The Case: A NarniaWebber makes some very large claims. The Mission: To sift out the truth from the lies. The Situation: A seemingly normal chat conversation quickly takes a turn toward interrogation. Can you figure out the truth before the convo is done?
In the chat: Me (Ithilwen, EJ, Riella, Eustace+Jill), Narnia_Fan12 (12), and JillPole! (Box).
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12: ^^ I thought I had a good idea, but I didn't, so I ate my lightbulb.
EJ: lol
12: So, Box, what's happened since we last talked?
Box: well... *flashback*
12: *chews on light bulb and popcorn mix for flashback* … *pretends the light bulb is popcorn* … mmm chew chew
Box: Um... My uncle bought a Ferrari and he wont share it with me
12: ooh, cool yet not cool!
Box: lol hes actually very mean to me about it
12: O.o why would he /share/ the ferrari, though? can you drive? or does he just not want you around it at all?
Box: but i'll get him back...eventually. I got my restricted aleady
12: niiice! Aren't you younger than I am, though? (I'm 15...?) *thought you were*
Box: I am
12: wow, you got your driver's thing real early! although...
Box: but i turn 15 soon so they let me get it
12: I would -twitch- if my uncle even came close to letting me drive. I mean, a 14 yr old behind the wheel? a 15 year old behind the wheel? I'd be kinda scared... Lol. no offense intended whatsoever, cuz I'm talking about myself included, lol
Box: well my uncle trusts me, he taught me to drive and hes an FBI Agent so hes a great driver
12: woah, you have an FBI agent for an uncle?! I believe that was classified information. Does he know what's in area 51?
EJ: lol *Whispers* It's aliennnsss
Box: yes...but thats G-14 classified
12: no, seriously... does he know what's in Area 51? HAS HE TOLD YOU YET?! TELL ME NOWWWWW *chews on caffeine in the suspense*
EJ: When you're done, you might want to try some frozen air as well
Box: my other uncle(his brother)is a U.S. Marshal. and no, he cant...but i'll find out soon
EJ: But he DOES, in fact, know?
Box: Yeah, I saw the file on his desk
12: you kid. lol
EJ: sure...He wouldn’t leave a file like that just lying on his desk! lol
Box: -__- That’s why I don’t tell people this... they think I’m lying
EJ: it would be locked in a Government Building Safe...
12: Well I believe you!
EJ: …
12: Didn't I ever tell you about the football field in the bathroom cupboards?
EJ: LOL
12: </LWW quote>
EJ: *is still laughing* I love when movie quotes happen in RL...
Box: lol it wasnt lying around... I was looking in his file cabinet, found it and put it on the desk to read I wasnt supposed to and I got caught... by his boss ~.~
12: if done properly...The Boss: “You're not supposed to be here, kid.” The boss then pulls forward a memory eraser. “You won't tell anybody, will you?” FLASH! and that's the last thing you remember.
EJ: LOL! How were you able to access an FBI file cabinet in the first place?
Box: I do my community hours there. *has her own 'volunteer' ID*
EJ: community work lets you access a LOCKED cabinet that contains the biggest secret in the country?
Box: My uncle is mean but hes also a pushover...he never thought I would actually open it. he almost got fired. now Im not allowed any where near files... I help out the forensics team which I like better than filing
12: is skeptical in a nice way
Box: its normal for you to be skeptical...everyone is, I admit it is hard to believe
12: no offense, but this almost sounds like the scam email I got earlier saying I got 45 million dollars from an ethiopian plane crash victim that was somehow related to me. "I admit this may be hard to believe... but just send me your phone number, ID card, social securit card, bank #..."
Box: lol but I think that one is more drastic 12
EJ: Your allowed to help in FBI forensics? How old did you say you were again? I once considered going into NCIS forensics, but the training was too extensive for me... and I'm 20! lol
12: WOAH. *heart attack due to age of Eu* xP
EJ: lol Call me EJ by the way Or Riella. Whichever
12: 20? I have less wrinkles than you are old! lol jk…Ah, Gotcha. I'll call you Riella
EJ: I also have less wrinkles than I am old... lol 20 year olds dont have wrinkles... At least, not MOST of them XD
Box: I’m 14, but I’m taking dual enrollment and my major is forensics so they let me handle just their paper work
EJ: Where is the website to this volunteer program? I want to volunteer for the FBI too
Box: give me a sec to get the link
12: lol.... people just volunteer to look at bones and crime scenes. xD
EJ: Why didnt you show us the link before? if you want to prove it to us...
Box: well you didnt ask. http://www.fbi.gov/jobs make sure you find your local FBI office before you apply
EJ That link is to Jobs, not the volunteer program you said you were in.…
Box: your supposed to clicked on the internship programs
EJ:you know, if your uncle wasn't careful with a file that important, he wouldn’t have just gotten fired... He kinda would have gone to prison. Its pretty much one of the biggest offences ever to give away the biggest government secret...
12: ok, here's how to prove everything: Box- give us your word as a gentlelady that what you say is the truth- promise it...
Box: I know he told me that... I got in huge trouble
EJ: So he's in prison now? Because he would be sent there if its true...
Box: he is
EJ: lol he IS in prison?
12: ...
EJ: Thats probably why he wont share his ferrari with you...
12: wait, what?! now I'm really confuzzled. *thinks this is a long flashback*
EJ: How does he drive the ferrari while he's in prison?
Box: yeah I think so he got a huge fine too
12: Box- give us your word as a gentlelady that what you say is the truth- promise it...
12: </quote>
EJ: ROFL
12: hmmzlez....?
Box: I give my word as a gentlelady that I say the truth. I am the type of person who HATES liars.
12: O.o so that's your word...now for the promise...
EJ: You know the Bible says not to promise anything, right? ESPECIALLY if your joking... it puts, like, a curse on you or something...Be careful
Box: -__- what if its true?
EJ: It isnt
12: LOL
EJ: And it says not to make promises anyway, even if it is true
Box: uuhhh if you say so?
EJ: For further information, see The Sermon on the Mount
12: Box..
Box: yes?
12: the jig is up. Just admit it...
EJ: Answer this, Box: If he's in prison, how is he hogging the ferarri?
12: lol,, all of this cuz of one of my 'duh' questions about area 51. lol
EJ: lol
Box: lol 12. his brother is keeping it
EJ: No, I said how is your uncle hogging it? I didnt ask where it was XD
12: c'mon...
EJ: I won't judge you, or think ill of you if you admit your joking...if thats what your worried about
12: chews on caffeinated sugar to stay awake
EJ: lol
Box: I know what you asked, he gave it to his brother and he has it locked up and he wont let anyone near it
12: yeah, Box, I do jokes like this all the time. but there's a limit to believability...
Box: I know that 12, i told my best friend because i was acting strange, she didnt believe me either...
EJ: So, he's in prison forever because he betrayed the government (in their eyes) and he's worried about his ferrari? Or even better, he owes a big fine, and yet, still OWNS a ferrari?
Box: he owns it for now..
EJ: Where is the article on his trial? a felony that big is always covered...
12: geez, this is almost fierce, lol
EJ: lol
12: Y'know, I don't think your uncle will appreciate it if you tell people that he's in prison and whatnot...
EJ: lol true. especially for that.
12: lol if what you say is a joke, y'know.
EJ: And you Box would have been forced to sign a document of secrecy, which would be violated by talking about it here...
12: I gotta go. please...the truth b'for I leave...
12: hurrrrrry they're calling for me.
12: bye, gotta go. pm me...
Box: lol its 95% false
EJ: YAY! what 5 percent is true?
Box: Hes is in the FBI and he does have a Ferrari but the rest is LIES!
EJ: LOL I KNEW IT!
Box: -__- smart people
EJ: Well, I'm glad he's not in prison. Eustace+Jill: *is proud* I don't fall for nuthin' lol
Box: Sorry about the lies... I need a very immature moment
EJ: I should join the FBI... be an interrogator... That would be cool
Box: You would be great at it
EJ: Thank you
~Riella
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