (Ru), and Aslan's Country.
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Winty: I think I'm missing half the conversation due to errors
Joe: Winty, I would shuggest logging in and logging out. or backwards.
Winty: yeah, it's the showing it that I'm having trouble with
Rose: Yeah, I can have trouble with that, too
Winty: yup, it's weird
Rose: The chat is trying to be "unique."
Aslan’s Country: key word: trying
Joe: *shoves wolfy into a vat of soup* This is what I live for!
Wolfy: again nn?
Joe: Yes, again.
Winty: laughs maniaclly
Rose: Wow, where did the vat of soup come from? And what kind is it?
Joe: chicken.
Winty: yum!
Rose: Can I have some?
Joe: sure.
Wolfy: grabs nn and pulls him in head first
Joe: is pulled into the vat of soup
Winty: except... someone fell in it
Rose: puts on her water wings and jumps in
Ru: No, NN's soup is toxic
Rose: Really? That bad of a cook?
Ru: Legend has it that those who eat it don't wake up the next morning
Wolfy: Lo0l
Joe: MY MOMMY MADE THIS!
Rose: starts thrashing around in the soup and screaming
Wolfy: it can't be that bad I've been dunked before
Joe: Climbs out of the soup
Rose: Death by toxic soup. . . AHHH!
Ru: And they never see the light of day again
Aslan’s Country: bwhahaha... *is totally confused*
Joe: shoves wolfy in again then runs away
Wolfy: I never got out nn! *gets out and chases nn*
Ru: Uhhh
Joe: locks himself in closet of doom
Winty: falls into the soup
Wolfy: and tackles him and ties him to the nearest tree
Joe: is in his closet of doom
Ru: dumps Joe's vat of soup on the ground
Rose: It looks like Joe's reign of chicken soup terror has come to an end.
Wolfy: explores nn's closet of doom
Joe: nnoooooooo!
Rose: I bet he keeps candy in there! =D
Joe: you can't! I locks from the inside!
Rose: snoops in the closet of doom also
Wolfy: nearly dies of laughter
Joe: grabs his nerf gun and shoots up the snooper of his closet of doom
Rose: *clutches chest* OH YOU GOT ME.
Ru: takes a chainsaw to the walls of NN's closet of doom
Wolfy: *hides from chainsaw* I hate chainsaws
Ru: I hate chainsaws too. *hauls the skeletons out of NN's closet of doom*
Joe: I did not kill all of them people!
Wolfy: finds the secret back door to nn's closet and enters
Rose: LOL
Joe: You realise you are the first person to enter my closet of doom?
Rose: Chainsaws. . . eeep.
Joe: They are rubber- noo!!!!
Winty: I've used a chainsaw before...
Ru: So have I. Up here they're a necessity. if a tree falls, you need to be able to cut it into firewood
Wolfy: oh they creep me out
Joe: other then me. *loves chainsaws*
Rose: NN: SO YOU THINK.
Joe: oooh. ideas.
Wolfy: uhoh, I don't like the sound of that
Joe: *grabs a chain saw off his wall and revvs it up* MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Wolfy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rose: Wolf?
Wolfy: not the chainsaws
Joe: Chases wolfy around with a chainsaw.
Wolfy: grabs phaser and obliterates chainsaw
Joe: That was my dads!
(00:23:08) RuralNarniaFan: emphasis on the "was"
Wolfy: Well that's what you get for chasing me with it!
Joe: Oh well, he has like fifteen billion of them! And none of them work propperly!
Rose: That's probably the scariest collection I've ever heard of, NN.
Ru: Lol!
Joe: We also have three lawn mowers, two of them don't work, three weedwakers, ones broken and three trucks, zero work.
~Riella
In the chatroom: Me (EJ), winterlife (Winty), narnianerd (Joe, nn), The Rose-Tree Dryad (Rose), wolfloversk (Wolfy), RuralNarniaFan (Ru), and Aslan's Country.
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Winty: I think I'm missing half the conversation due to errors
Joe: Winty, I would shuggest logging in and logging out. or backwards.
Winty: yeah, it's the showing it that I'm having trouble with
Rose: Yeah, I can have trouble with that, too
Winty: yup, it's weird
Rose: The chat is trying to be "unique."
Aslan’s Country: key word: trying
Joe: *shoves wolfy into a vat of soup* This is what I live for!
Wolfy: again nn?
Joe: Yes, again.
Winty: laughs maniaclly
Rose: Wow, where did the vat of soup come from? And what kind is it?
Joe: chicken.
Winty: yum!
Rose: Can I have some?
Joe: sure.
Wolfy: grabs nn and pulls him in head first
Joe: is pulled into the vat of soup
Winty: except... someone fell in it
Rose: puts on her water wings and jumps in
Ru: No, NN's soup is toxic
Rose: Really? That bad of a cook?
Ru: Legend has it that those who eat it don't wake up the next morning
Wolfy: Lo0l
Joe: MY MOMMY MADE THIS!
Rose: starts thrashing around in the soup and screaming
Wolfy: it can't be that bad I've been dunked before
Joe: Climbs out of the soup
Rose: Death by toxic soup. . . AHHH!
Ru: And they never see the light of day again
Aslan’s Country: bwhahaha... *is totally confused*
Joe: shoves wolfy in again then runs away
Wolfy: I never got out nn! *gets out and chases nn*
Ru: Uhhh
Joe: locks himself in closet of doom
Winty: falls into the soup
Wolfy: and tackles him and ties him to the nearest tree
Joe: is in his closet of doom
Ru: dumps Joe's vat of soup on the ground
Rose: It looks like Joe's reign of chicken soup terror has come to an end.
Wolfy: explores nn's closet of doom
Joe: nnoooooooo!
Rose: I bet he keeps candy in there! =D
Joe: you can't! I locks from the inside!
Rose: snoops in the closet of doom also
Wolfy: nearly dies of laughter
Joe: grabs his nerf gun and shoots up the snooper of his closet of doom
Rose: *clutches chest* OH YOU GOT ME.
Ru: takes a chainsaw to the walls of NN's closet of doom
Wolfy: *hides from chainsaw* I hate chainsaws
Ru: I hate chainsaws too. *hauls the skeletons out of NN's closet of doom*
Joe: I did not kill all of them people!
Wolfy: finds the secret back door to nn's closet and enters
Rose: LOL
Joe: You realise you are the first person to enter my closet of doom?
Rose: Chainsaws. . . eeep.
Joe: They are rubber- noo!!!!
Winty: I've used a chainsaw before...
Ru: So have I. Up here they're a necessity. if a tree falls, you need to be able to cut it into firewood
Wolfy: oh they creep me out
Joe: other then me. *loves chainsaws*
Rose: NN: SO YOU THINK.
Joe: oooh. ideas.
Wolfy: uhoh, I don't like the sound of that
Joe: *grabs a chain saw off his wall and revvs it up* MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Wolfy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rose: Wolf?
Wolfy: not the chainsaws
Joe: Chases wolfy around with a chainsaw.
Wolfy: grabs phaser and obliterates chainsaw
Joe: That was my dads!
(00:23:08) RuralNarniaFan: emphasis on the "was"
Wolfy: Well that's what you get for chasing me with it!
Joe: Oh well, he has like fifteen billion of them! And none of them work propperly!
Rose: That's probably the scariest collection I've ever heard of, NN.
Ru: Lol!
Joe: We also have three lawn mowers, two of them don't work, three weedwakers, ones broken and three trucks, zero work.
~Riella
We Find Our Ancestors
One of our very deep, philosophical discussions. :P
In the chatroom: Me (EJ), RuralNarniaFan (Ru), narnianerd (Joe), wolfloversk (Wolfy), and The Rose-Tree Dryad (Rose).
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Ru: Ah well, not so bad to be a human xD But you can always daydream
EJ: It would be cool to be a bird...
Wolfy: yeah or a horse or a deer
Joe: What its based on is the fact that humans feel a need to explore. To reach beyond what they already know. So had the roles been reversed and the native americans gotten the few hundred year jump on the europians. they would have invaided europe.
Ru: Explore != invade
Joe: Explore = Invade. Yes.
Wolfy: does it Rural?… Exploit=Invade
Ru: Exactly. Actually, usually the invasion comes first
Wolfy: perhaps
Joe: because after you explore, you need to take the land you explored for yourself our your country.
Ru: No you don't
Wolfy: not always
Ru: If I go to Europe, I can explore the land and I don't have to kill everybody living there to claim it for the United States
Wolfy: they guy who found the titanic never claimed it for himself because that would require him bringing an object back, and he felt it should be respected and left where it was- then someone else came along and claimed it and exploited it
Ru: Yeah...
Joe: In an ideal world you don't. But you land on an unknown unexplored island in the middle of the alantic, you have a contract with the king of france that says you have to claim all land you find for france, You need to claim the land. Otherwise, a whole hoast of problems confront you when you come home. if you make it there.
Ru: I'm not talking about an ideal world. And not all the great explorers funded their expeditions through the kings of their land
Joe: 99.9 Percent did. Rural, tell me one who didn't from the colonial era. which was when most of the land was being claimed.
EJ: I explored some woods without invading them
Ru: Really, Riella?
Wolfy: welcome to earth- human population 6 billion +/- Amor leopard pop: 40 +/-
Ru: Let's start with my ancestor, Peter Foulger
Wolfy: I wish I knew who my ancestors were
EJ: I know who your ancestors are, wolfy
Wolfy: oh really EJ?
EJ: Yes, I will tell you... for a price...
Wolfy: and that would be...
EJ: or for free if you’d prefer lol. Your ancestors are…Pocahauntus…and Sacagewea…and Robin Williams…and Jim Carrey…
Wolfy: lol
EJ: and also… Yogi Bear
Wolfy: LO0L
EJ: And your closest ancestor is the crickets who chirp whenever there is silence
Ru: LOL
Wolfy: haha
EJ: So now you know
Joe: (Posts something accidentally and then quickly deletes it)
Ru: Watch your language
Joe: Peter Foulger. sorry. Miss type. forgive me.
Ru: Right.
Joe: no really.
Ru: >.>
EJ: language? Did I miss something?
Joe: it was an acicident.
Ru: A deleted post
Wolfy: I missed something here didn't I?
EJ: @wolfy, theyre just talking about ancestors and how Joe accidentally swore
Ru: Or looked like he did lol
EJ: (by misstyping)
Wolfy: yeah I missed the accidental swearing part
Joe: I never ever curse. really. I'm a Christian!! A nazerene to be exact!!!!! Stop staring at me!
EJ: lol I believe you Joe
Ru: *stops staring* lol
Joe: Ok good…so who was this Peter Foulger guy?
Ru: He was the grandfather of Benjamin Franklin
Joe: So you are a desendent of mr. Ben??
Ru: His brother
Joe: Cool, one of my ansestors signed the declaration. I'm pretty sure anyways.
Ru: Nice
Wolfy: One of my HS classmates was a decendant of John Hancock
EJ: Do they have good handwriting?
Joe: lol!
Wolfy: yeah better than mine by far
Ru: If they did, I sure didn't inherit it
Wolfy: You know if you take a person from india and a person from america, that they're more closely related than two chimps from the same troop
Joe: wait a second! That means our ansestors were in the same room together over 200 years ago!
Ru: Lol, I guess they were
Joe: thats kinda creepy when you think about it.
Ru: lol
Rose: Bet they never imagined their descendants would be talking about them signing the Declaration of Independence on things called "computers" on the "internet" in something called a "chat room."
~Riella
In the chatroom: Me (EJ), RuralNarniaFan (Ru), narnianerd (Joe), wolfloversk (Wolfy), and The Rose-Tree Dryad (Rose).
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Ru: Ah well, not so bad to be a human xD But you can always daydream
EJ: It would be cool to be a bird...
Wolfy: yeah or a horse or a deer
Joe: What its based on is the fact that humans feel a need to explore. To reach beyond what they already know. So had the roles been reversed and the native americans gotten the few hundred year jump on the europians. they would have invaided europe.
Ru: Explore != invade
Joe: Explore = Invade. Yes.
Wolfy: does it Rural?… Exploit=Invade
Ru: Exactly. Actually, usually the invasion comes first
Wolfy: perhaps
Joe: because after you explore, you need to take the land you explored for yourself our your country.
Ru: No you don't
Wolfy: not always
Ru: If I go to Europe, I can explore the land and I don't have to kill everybody living there to claim it for the United States
Wolfy: they guy who found the titanic never claimed it for himself because that would require him bringing an object back, and he felt it should be respected and left where it was- then someone else came along and claimed it and exploited it
Ru: Yeah...
Joe: In an ideal world you don't. But you land on an unknown unexplored island in the middle of the alantic, you have a contract with the king of france that says you have to claim all land you find for france, You need to claim the land. Otherwise, a whole hoast of problems confront you when you come home. if you make it there.
Ru: I'm not talking about an ideal world. And not all the great explorers funded their expeditions through the kings of their land
Joe: 99.9 Percent did. Rural, tell me one who didn't from the colonial era. which was when most of the land was being claimed.
EJ: I explored some woods without invading them
Ru: Really, Riella?
Wolfy: welcome to earth- human population 6 billion +/- Amor leopard pop: 40 +/-
Ru: Let's start with my ancestor, Peter Foulger
Wolfy: I wish I knew who my ancestors were
EJ: I know who your ancestors are, wolfy
Wolfy: oh really EJ?
EJ: Yes, I will tell you... for a price...
Wolfy: and that would be...
EJ: or for free if you’d prefer lol. Your ancestors are…Pocahauntus…and Sacagewea…and Robin Williams…and Jim Carrey…
Wolfy: lol
EJ: and also… Yogi Bear
Wolfy: LO0L
EJ: And your closest ancestor is the crickets who chirp whenever there is silence
Ru: LOL
Wolfy: haha
EJ: So now you know
Joe: (Posts something accidentally and then quickly deletes it)
Ru: Watch your language
Joe: Peter Foulger. sorry. Miss type. forgive me.
Ru: Right.
Joe: no really.
Ru: >.>
EJ: language? Did I miss something?
Joe: it was an acicident.
Ru: A deleted post
Wolfy: I missed something here didn't I?
EJ: @wolfy, theyre just talking about ancestors and how Joe accidentally swore
Ru: Or looked like he did lol
EJ: (by misstyping)
Wolfy: yeah I missed the accidental swearing part
Joe: I never ever curse. really. I'm a Christian!! A nazerene to be exact!!!!! Stop staring at me!
EJ: lol I believe you Joe
Ru: *stops staring* lol
Joe: Ok good…so who was this Peter Foulger guy?
Ru: He was the grandfather of Benjamin Franklin
Joe: So you are a desendent of mr. Ben??
Ru: His brother
Joe: Cool, one of my ansestors signed the declaration. I'm pretty sure anyways.
Ru: Nice
Wolfy: One of my HS classmates was a decendant of John Hancock
EJ: Do they have good handwriting?
Joe: lol!
Wolfy: yeah better than mine by far
Ru: If they did, I sure didn't inherit it
Wolfy: You know if you take a person from india and a person from america, that they're more closely related than two chimps from the same troop
Joe: wait a second! That means our ansestors were in the same room together over 200 years ago!
Ru: Lol, I guess they were
Joe: thats kinda creepy when you think about it.
Ru: lol
Rose: Bet they never imagined their descendants would be talking about them signing the Declaration of Independence on things called "computers" on the "internet" in something called a "chat room."
~Riella
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