Monday, December 27, 2010

Witches in the Kitchen

In the chatroom are: Me (EJ), Quinlin (Quin), and lover of narnia (LON).
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Lonnie: has made an avatar of Edmund
EJ: show
Lonnie: okay (Posts Avatar)
EJ: Cool!
Quin: lol his expression is funny. it's nice though
EJ: For a sec I thought that was a kitchen window in the background
Lonnie: lol!
EJ: I wonder why Rose hasn’t come in here
Quin: lol! EJ ^
EJ: lol what's so funny?
Quin: the kitchen window thing
EJ: I thought you meant Rose LOL
Quin: the white witch came to haunt edmund when she knew he would least expect it. and so as he washed the dishes before the kitchen window she loomed into the room...
EJ: LOL
Quin: her green smoke appeared as the steam from the heating tea kettle...and so she approached him just as the soap bubbles floated around him
EJ: I can give you a dishwasher and so much more...
Quin: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
EJ: LOL
Quin: I'm writing that down in my ical
Quinlin: and then Eustace threw a tantrum about the overflowing kitchen sink and they all leaned over it to unplug it but they all fell into the kitchen sink and boom....NARNIA...when you'd least expect it
EJ: It happened when they weren’t looking for it.
EJ: I'm eating beef and mushrooms and rice. Thought you might want to know that
Quin: *stores the knowledge*
EJ: LOL


~Riella

She's a Mean Boy

Yeah, I'm not even going to try to explain this one... o.O
In the chat is me (EJ), eustacegirl (Eusy), Lyneya (Lyn), and later Flambeau and Princess of Narnia (PON).
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Eusy: im gonna tell
EJ: lol Who?
Eusy: yeah
EJ: Joe?
Eusy: YEAH! im telling ru!
EJ: Reepissweet? BOE? lol
Eusy: just you wait till he gets in here! :p
Lyneya: Hey you guys. =)
Eusy: dEAR RU ej iS A MEANIE BEANIE!
EJ: Yeah tell him that I'm a bully and I boss my girlfriend around. lol that might sound a little strange...
Eusy: hey lyn lol
EJ: hi Lyneya!
Lyneya: I'm not staying, I just thought maybe I would see Coura or Lonnie here. I need some help with this site.
Eusy: he would be like "WHAT?"
EJ: It’s been showing your name on here all day
Lyneya: With good reason, too. =P It has?!
Eusy: MEANIE BEANIE! EJ IS A BEANIE! A BEANIE BABY! LOL
Lyneya: Ooh, poor EJ!
Eusy: im crazy it all your fault. lyn EJ is a beanhead
EJ: eating sugar much eusy? lol
Eusy: dont you just love chatrooms? YEASH!
EJ: yeah they’re awesome...
Eusy: *pats BEANHEAD on the head*
Lyneya: Why is EJ a beanhead?
EJ: because I’m mean to my girlfriend
Eusy: CUZ SHES A MEAN MEAN BOY
Lyneya: Tsk tsk tsk...
EJ: LOL Eusy. Its like Alice in Wonderland all over again.
Lyneya: What about it?
Eusy: what that mean?
EJ: "Your absolutely Alice, Id know you anywhere. Id know him anywhere!"
Eusy: roleplay LYN
Lyneya: Roleplay?
Eusy: yes lyn our roleplay. her charrie is an abusive beanhead boy *SMACKS EJ ON THE HEAD*
Lyneya: *Gasp* No! No!
Eusy: yes! it is sooooooooo i snack her
EJ: you snack me eusy? I don’t taste good...
Eusy: lol
Lyneya: Oh dear...This sounds very serious. Can nothing be done about it?
Eusy: MEANMEEAN WHAHAHAHA lock the mean boy up!
Lyneya: *whispers to EJ* What has eusy been eating?
Lyneya: You're very hyper right now. XD
Eusy: gluten free chocolate
EJ: *whispers back* I'm not sure. Should we call security?
Eusy: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! im innoCWENT
EJ: I didn’t know there was gluten in chocolate.
Lyneya: *nods* That might be a good idea. Tell them to bring in a straight jacket too. And chains.
Eusy: i plead insanity!!!
Lyneya: I don't think I want to eat gluten free chocolate...
Eusy: wait that not good! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *smashed bean hyeads*
Lyneya: oh, am I considered a bean head now? =P
Eusy: haha i am mature BAHAHAHAHA
Lyneya: Huh uh.
Eusy: YOU WILL NEVER BREAK ME! I REFUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WONT CONFIRM
Lyneya: *Raises eyebrow*
Eusy: confrom*
EJ: confirm lol
Lyneya: Truly, EJ, I think action must be taken now!
Eusy: you cant take me! haha *breahts
Lyneya: Oh yeah? Well I've got a...SOUR SKITTLE SWORD!!
Eusy: yhits lyn
Lyneya: Mwahahaha! You can't beat that!
Flambeau: Could we please stop any and all name calling? It's not appreciated on NWeb.
Lyneya: *ouch!!*
Eusy: SMAKC LYN FACE we just playing
Lyneya: 'Course, Flam.
Eusy: *gets sober*
Flambeau: I know, but it still doesn't sound nice.
Eusy: want some fish n chips?
Lyneya: *pokes eusy* Don't you dare start that.
Eusy: start what?
Lyneya: *gestures dramatically* THAT. EJ, what *are* you doing?
EJ: I'm copying and pasting this conversation into a text document because it’s HILARIOUS
Eusy: *hands LYN a chip*
Lyneya: *Groans* Oh no!
Eusy: lol what oyu gonna do with it
Lyneya: Wait...Are you seriously, EJ? Great story inspiration, lol.
EJ: yeah, I do that a lot so I can remember them lol
Eusy: NOOOOOOO dotn go to the darkside
Lyneya: lol! That's a good idea. XD
Eusy: i have cookies
Lyneya: But we have cookies!
EJ: I’m not going to do anything with it. Its just for memory’s sake. like a photo album.
Eusy: and slushies!
Lyneya: Fine, then I get the sour skittles…Huh. That's a VERY good idea. I like it, EJ
Eusy: so you can look back fondly\
EJ: exactly
Lyneya: Oh my... I'm not sure "fondly" is the word here...
EJ: LOL what will happen when more people come in here and see this?
Lyneya: When? Or if? Oh my word, now look what you've done. I won't be able to leave now. Your hyperness is infectious. *pokes chat*
EJ: PON!
Eusy: hey pon
Lyneya: Hi Pon =)
Eusy: youre more mature than the se three year olds in here
Lyneya: Three year olds? I don't see any. Just a five year old and a 102 year old.


~Riella

Supper Gullible

In the chatroom is me (EJ), Arwenel, wolfloversk (Wolfy), narnianerd (Joe), and lover of narnia (Lonnie).
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Wolfy: What order are people listed in your guys' chat?
EJ: Joe, LON, Arwenel, wolfy
Wolfy: mine's Arwenel, EJ, lon, nn
Arwenel: me, EJ, lon, nn, wolf
EJ: oh wolfy! Yours isn’t alphabetical! Its backwards!
Wolfy: It's Alphabetical if you read it from the top
EJ: Its alphabetical by coincidence! It just was put up backwards! I think…
Wolfy: oh, so's Arwenel's I think
Joe: is currenty cracking up
Wolfy: so... why is it backwards?
Joe: Mine is easy, lover ,Arwenal, Wolfy...
Wolfy: nn- you made me laugh.. and now I'm coughing
Joe: Weird. mine is prosilver. Wolfy, I'm laughing cause I recorded toby mac on my comp and sped it up till he sounded like a chipmunk: Ooops. whatever, it works.
Wolfy: "this just gets weirder and weirder" I switched it to Radium and it didn't switch. btw EJ how can you read Radium? Its so dark.
EJ: Joe, yours says Eusy? She's not here...
Lonnie: You called EJ Eusy
Wolfy: lol
Wolfy: *lo0l
EJ: lol eustacegirl is eusy. I'm EJ
Joe: I know that but its the same differance. lo0l\
Wolfy: brb
EJ: Sure it is
Joe: Bacon Radish and Beans?
Wolfy: my testing requires me to close the chat and then log back on
Joe: gosh, you must need to fart after that meal....
Wolfy: nope didn't affect it
Joe: Just saying.
Wolfy: Oh I just got that nn
Joe: You girls didn't get that, did you?
Joe: Oh, wolfy got it…who is next?
Wolfy: delayed, addmittedly
Joe: see, any guy would get it in a second.
Wolfy: I think it's spelt admittedly. oh well… I'm just supper gullible
Joe: But no, I had to tell the joke when all girls were in the chat room, it is like 95% of the time on here.
Lonnie: Supper Gulllible!? lol.
Wolfy: *headdesk*
Joe: Lo0l! Not lol!
Wolfy: super gullible
Lonnie: Joke? did I miss this awesome joke from lord Joe?
Wolfy: is hysterically laughing
Lonnie: It's alright Wolfy, I just thought you meant gullible into eating supper!
Wolfy: no that's ok. I just can't type
Joe: Wait, I thought you didn't like glutton.
Wolfy: glutton?
Joe: and why would you put it into supper? Its already there. OH! Gullible! I see.
Wolfy: is hysterically laughing, making typos, and is lost
Wolfy: is unlost
Joe: Lost! Like the tv show? AWESOME!
Wolfy: no, like lost in the conversation. the chat also never fails to make me laugh
Joe: Wait, there ain't no Unlost tv show, and why would you put giligans island in supper? That show is super old.
Lonnie: plays some romantic/pretty/medievalish music
Joe: its likly moldy by now.
Wolfy: lo0l nn
Lonnie: Joe, you are utterly CONFUUUUSING....
EJ: LOL Joe!
Wolfy: I think he's trying to confuse us
Joe: Plays hard rocking upbeated awesome toby mac and skillet
Lonnie: puts ear buds in
Joe: Mixed in with country.
Lonnie: I'm sorry, but I can not bear such sounds
Joe: Confuuuuusing? What’s that? A chinese dish?
Lonnie: Unless, you'd like me to bring up one of my few upbeater sons and see if it's loudness beats yours LOoL!
Wolfy: plays Johnny Cash's version of "Ghost Riders in the Sky: A Cowboy Legend"
Wolfy: *I almost spelt it cunfusing-maybe that's the food
EJ: The chat is insanity today lol XD
Joe: named after Confucius? The chinese schollar? Whom Gandalf was based off of.
Wolfy: LO0L
EJ: Gandalf? LOL
Lonnie: Whoa.....this is getting weirder and weirder!
Joe: Yeah, Gandalf, the dude from LoTR, Not the lottery. Lord of the Rings, there was a spoof of it done by veggie tales called Lord of the Beans. Which brings us back to BEANS! Which are a relitive of the radish and the carrot.
Lonnie: I think Joe has lost some intricate wheels and gadgets in his brain
Joe: I was born without them.
EJ: What about Bilbo?
Wolfy: Lo0l
Lonnie: Born without them!? Indeed! Then I must do brain surgery to put them in!
Joe: Well Bilbo was a wee little man. Huh, there was a dude in the bible that was called a wee little man, a tax collector. He was rich. Kinda like Bilbo. Anyways. I don't want brain surgery, it hurt.



~Riella

Monday, December 20, 2010

Dear Ticks

One of the more... confusing and crazy conversations. XD
The people in the chatroom are me (EJ), wolfloversk (Wolfy), Quinlin (Quin), narnianerd (Joe), and georgiefan1.
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Wolfy: I'm estatically happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and hyper!
Quin: spoiler alert!
Wolfy: Warning spoilers to follow
EJ: I dont mind spoilers. I'm in the LoeSRM after all
Quin: hear no spoilers, speak no spoilers, see no spoilers!
Wolfy: I didn't know Quinlin wasn't doing the spoiler thing until after I posted
EJ: LOL why has that made you hyper?
Quin: okay I'm going on a mission!! I can handle it no longer....
EJ: are you in the monastary Quin?
Wolfy: Because it made me so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!
Quin: not really. I guess I should be
Wolfy: I'm a pilgrim I read what I please and abstain when I wish too
EJ: Yeah. They could use more members @Quin
Quin: why are you giving me that evil smile?
Wolfy: Well everyone left Loesrm
EJ: Not everyone. We are still the most active page
Quin: lol
Wolfy: perhaps, but we have more spoilers. Lo0l I made a typo with lol earlier...and nn and I started using lo0l instead of lol
EJ: How can you have more spoilers if you dont want to read them?
Wolfy: some of us do we just don't want to read all of them, so we put them in boxes
EJ: ah
Quin: kay
EJ: Yeah we villains in loesrm are too busy plotting to take over the world to focus on spoilers
Wolfy: hence why abunch of people left and joined ze pilgrims
EJ: lol But taking over the world is fun! I'll never understand some ppl...
Quin: takes measures into her own hands
Wolfy: I'll never understand humans- so don't feel bad
Quin: scheming...
EJ: Are you scheming against me, Quin?
Quin: snickers
EJ: YOU ARE!?!
Quin: the battle of the marbles!
EJ: uh oh
Wolfy: oh no lo0l
Joe: muahahaha. My mutant hamsters - No laughing
Quin: oh my
Joe: SILENCE! I kill you.
Quin: after all that silence this is what you say!
Joe: Are you scared?
Quin: kinda, but so long as I retain my marbles I'll survive
Joe: Why, arn't I scary enough? You should be scared. My woods outside my house are infested with blood suckers. NOT VAMPIRES or even bats!
Quin: fears violently
Georgiefan1: Hi everyone
EJ: hi georgiefan1!
Joe: No! They are de worst kind... De evil tick!
Quin: oh my! Mercy!
Wolfy: Heya georgiefan
EJ: you guys know the podcasters?
Quin: hello there georgiefan
Wolfy: no, sadly, would love to meet them
EJ: I mean, do you know OF them, lol
Wolfy: YES!!!!
Joe: In fact, they are so evil that for the past three days strait they have latched onto my little siblings and forced my dad to pull dem out with a twezers.
EJ: Well, one of the podcasters called me "mate" yesterday
Quin: oh deer
EJ: lol Joe, I thought you were talking about the podcasters!
Wolfy: Is it dear or deer @quinlin
Quin: deer
Wolfy: Imknew he wasn't but I knew someone would say that he was
EJ: LOL
Joe: No, dey arn't deer ticks. Dey are regular ticks.
Wolfy: really I always thought it was dear. lo0l So which one called you mate?
EJ: I think Emmie got back from her Narnia party
Wolfy: ticks?
EJ: It was Warrior4Jesus @wolfy
Georgiefan1: called you mate like in real life???
Wolfy: is lost
Quin: who asked about deer ticks in the first place?
EJ: No, on the message board
Quin: I'm actually really confuzzled right now
Wolfy: I think its as in Aussie talk
Georgiefan1: is very lost
Quin: you are not alone
Wolfy: @georgiefan
Quin: where art though sense of thy dearest chatroom?
Quin: yodels
EJ: lol what?
Quin: what?
Wolfy: is beyond lost
EJ: Quin, why are you yodeling? lol
Georgiefan1: ya...I'm slow today :p
Wolfy: who said lo0lo?
EJ: It's absolute madness..
Wolfy: oh no here we go again *lo0l
EJ: LOL
Quin: Mamma Mia! yodel-ay yodel-ay yodel-ay hi hi!
Wolfy: oh it was me. I can't even remember…oh about thinking nn meant the podcasters-lo0l
Quin: q'est ce que ce passe?
EJ: I'm saving this conversation too lol
Quin: DAAHH!
Wolfy: I don't speak french
EJ: oh no! Not FRENCH!
Georgiefan1: I know ballet words in french
Wolfy: I'm thinking about making my reactions on the last to podcasts a video- just to save board space
EJ: You should
Quin: mumbles
EJ: Then we can see what you look like
Georgiefan1: I'll brb
Wolfy: You know what happened to me the other day
EJ: what hapenned to you the other day?
Quin: WAT?
Wolfy: Well, I was up til 4 doing hw and when I got done I logged on to NW, and I was the only member online!
EJ: wow
Wolfy: that's a first-I never expected that to happen
EJ: That’s hapenned to me like every night lol
Quin: same
Wolfy: really?
EJ: but that’s because Im up at 4AM
Quin: *gasps*
Georgiefan1: I have to go, I'm going to my nephew's hockey game bye all!
Quin: tootles!
EJ: bye!
Wolfy: I know theres some who stay up late and people live in diff time zones so I figured it was rare for absolutely noone to be on
EJ: wolfy, have you ever made a video before? like youtube video
Wolfy: by georgiefan, good luck to your nephew… No, at least I've never finished any
EJ: So does NO ONE here know what you look like?
Wolfy: My webcam's the only camera I have so you guys will have to deal with the quality
EJ: I always wonder what ppl on here look like
Wolfy: nope noone
EJ: I wonder if ppl wonder what I look like?
Wolfy: I always imagine nn as little joe
EJ: LOL How do you picture me?
Joe: I'm a bit younger than that. just a bit.
Wolfy: and Puddleglum as Puddleglum as puddle glum. I know nn
Joe: lol!
Quin: lol
Wolfy: *as puddleglum (x1)
Wolfy: *Puddleglum (1)
Wolfy: typing fail
EJ: lol


~Riella

Write It Down In Your ICal

Fans of The War of the Marbles may also enjoy the much shorter conversation continuing the issues of Rose and Quinlin's ICal.
The people in the chatroom are me (EJ), Quinlin (Quin), The Rose-Tree Dryad (Rose), and lover of narnia (Lonnie).
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Lonnie: I want to be Quinlin....
Rose: Interesting.
Quin: yeah especially cause he crunched through the leaves and picked them up and chewed on them…I don't know why he does that
Rose: D'awwwwwww… Is that sanitary?
Quin: they're so dry...it's fine. he doesn't eat them or anything
Rose: Like potato chips! For horses!
Quin: my horse eats pumpkin pie
Rose: NOW with 50% more crispiness!
Quin: and he loves whipped cream lol!!!
Rose: Wow. XD wishes she was Quinlin's horse.
Quin: contemplates on whether to write that down in her ical, haha
Rose: Oh no, don't do that. XDDDDD Danger warning. xD
Quin: no...don't worry I won't open ical today and have my daily fix of laughing
Rose: Good.
Quin: lol but I may indeed open it very soon
Rose: One of these days you're going to break your ribs. Hides I'm not responsible for the consequences!!!
EJ: I can write it in mine.
Rose: EJ: *facepalm* Not you, too! It's a conspiracy!!! WELL, *someone* around here is going to have to remain serious and grown up, and I see that it's going to have to be me.
Quin: no...your marbles are responsible for the consequences...they thought it up!
Rose: . . .
Quin: ^^^LOL EJ!
Rose: Are you going to sue my marbles? Wait, am *I* going to sue my marbles? O_o
Quin: oh yes for all they're knowledge
Rose: No, but I'll accuse your marbles of fraud
Quin: give it up
Rose: FRAUD! I OBJECT!
Quin: I will remain silent. but...
Rose: Yes, yes!! I have the right to remain silent! And my marbles ain't talkin' either!!
Quin: only while I prepare my verdict
Rose: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, COPPAHS!
Quin: well perhaps you will sleep talk under the right conditions!
Rose: Ouch. XD
Quin: plumps up the pillow she gave to Rose so she can dream away and tell away her secrets
Rose: I'm not sleepy.
Quin: well then I will take away the pillow
Rose: feeds the pillow to her pet wildebeest
Quin: AHH! *snatches the wildebeest and hides it along with the pillow* your poor wildebeest will die of eating too much goose down! …When should we set the trial for the marble case?
EJ: Tomorrow at 6PM.
Quin: okay I'll write it down in my ical


~Riella

The War of the Marbles

This is probably the most famous chat conversation as of late, and has actually continued on multiple occasions. It's the famous War of the Marbles. It's long, and takes awhile to read -- but it's very worth it.
The people in the chatroom are me (EJ), Quinlin (Quin), The Rose-Tree Dryad (Rose), and, in parts, The Servant, greenleaf23 (Greeny, Leafy), and Chloë Máiréad (Chloe).
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Rose: It's uh, it's a smiley. It's what you use to express emotion or expression on the Internet.
Quin: whaat is that you say?
Rose: In-turrr-neeeeet. It has buttons that go click click, and chat room. =D
Quin: suddenly recalls everything and......REMEMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rose: SHE REMEMBERS!!
Quin: ahhhh
Rose: Oh no. xD You know, Quin, if this keeps up, some nice people in white coats might be paying you a visit soon.
Quin: next time you should use something else....perhaps a watermellon
Rose: Yeah. Or a coconut. xD
Quin: at least that might knock me out for a WHILE
Rose: Inflatable mallets are fun, too. I mean, effective.
Quin: oh my! I better lock my doors tight or else...
Rose: Ahem. xD Not that I go around bopping people on the head with inflatable objects. Of course not.
Quin: remains suspicious
Rose: Yeah, I scare me too. Brb, I have to go check on supper, lol. xD
Quin: at least when you knocked me with the chocolate it was a yummy loss of consciousness!
Rose: True. Maybe next time I'll use a fruitcake. That should do the trick!
EJ: Hi People
Rose: Hey EJ! *is laughing*
EJ: what's funny?
Quin: welcome to the club!
EJ: ooh what club? the chat club?
Quin: don't start again...but it's too late.....Rose....brace yourself for.....LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!
EJ: lol
Quin: @Ej the club of laughs
Rose: Quin couldn't stop laughing about something, so she decided that amnesia was the only way to make it stop, so I knocked her out with a chocolate bar, and then when she came to she thought she was in the medieval times, and then she remembered everything, INCLUDING what was making her laugh, which took us back to square one and now I'm pondering what to do now. XDDD Yeah. We need help.
Quin: ponder on.... my memories will never fail *laughs evilly*
EJ: Hmmm... I recommend pudding. That stuff can make you forget anything
Rose: Oh dear. XD loads a cannon with pudding
Quin: fears the worst attempts to flea
EJ: flea?
Rose: Uhh. . . how do you make these things go BOOM?
EJ: lol
Quin: lol
Quin: *flee
Quin: it's pointless to focus on typing errors when under attack
EJ: Can't wait till 9PM
Rose: That's true. When you're about to be walloped by pudding, typos aren't exactly a first priority. xD
Quin: why is this?
Rose: EJ: What's at nine pm? 8D
EJ: The US Premier of Sherlock starring Martin Freeman (The Hobbit's bilbo)
Quin: wonders if Rose has forgotten about the pudding attack
Rose: Oooooooooooooooooooooh.
Rose: When Sherlock Holmes is mentioned, I forget everything.
EJ: lol I get the same feeling rose
The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: wonders if Quin is having another attack.
Quin: likely so
Rose: Hmm. What shall be our counter-attack, EJ?
EJ: Tomato sauce and meatballs
Quin: hopes that she will not perish in this creamy battle....of whatever is launched at her
Rose: YES!
Rose: I like how all of our defense measures have to do with food. 8D
EJ: lol of course
Quin: how 'bout an attack of marshmallows- at least they're like pillows! I may even eat a few, gain a sugar high and then resume...laughing
Rose: loads the meatball cannon
Rose: loads the marshmallow machine gun
Quin: dashes for safety
Rose: fills her super soaker with tomato sauce
Quin: clutches to the memories
Rose:: FOR NARNIA!!!!!!
Rose: charges at Quin with tomatoes in hands
Quin:: AHHHH!!!!!
Rose: throws tomatoes at memories
Rose: You man the marshmallow cannon, EJ!
Quin: plows recklessly away
Rose: an anvil made out of chocolate falls out of the sky
Quin: *gasps*
Rose: a safe made out of rice crispy treats falls from the sky too
Rose: Wow, we are really crazy.
Quin: fears for the worst
EJ: lol
Rose: All this is doing is making me laugh harder and making me hungry to boot. xD
EJ: One of the funniest convos ever
Quin: well at least if I do get injured...laughter IS the best medicine!
EJ: I'm adding it to my collection
Rose: I'm going to save this one.
EJ: *adding
Rose: So. . . who wants to eat the anvil?
EJ: I do!
EJ: lol
EJ: if it has a whip cream filling...
Rose: I knew there would be volunteers!! xD
Rose: So. . . did you memory survive all that, Quin?
Quin: I want the anvil!!!! It was indeed launched at me
EJ: too true quinlin
Rose: I THINK it might be JUST big enough to share.
EJ: NOOO! Mine!
EJ: lol no sharing here
Rose: Wow. I've never seen people fight over an anvil, lol. xD
Quin: collects her marbles
EJ: lol Anvil with whip cream you mean
Rose: hides Quin's marbles
Quin: MY MARBLES!!!!!!!!!
Rose: EJ: well, yes. xD
EJ: ooh snarky Rose
EJ: hiding the marbles... tsk tsk
Rose: I know. I'm mean. xD
Rose: Quin, you can look for them, and I'll tell you if you're getting hot or cold.
Rose: (No, my plan is not to drive Quin COMPLETELY crazy. xD)
EJ: The evil tower of LoeSRM beckons to your Rose
Rose: They could problem use my dark side, yes.
EJ: the spoilers call you...
Rose: NOOOO. *flail*
Quin: my poor poor marbles!
Rose: hides EJ'S spoilers from her
Rose: Brb, I have to go put something in the oven. Don't tear about the chat room looking for your stuff while I'm gone, please. xD
EJ: Ah but they are still in my memory, dear evil one
Quin: contemplates on how to sneak away the marbles
Quin: twiddles thumbs
EJ: Get a net! And while she's gone, scoop em up and put them in your purse, and then catch her in the net!
Quin: I knew I had an ally here
EJ: she took my spoilers...
Quin: grasps a giant shark net and dashes around collecting marble after marble....
EJ: muahaha
Quin: I shall conceal myself with a mask.... so know one shall know of my true self
EJ: I spy with my little eye... a MOD! Hiding out in the online users
Quin: hides behind a wall to wait upon Rose
EJ: What shall we do Quinlin? about the hiding mod
Quin: plans her actions...perhaps we should wave?
EJ: waves
Quin: waves dramatically
EJ: I dont think it's working...
Quin: tick tock... tick, tock soon Rose will be back... and then...
Rose: I'M BACK! 8d
EJ: *gasp* our mod left!
Rose: * *D
EJ: Rose!
Rose: * 8D
Rose: Lol. xD
Quin: lunges at Rose
Rose: I'm hyper and I can't get my text smileys right-- whoa, what are you doing?!
Quin: grabs a giant water pistol and squirts fruit juice at Rose
Quin: prepare for revenge of Quin!!!!!
Rose: Ahhh! I'm MELTING!!!
Quin: MY MARBLES SHALL PREVAIL!!!!!!
Rose: I'll get you! And your little marbles!!! *melts* (We are all so BONKERS. )
Quin: finishes off the attack with a cherry on top!
EJ: Ding dong the Rose is dead
Servant: Hello everyone!
EJ: (since your being all Wizard of Oz)
EJ: Hi Servant!
Rose: A cherry!? And no sundae? Now that's just insult to injury…Hi the Servant! =D
Quin: you have no ideal what you are about to enter into the Servant!
Quin: prepare to loose your sanity!
Rose: Oh yes. Things are especially bonkers around here this evening.
EJ: you mean loose your insanity
Rose: Let me ask, do you like your marbles with or without sanity?
Servant: With sanity, usually. At least, if I can get them back sanely.
Rose: GOOD! *cackles*
Servant: I don't mind them being insane as long as I can get them back to sanity at a minutes notice.
Rose: (Don't ask me how I stopped being melted. xD)
Quin: looms and cackles
Rose: hides the Servants marbles with Quin's marbles and EJ's spoilers, muahahaha
Quin: well I can melt you again if you like Rose?
Rose: Quin: Well, what kind of juice is it?
EJ: This looks like a war... it should have a name!
Quin: DO NOT EVEN THINK of hiding my marbles!!!!!!!
Rose: THE WAR OF THE MARBLES. =D
Servant: By the way, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.
Servant: So can someone explain to me what this war of marbles is? I'd like to join, sounds fun.
Rose: The Servant: And you know, things aren't black and white anymore, either.
Rose: takes deep breath
Quin: you can explain... I'll just sit around and laugh!!!
Quin: wonders is she can buy some new parbles
Quin: *marbles
EJ: Waits as Rose types
Quin: I doubt it?!?!?!?
EJ: doubt what?
Rose: Quin couldn't stop laughing about something, so she decided that amnesia was the only way to make it stop, so I knocked her out with a chocolate bar, and then when she came to she thought she was in the medieval times, and then she remembered everything, INCLUDING what was making her laugh, which took us back to square one and I was pondering what to do when EJ came along, and so we tried to blast her memory away with pudding and tomato sauce and meatballs, and a chocolate anvil fell out of the sky, and then I hid Quin's marbles and then hid EJ's spoilers, and then she declared war on me and sprayed me with juice, and then I melted, and then I unmelted. And I bet that's the most incoherent thing you've read all year.
EJ: Whoa!
Rose: Well, we've been busy. It takes a lot to words to describe a war as epic as this one.
Quin: and it's most certainly NOT over Rose!
Quin: Take sides now...the servant...this war has barely begun...!!
EJ: My side has pie!
Rose: I have marshmallow cannons! And a chocolate anvil that is only slightly eaten.
Quin: we have yet to charge with apple fritters and most of all.....
EJ: My side has chocolate cannons!
Quin: conceals her secret weapon until she needs it most
Rose: You know, I have the peculiar feeling that we're scaring the Servant.
Rose: A SECRET WEAPON?
Quin: indeed, but who would not be scared
EJ: lol
Rose: sends her monkey spies
Quin: yes a most powerful tool,
Rose: . . . That's true.
EJ: LOL I thought you said monkey pies XD
Quin: spills honey which traps the monkey spies
Rose: Nooo!! D8 My monkey pies! I mean, spies!!! xD
Quin: ahhhh! haaaa!
Rose: I warn you, those monkeys never shut up.
Quin: well then I'll send them to timbucktoo!
Rose: Ooh, is honey an ingredient in the SECRET WEAPON?
EJ: stuff their mouths with bananas!!!
EJ: Which side am I on btw??? I forget...
Quin: no.... the secret weapon is much more powerful than that
EJ: lol
Quin: Quinlin: MINE!!!!!
Rose: Well. They'll probably like that anyways.
Rose: Well, you melted me, EJ, so I think that means your on Quin's side. xDDD
Quin: Victory at last....even if I'm not in my right mind!
EJ: ah forgetful Rose, Quin was the one that melted you...
Rose: Victory? Are you kidding? I NEVER GIVE UP.
Rose: Oh really? Ooops. xDDD
Quin: and don't you think for a moment that I am not lurking and searching for my marbles as we speak
Quin: it appears rose has truly lost her memory!
Rose: Well, what side do you want to be on? (P.S. I HAVE MARSHMALLOW AMMO!!! xD)
EJ: Hmmm... I wonder if I'm a pacifist?.... Nah
Rose: NOT ME TOO. xD
Quin: THE Quest for the missing marbles!
Rose: EJ, oh no, not when it comes to wars involving food. You can't expect anybody to stay out of something like that. xD
Rose: I hid them very well, Quin.
Quin: prepares her secret weapon
Rose: SO well, even I can't find them!
Quin: orders an iq test to find her marbles
EJ: That settels it! I'm on Quins side! She has the secret weapon!
EJ: (It's "She" right?)
Rose: Aw. xD
Quin: perhaps the memories will call to me... no one can shush their cries
Quin: she, she, she
Rose: The memories are gagged…Yes, I'm heartless! xD
Servant: Sorry, i missed everything...
Servant: Never mind.
Rose: Hmm, maybe LoESRM SHOULD try to hire me. xD
Servant: Guys, take it down a notch.
EJ: I know what is causing your evilness Rose
Rose: I don't think it was anything too important, the Servant. xD And sorry, we'll try to calm down.
EJ: I was supicious from the beginning since it was so out of your character
Rose: What is it? xD
Servant: thankyou. I image you're all girls.
Quin: indeed we are
EJ: It's the One Marble Ring!
Quin: oh my!
EJ: It's corrupting you!
Quin: I miss my marbles
Rose: EJ: Oh right. The one ring corrupts all. xD
Servant: Not a marble ring.
EJ: Wait... why are we calming down, Servant??
Rose: Sigh. Oh all, right.
Servant: Quinlin: take back your marbles by force.
Rose: gives Quin and the Servant back their marbles, and gives EJ back her spoilers
EJ: Ooh! My spoilers!
Servant: I never gave you my marbles!
Rose: Eh, so much for taking marbles back my force, sorry. xDDD
Rose: The Servant: Er, I took them. xD
Servant: (Never mind, don't calm down)
Quin: bbbbbbb ut I wanted to use my secret weapon
Servant: But I never agreed to let you take them.
Quin: maybe we should start over Rose????
Quin: now I should attempt to cease your laughter
Rose: The Servant: If it makes you feel better, I didn't ask Quin or EJ either? xD;
Rose: backs away
Rose: Not the inflatable mallet! Anything but that!!
Quin: oh no not that....
Quin: my secret weapon.....
Rose: OH NO NOT THAT
EJ: do you still have your secret weapon, Quin?
Servant: Okay, all of you, I'm going to institute Marshall Law and take out all your voice boxes in the form of eugenics (genetic altering, characteristic of communist estates)
Quin: your time has come secret weapon....to erase Rose's memory...or should I say...sweep it away
Rose: The Servant: That's just making me laugh harder. xDDD
EJ: Ah, but Servant, we can still communicate telepatically!
Quin: hahaha
EJ: *telepathically
Rose: We have psycho powers!
Quin: prepare Rose....prepare....
Rose: watches Quin nervously
Quin: All I can say is that it will be a white out instead of a black out when you loose your marbles
Quin: unleashes her weapon at last!!!!!!
Rose: The Servant: Frankly, I think an insane asylum would be a good fit for us three.
Servant: Yes, thankyou Rose, I have psychopower. You won't be able to communicate telepathically.
Rose: AHHHHHH. . .
Quin: CHARGE>>>>>>
Rose: stares into space . . .Who. . .am. . .I. . . ?
Quin: throws gallons and gallons of powdered sugar over Rose
Servant: Okay, this is about the time where I loose all my marbles anyway.
Servant: So much for being a voice of reason!
Quin: Rose dissapears in the white puff
Rose: is covered in powdered sugar…Yum yum. . . sweet. . . . 8D
EJ: Wow it's getting worse lol
Rose: (We appreciate you for trying, the Servant. xD)
Servant: Throw water on her! I'll do it... throws water it'll stick better
Rose: melts again. O_e
Quin: @ Rose who am I and what has happened in the near future???
EJ: LOL now I'm laughing
Servant: Glad no one is attacking me via telepathy.
Quin: hopes Rose cannot recall this
Rose: is a puddle of sugary water
EJ: attacks Servant via telepathically
Quin: VICTORY!!!!!!!
Servant: defends awesomely
Quin: collects the sugary water and puts it in a bottle
Servant: OWNAGE!!
Quin: seals the bottle nice and tight
Rose: is bottled
EJ: retreats telepathically
Rose: muffled voice comes from inside the bottle
Servant: There, now Rose is incapable of doing anything. I think she's toast for good...
Quin: where shall I put this bottle? ah perhaps into the ocean
Rose: If you let me out, I'll grant you three wishes!
Servant: The_Servant: No no! We may want to release her!
EJ: ooh! I want 3 wishes!
Servant: Like a genie.
EJ: releases her
Quin: only I can release her
EJ: awww
Quin: NOOOO!!!!!! EJ!!!!
EJ: fun-spoiler :(
Quin: I'm still contemplating to throw this bottle out to sea
Rose: whistles
Servant: Okay, i get three wishes too, or maybe, say, one and a half.
Rose: Three people, three wishes
Rose: I'M AFRAID OF DEEP WATER!!!
Quin: but...I shall release her for her own sake and my sanity
Servant: So blimey take the cap off, I want my wish!
EJ: I wish that Rose was a horse!
Quin: realeases Rose
Rose: The wishes have nothing to do with it, I'm sure
Quin: my wish is....
Rose: is a horse. O_e
Servant: Okay, wish-giving time! Pay up!
Rose: WHINNY.
Quin: feeds rose some grass
Rose: Oh, Quin's wish second, then yours, the Servant.
Quin: or do you prefer hay?
Servant: I wish that Rose is a Llammaaaaaa!
Rose: Tha-hank-you-hooo. =D
Quin: kay my wish is....
Rose: is a llama
Rose: I'M A LLAMA!
Rose: Dude, you threw off my groove!
EJ: LOL! loves that movie
Servant: A Llama! You're supposed to be DEAD!!
Servant: In a puddle.
Rose: Ahh! He wants to kill me! D8
Rose: tries to run away, but is not used to llama legs
Rose: falls over pitifully
Rose: AHHHH!
Servant: Run Forest RUN!!!
Servant: Quinlin, your wish next.
Rose: I don't make deals with peasants!
Quin: hahaha
Servant: having fun being like a girl (JK)
Servant: Well too bad! You're a genie-witch-melted-horselike-lla?ma dude.
Quin: I wish with all my might.... that I may laugh with all my might!
Servant: So you have to make a deal with a peasant.
Rose: Yay.
Rose: NOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT! D8
Servant: I can grant that myself, Quinlin.
Rose: is forced to grant wish anyway
Rose: You know, you could have turned me back into a girl.
Quin: yippeee!
Servant: Can I get a second wish?
Rose: No. First you have to put me in a bottle again, let me out, and THEN ask for another wish.
Quin: we should all get another one! Since we went through all this battling!
Quin: seals Rose into a bottle
Servant: Be like a common salesman, make a deal because you can afford it, thanks to shareholders.
Quin: tosses her into the sea
Rose: NO!
Rose: Deep water. . . scared of deep water. . . . T__T
Servant: NOOOOO!!!! I invoke my fish powers to rescue her! Rescues her
Quin: rows to land and wonders who will find rose
EJ: I can swim, Rose, and rescue you!
Rose: Llama in a bottle. o_e
Rose: Thank you guys! T__T
Servant: I already did, too late! Now that I have her in the bottle, I decide what to do with her, right?
Quin: now for another round of wishes....
Rose: Hooray.
Rose: I feel ever so slightly exploited.
Quin: are your marbles sea sick?
Servant: I think we're all fighting for ownership of the genie-llama now.
EJ: I wish you were your normal self again (human I mean)
Servant: I wish all your marbles back.
Rose: Girl-witch-horse-llama-genie, actually.
Rose: AWW THANK YOU EJ!!! 8'D
Servant: With a side-order of never turning back into a meltable witch.
Rose: I'm a llama again! 8D . . . Wait. o_e
Rose: YAY!! Thank you, Servant!
Rose: dances around
Servant: You're free!
Quin: I wish for something special.... on a late November night...
EJ: celebrates
Servant: What, a cookie?
Rose: Now, what am I going to do, now that I'm not a llama anymore?
Rose: I'M GOIN' TO DISNEYWORLD!
Servant: You're going to help me in my conquest to take over the world
Quin: how about grant my wish
Rose: Cookie? 8D
Servant: So stay back.
Quin: no cookie
Rose: No cookie. T__T
Quin: hello sweet...
Servant: hey Greenleaf, this will scare you. Prepare to dive in!
Servant: It's getting crazy.
Quin: oh wait I think sweet was here...it;s greenleaf who arrived
Rose: Hi Greenleaf. Prepare to be terrrriiffffied. xD
Quin: Pray for mercy Greenleaf!
EJ: Hello Greenleaf!
Rose: And cookies!
EJ: Quinlin!
EJ: You left!
EJ: and your back!
Quin: Rose you should do the introductions
EJ: *you're
Rose: Yep. Please hold.
Servant: Don't give my cookies away!
Quin: I'm back...the chat threw my marbles out briefly
Quin: they were my cookies!!!!!
Greeny: Hey everyone!
Servant: I thought I gave them to you...
Servant: Okay, someone explain what's going on.
Servant: And who is doing what, etc.
Quin: you better protect your marbles Greenleaf
Quin: Rose is going to explain she's typing it up
EJ: It's the War of the Marbles
Servant: YES!!!!
Quin: and by marbles we mean your mind!
Greeny: Thanks, I feel really lost
Servant: Rose will explain.
Quin: it's okay so long as you maintain your marbles and laugh it will all be well
EJ: In the meantime, greeny, what do you think of the Hobbit news??
Servant: Just tag along.
EJ: I think its awesome!
Servant: What's the news?
EJ: That Martin Freeman got the role of Bilbo
Rose: [color=green]Quin couldn't stop laughing about something, so she decided that amnesia was the only way to make it stop, so I knocked her out with a chocolate bar, and then when she came to she thought she was in the medieval times, and then she remembered everything, INCLUDING what was making her laugh, which took us back to square one and I was pondering what to do when EJ came along, and so we tried to blast her memory away with pudding and tomato sauce and meatballs, and a chocolate anvil fell out of the sky, and then I hid Quin's marbles and then hid EJ's spoilers, and then she declared war on me and sprayed me with juice, and then I melted, and then I unmelted, and then the Servant came and threatened to take out all our voiceboxes if we didn't calm down, and then I gave everybody's marbles and spoilers back, and then I started laughing really hard so Quin zapped my memory away and threw powdered sugar on me water on me, and then Servant threw water on me and I melted again, and then somebody put me in a bottle and then
Rose: Aw drat, it messed up my color.
Quin: I'm saving this whole conversation
Rose: It cut me off! D8
Rose: OK, one second. e_e
Rose: (continued) let me out of the bottle and I had three wishes to grant so EJ turned me into a horse, then Servant turned me into a llama, and Quin asked for her laughter back, and then somebody threw water on me and I was melted again, and once again bottled, and Quin threw me into the ocean, and EJ and Servant saved me, and I was let out again, which meant three more wishes, and EJ turned me back into a human!!! And now everything is NORMAL again!!! /sarcasm.
Servant: So what we're doing now is just being crazy, so tag along!
Rose: The entire chat is proof positive of our insanity.
Quin: feels the need to read her ical again....
Quin: and you know what that means Rose.....
Rose: RESIST THE TEMPTATION, QUIN. *eyetwitch*
Quin: wonders if she should heed to the advice
Rose: YES, YOU SHOULD. o_e
Quin: hmmm
Rose: *flail*
Servant: Okay, i need to go now, but someone send me a message that tells me where this goes. maybe we can all continue it.
Quin: unfortunately............we MUST CONTINUE THIS!!!!!!
Servant: Some other time.
Greeny: I'm super super happy! @Eustace+Jill, And all the dwarves look a lot like their roles as well. I really hope Alan Rickman is Smaug (although Bill Nighy would be great too) I'm really glad Armitage got a role, although I hoped he would've been Beorn. Wow, that sounds CRAZY!!@Rose Tree Dryad
Rose: Yeah! 8D Bye Servant! Have a good evening!! =D
Greeny: See you The Servant! Have a great mortereve
Quin: I hope your marbles are in tact the Servant
Rose: I'm gonna save the whole thing. And the War of the Marbles is so totally not over.
Quin: mine are certainly shaken
Servant: Yeah, send me a message if anything funny happens. Talk to you all later. They should be. remember, i said that if i could get them back sanely, it was okay.
Quin: oh that's right Rose... it has barely begun
Servant: So since everything is okay, i must have my marbles back sanely.
Quin: doubts sanity
Rose: These are but the opening shots! xD
Rose: Uh, you want your marbles back, Servant? xD
Quin: did I mention I'm working on another secret weapon....
Servant: Agreed. contact me when the next battle occurs. i already took them back while you weren't looking.
Quin: hahaha
EJ: Wow, I missed a lot in here after just making one post on the message boards...
Rose: Quin: Yes, my monkey spies told me about it.
Rose: Oh drat.
Servant: Okay everyone, ttyl!
Quin: bye!
EJ: bye!
Rose: Bye Servant!
Rose: Brb, I have to go check on supper. xD
Quin: sneaks at look at her ical while Rose checks on her supper
Quin: *a
Rose: returns and puts Quin's iCal in a drawer and locks it
Rose: I think you and your iCal need to take a break.
Quin: stifles a laugh
EJ: whats an iCal?
Rose: Yes! Stifle it! RESIST THE GIGGLE!!!
Quin: oh it will not be a giggle if I fail to stifle it!
Rose: Nip it in the bud! Tell it who's boss! SQUISH IT LIKE A BUG!!!
Quin: @EJ- ical is an application that's a calendar and you can store notes and things for each day and I write down things that happen and they are hilarious and this is basically what began this conversation all along
Rose: Yes, it's all Quin's fault. xDDD
EJ: ah! Like an iCalendar!
Quin: another Ical lover!
Quin: wonderful! next time the battle will be even more dangerous
Rose: Actually, this is the first time I've heard of an iCal. xD I'm not exactly tech savvy.
Rose: Oooh dangggger.
Rose: The anvils won't be made out of chocolate?
Quin: no they will be made of....
EJ: ice cream!
Quin: Mamma Mia!
Rose: OOOOOOH 8D
EJ: theyre made of Mamma Mia?
Quin: looks for the key to open the drawer in which Rose hid the ical
Rose: Like soft serve, or frozen at 40 below? o_e
EJ: any kind you like, Rose
EJ: including melted XD
Rose: Soft serve sounds safer. xD
Rose: I wonder if melted ice cream would cause me to melt? o_e
EJ: it would
Quin: hmmm
Rose: OK, definitely not melted, then, or else people will be bottling me and unbottling me for eternity. xD
EJ: except the melted strawberry wont melt you. it will give you melting immunity
Quin: or maybe they would not unbottle you!!!!!
EJ: strawberry ice cream, I mean
Rose: OOOOOH I would like some of that! 8D
Quin: I cannot wait for this battle
Rose: Quin: Maybe, if my wish grantinator gets busted.
Rose: Me too! 8D
Rose: It will be EPIC
EJ: brb
Quin: more than just EPIC!!!
Rose: LLAMARIFIC!
Quin: goodness!
Quin: I better buy some armor before then
Rose: Yeah. And some more marshmallows. xD
Quin: I'll buy sprinkles for the ice cream
Rose: Ooh! And I'll bring the soft drinks! 8D
Quin: do you know that I kept a transcript of this marvelous exchange and when I read it I am sure to erupt in laughter! I should store a copy of it under ical!
Greeny: I gotta go, see y'all later! (I hope you don't lose your marbles again )
Rose: Oh dear. xD
Quin: thank you! bye Greenleaf
Rose: Bye Greenleaf! Hope you don't lose your marbles either. xD
Quin: waves
Quin: keep them safe
Quin: ahh... the memories...the memories...THE MEMORIES!!!!!!
Rose: gives Quin a drink with some laugh-b-gone in it
Quin: "accidentally" spills the drink
Rose: That's OK, there's a whole pitcher!
Chloe: Hi, everyone!
Quin: Chloe!
Quin: you missed all the drama!
Rose: Hi Chloe! You missed the War of the Marbles! xD
Quin: keep your marbles under close guard
Chloe: Drat, I love drama...
Quin: Rose.....
Rose: Hey, my marble stealing days are over.
Quin: here's what happened in a nutshell and I quote from Roses original summary:
Chloe: Did it involve a flame-red penguin?
Rose: is not sure if nutshell is the right word xD
Quin: Quin couldn't stop laughing about something, so she decided that amnesia was the only way to make it stop, so I knocked her out with a chocolate bar, and then when she came to she thought she was in the medieval times, and then she remembered everything, INCLUDING what was making her laugh, which took us back to square one and I was pondering what to do when EJ came along, and so we tried to blast her memory away with pudding and tomato sauce and meatballs, and a chocolate anvil fell out of the sky, and then I hid Quin's marbles and then hid EJ's spoilers, and then she declared war on me and sprayed me with juice, and then I melted, and then I unmelted, and then the Servant came and threatened to take out all our voiceboxes if we didn't calm down, and then I gave everybody's marbles and spoilers back, and then I started laughing really hard so Quin zapped my memory away and threw powdered sugar on me water on me, and then Servant threw water on me and I melted again, and then somebody put me in a bottle and the
Rose: Maybe more like an ostrich eggshell. xDDDD
Chloe: Any story that has one of those has got to be good.
Quin: it could be a large nutshell
Quin: (continued) let me out of the bottle and I had three wishes to grant so EJ turned me into a horse, then Servant turned me into a llama, and Quin asked for her laughter back, and then somebody threw water on me and I was melted again, and once again bottled, and Quin threw me into the ocean, and EJ and Servant saved me, and I was let out again, which meant three more wishes, and EJ turned me back into a human!!! And now everything is NORMAL again!!! /sarcasm.
Quin: I would not say NORMAL though
Rose: Me neither.
Quin: there you go Chloe that is the summary and will probably suffice for your daily reading
Chloe: Wow...I missed somethin'...
Rose: Mmmhmm.
Quin: but we plan to continue this battle again...
Rose: INDEED.
Chloe: I just got back from a conference of sorts and now I'm exhausted. My brain is trying to remember so much information...lol
Rose: Poor Chloe!
Quin: well this info must be particularly overpowering
Quin: you should rest your marbles
Rose: Yes, indeed. And possibly put them under lock and key while you're at it.
Quin: wants to see her ical but Rose has it
Quin: meh
Rose: Actually, the drawer has it.
Quin: pardon
Quin: either way I DON'T have it
Rose: Well, you'll have to file your complaint with the drawer, not me. I only have the key. I'm innocent!
Quin: stealth is the key to obtaining my ical
Rose: Dinner's finally ready! xD Bye guys! I have the convo saved! Talk to you again soon!!
Quin: remember that we shall meet again for this!!
Quin: fades into the darkness
Quin: makes sure she has all her marbles
Quin: happy eating! Don't use your dinner meal as a weapon here
Quin: there she's gone! thank goodness
Chloe: lol
Quin: my marbles will not be stolen
Quin: oh....I'm exhausted from battling for hours
EJ: I'm back
EJ: finally
EJ: Hi Chloe!
Quin: you missed Rose's departure
EJ: I know
Quin: she never gave me back my ical
Quin: it's still in her drawer
EJ: I'll buy you a new one
Quin: I think I've raised my typing words per minute by about a million today
Quin: thank you EJ
Quin: we've been on here for quite a while......and now it's soooooo quiet
EJ: lol every one is worn out
Quin: I most certainly am...
Chloe: I am...
Chloe: I usually am on Sundays, though. Not sure why...
Quin: I'm always worn out on weekends
Quin: and I never get anything done...hence this battle
EJ: God makes you that way, Chloe, because its His day of rest
Quin: true
Chloe: lol
Quin: looks at her pictures of horses
Chloe: I love horses.
EJ: horses rule
EJ: Rose was a horse for awhile...
Quin: haha and I fed her hay and grass.


~Riella

The One Jilli Ring

This conversation took place on a day I had been acting especially annoying to my friend Jillhope (Fee). I had kept her waiting in a Role Play for a ridiculous amount of time, because I'd previously had no time to post. And now that I finally had the time to post, I decided to go LOTR on her instead. (I had been reading Fellowship of the Ring all that day)
The people in the chatroom are me (EJ), Jillhope (Fee), Arwenel, lover of narnia (LON), and Narnian Dreamer (ND).
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Arwenel: It'd be the sort of thing you like, if you like that sort of thing.
EJ: lol Is that from something, or did you make that up?
Arwenel: It's not a direct quote. not that I'm aware of. but I'm far from the first person to use it
EJ: Is it an indirect quote? Lol It reminds me of that one line -- "I dont know half of you half as well as I would like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve"
Arwenel: lol
EJ: Originally said of course, by the most awesome character in all of literature
Lonnie: Bilbo
EJ: Yes, but you can hardly tell he's the best character by only watching the LOTR movies. I never knew till I read The Hobbit...
Arwenel: Well, I've been trying to put it off ...but I need to log off
EJ: Aww really Arwenel? Goodbye! Do not wander too long or far...
Arwenel: It's getting late here, and my sister will likely throttle me if I don't at least keep her company while she quilts.
EJ: Tell her I wish her luck on her quilt!
Arwenel: ok
EJ: goodnight!
Arwenel: I'll drop in some other time relatively soon, most likely. G'night. and I hope you find somewhere to have your Suspian discussions.
Lonnie: Bye Arwenel. Thanks
ND: Hello EJ and LON
EJ: Hi ND! how's it going?
…
EJ: cricket
ND: Hi sorry I was just eating! Are you still there?
EJ: Yup, I'm here
ND: Oh good! I haven't talked to you in a while!
EJ: So ND, when it comes to spoilers, where do your allegiances lie?
ND: I'm not exactly sure!
EJ: Do you want all spoilers, only some, or none at all? Narniaweb is dividing into 3 groups in the Spare Oom, depending on your view on spoilers.
ND: Umm well I've already seen some but I wouldn't like to see all as that would ruin the movie!!
EJ: ah that makes you a pilgrim
ND: What does that mean?
EJ: Those are for people who like some spoilers, but not all spoilers. Those who don't want any go to the monastary, and the ones who want all spoilers go to the dark tower...
ND: Oh what are you?
EJ: I am in the dark tower
ND: Oh haha you like all the spoilers!?
EJ: yes, definitely
ND: What an evil person you are!!!!
EJ: And now I am making a list of my 10 favorite characters in all of fiction...which is on a thread that I, my evil self, created.
ND: Oh I know I've already written on it!!! Hi Jill!
Fee: Hello!
EJ: Jilli! Come have ice cream with us! It's strawberry!
Fee: oh! yummy!
ND: *laughs at them*
Fee: Dia Duit, everyone
EJ: You will have to excuse me Jilli. I have picked up a terrible habit. When ever I see someone with the name Jill(i) I have to add an "i" to the end, making it Jilli... Like Jilli Pole...
Fee: well, you could return to calling me Fee
ND: JILLI!!!! haha
EJ: But... but... but I see the Jill(i) in your username, and I... I... get weak...
ND: Let the evil of JILLI control you!!!!
Fee: @Narnian_Dreamer, I don't believe that I've wet you before, have I?
ND: No we haven't Jill!
Fee: Well, I'm glad to meat you! *Curtsies prettily*
EJ: lol Meat her!
ND: Curtsied clumsily back*
EJ: The evil of Jilli controls me... I got it when I put on The One Jilli Ring...
Fee: the what?
EJ: The One Jilli Ring
ND: What is that?
Fee: and what is that, pray tell?
EJ: It has power to control all the other Jilli rings, but makes the wearer call anyone with the name Jilli. The ring was made by Jilli the White and stolen by Jilli the Grey...
Fee: EJ, and where exactly did you happen upon this ring?
EJ: I found it in a cave. A Jilli creature *ahem* gave it to me... as a present…*fingers crossed*
ND: Of course that's where you got it!!
Fee: *Snickers at Edge's ill conceived tale*
ND: *rolls eyes*
Fee: was that directed at me? *sniffs*
ND: Nope at EJ. Sorry Jill!
EJ: Ugh! Ill-conceived indeed! …Don’t tell Gandalf... about the present... he wouldnt understand. It belongs to me... my precious jilli
Fee: I forgive you, but as I am the one who's queen here, if you would like to keep your head you should be more careful *EJ knows where this came from*
ND: Of course your Majesty! *curtsied again*
Fee: I understand what you mean, but if you don't take care I might have to tell anyway
EJ: But it is mine! Mine I tell you! I'm not a thief! No matter what the Jillis tell you!
Fee: we shall see, we shall see
EJ: my precious jilli...I feel it's eye on me every night...I just need to disappear in the Jilliness...
Fee: EJ, do you know what I think?
EJ: What do you think, Jilli?
Fee: I think that someone needs to post for Brywahr, don't you? * Innocently*
ND: I agree Jill!
EJ: I do! I do! I was going to today, but *sigh* Vayond wore me out. I dont have the strength like I used to... I feel sort of thin and stretched. Like butter over too much bread...
Fee: Honestly! Forget the one jill ring for a moment!
ND: Oh EJ you always were strange...
Fee: I just spent the last few hours writing 2000 words, I think you can handle this!
EJ: Not only am I strange, I also havent aged at all in 60 years...
Fee: and how old were you when then, pray tell?
EJ: silly jilli, nanowrimo doesnt start till next month!
Fee: I'm doing it early
EJ: I was 50... in Jilli years
Fee: I want to be able to go to my church's youth group
ND: I'm terribly sorry but I must leave now!!!
Fee: retreat
EJ: aww bye ND!
Fee: Slan! *Huggles her new friend*
EJ: ND’s a Brywahr writer! Everyone in here right now is a Brywahr writer.
ND: *hugs back* Good to meet you! Bye EJ and yea I am!
EJ: (ND plays Tess) Bye ND!
Fee: yes, I know.


~Riella