Saturday, April 7, 2012

War of the Lokis (April Fools Day 2012)

 This chatlog documents the final trick we had on April Fools 2012, when Malkah and I came in as two separate Lokis and "fought" to find out which was "the real Loki". What followed was a really bad Avengers/Hunger Games/Little House/Bloons Tower Defense crossover.

(By the way, if you're wondering which is Mal and which is me, I'm the real Loki and Mal is the imposter. ;) :P )


(18:41:02) PrinceCor004: Welcome, Gale. :) *poofs out of the corridors and reappears in the tavern... dusting off the cobwebs that seem to adore his person*
(18:41:03) Dori: Laura: probably not. :P
(18:41:39) Dori: Gale FRIEND, we only have an hour and 20 minutes!!
(18:41:45) Dori stumbles down the hallway
(18:41:46) Gale_Hawthorne: >.>
(18:41:47) Dori: come on!
(18:41:55) Gale_Hawthorne: Where should we look first?
(18:42:03) Dori: Let's get above ground first.
(18:42:11) Dori: We'll need disguises.
(18:42:21) Dori: I know a woman here; we'll get some disguises from her
(18:42:27) Dori: You prepared to dress Capitol?
(18:42:32) Gale_Hawthorne: Good idea.
(18:42:36) Gale_Hawthorne: You bet I am.
(18:42:42) Gale_Hawthorne: If it saves Catnip.
(18:42:45) Dori smacks into a wall
(18:42:49) Dori falls backwards
(18:42:55) Dori: 5th concussion! And I think I found the end.
(18:43:02) Dori reaches up a hand
(18:43:07) Dori: can you pull me up again?
(18:43:19) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: By Annatar The Gift Giver, the Dunadain are made of sturdier stock then they look, the skinny little buggers.
(18:43:50) Dori: LOKI!
(18:43:54) Loki_the_Magnificent: I have come to announce I am taking over the chat. Everyone please stay calm.
(18:43:55) Dori tackles Loki
(18:44:02) Dori: Loki: okay. B)
(18:44:03) Aragorn: Yes. We excel at everything except dying. 
(18:44:06) Loki_the_Magnificent: And who are you, may I ask?
(18:44:11) Dori: So how are you, this fine eve?
(18:44:13) Aragorn: ...
(18:44:13) Gale_Hawthorne pulls Dori up.
(18:44:21) Dori: I am Dori. A fan, however misspleased with your misunderstood character.
(18:44:21) Loki_the_Magnificent: I am doing well.
(18:44:25) Dori is pulled up
(18:44:26) Dori: Thanks Gale.
(18:44:31) Loki_the_Magnificent: World domination feels good for the soul.
(18:44:31) Dori: Look up! I think it's the exit
(18:44:39) Dori starts pushing on the trap door
(18:44:45) PrinceCor004: slips out for a moment
(18:44:46) Aragorn: Who is this overconfident stranger?
(18:44:46) Dori: Loki: aw...I'm glad you found an outlet. :D
(18:44:53) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: *sniffs disdainfully*  I'm sure,
(18:45:01) Loki_the_Magnificent: @Aragorn Are you referring to me?
(18:45:09) Loki_the_Magnificent: If so, I have every reason to be confident.
(18:45:13) Gale_Hawthorne: No problem, FRIEND.
(18:45:18) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: *I'm sure that he can easily be uprooted by My master.
(18:45:19) Aragorn: I am.
(18:45:22) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: *MY
(18:45:23) Gale_Hawthorne: Ooh. A trap door. Wonder where it leads.
(18:45:35) Dori: Gale, you wanna open it? I'm wobbling on the ladd-AH!
(18:45:37) Dori hits the floor
(18:45:44) Dori: Concussion 6....
(18:45:53) Dori groans and watches the trapdoor spin
(18:45:53) Aragorn: The last time I met someone bent on world domination, he was destroyed by a child-sized person with furry feet. 
(18:46:12) Loki_the_Magnificent: Who would like to join my side now? Anyone who volunteers will have it easier when my rule is in place.
(18:46:15) Gale_Hawthorne: >.>
(18:46:20) Aragorn: ...I believe it might be wise to see a healer, friend Dori.
(18:46:24) Gale_Hawthorne drops in down after Dori.
(18:46:26) Loki_the_Magnificent: @Aragorn That is because they were not me.
(18:47:12) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Take over the chat?!
(18:47:19) Loki_the_Magnificent: Indeed.
(18:47:35) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Is anyone going to die today? I'm going home in about an hour!
(18:47:42) Gale_Hawthorne: Dori, are you okay, FRIEND?
(18:47:51) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! He was only destroyed because of those puny orcs! They can't do there jobs right, do you know haw many job applicant forms I've had to sort through since then? The Lord Of The Dark Tower has been most picky since our last, erm- encounter.
(18:47:51) Loki_the_Magnificent: You will not die if you join my side.
(18:47:57) Dori: No, FRIEND. Come on, Time is running out. B)
(18:48:19) Gale_Hawthorne sighs.
(18:48:22) Dori: Hey Shastafan
(18:48:25) Dori: Gale: what?
(18:48:32) Dori: Don't you wanna go rescue your love? :P
(18:48:43) Gale_Hawthorne: Dori, you're worrying me, FRIEND.
(18:48:49) Gale_Hawthorne: 'Course I do. :P
(18:48:51) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: He wasn't destroyed by a kid with furry feet anyway, he was destroyed by an evil little skeletal bugger with no hair and a creepy voice.
(18:48:52) Loki_the_Magnificent: Hello shastafan. Will you join my side, or are you one of those who will be taken down when my reign is established?
(18:49:11) Dori: Gale: then lets go rescue your love!
(18:49:19) Gale_Hawthorne: Okay, I'm in!
(18:49:32) Dori: Touching. NOW RUN!!
(18:49:44) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Who also liked to eat fish "Raw and Wriggling" I might add.
(18:49:53) Gale_Hawthorne RUNS!!
(18:49:54) Dori pokes her head over the trapdoor, sees the coast is clear, climbs up, and runs for the nearest dumpster
(18:49:59) Dori hides behind the dumpster
(18:50:26) Loki_the_Magnificent: Again, who will join my side ahead of time?
(18:50:39) Gale_Hawthorne also hides behind dumpster.
(18:50:47) Gale_Hawthorne: Now what? Where do you think they took her?
(18:50:54) Dori: Okay, her house is right across the street.
(18:50:56) Dori: Convenient or what?
(18:51:05) Dori: (My friend's.)
(18:51:11) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: *scoffs* Why would I join you? IO could blast you to pieces insignificant little pretty boy.
(18:51:14) Dori: On the count of three, we charge across the street to the door. Got it?
(18:51:15) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: *I
(18:51:23) Dori: HE'S NOT PRETTY!
(18:51:25) Dori: He's awesome.
(18:51:32) Dori: *coughcough* ahem. Gale? ready?
(18:51:34) Loki_the_Magnificent: I doubt that, seeming as you have enough of a time trying to spell.
(18:51:52) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: I'm not joining you!!! *turns and runs*
(18:51:58) Gale_Hawthorne: Oh. Yes. Ready. Very convenient. :D
(18:52:01) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: O.O
(18:52:05) Dori: BAHAH!!!!
(18:52:09) Dori: ANOTHER LOKI!!!!! BAHAHA!
(18:52:14) Dori falls over backwards laughing
(18:52:17) Dori: ouch..I hit my head...
(18:52:21) Dori: I think that's concussion 7.
(18:52:24) Dori: Okay. 1!!
(18:52:25) Dori: 2!!
(18:52:27) Dori: 3!!!
(18:52:29) Dori: CHARGE!
(18:52:30) Loki_the_Invincible: I have come to announce that I am taking over the chat. Please remain calm.
(18:52:36) Dori tears across the street, and into the door.
(18:52:38) Dori: Literally...
(18:52:39) Loki_the_Magnificent: :O
(18:52:42) Gale_Hawthorne: CHARGE!!!!!
(18:52:43) Loki_the_Magnificent: IMPOSTER!
(18:52:43) Dori: Concussion 8.......
(18:52:52) Loki_the_Invincible: :O
(18:52:54) Gale_Hawthorne follows...
(18:53:00) Loki_the_Magnificent: It is I who is taking over the world.
(18:53:04) Loki_the_Invincible: Who is this fraud?
(18:53:06) Gale_Hawthorne runs into Dori by accident.
(18:53:11) Dori: ouch.
(18:53:13) Loki_the_Magnificent: fraud? You are the fraud!
(18:53:16) Gale_Hawthorne: Concussion #8?
(18:53:20) Dori: yeah.
(18:53:26) Gale_Hawthorne: Er, 9.
(18:53:34) Dori: Yup.
(18:53:36) Loki_the_Invincible: I am most certainly not.
(18:53:36) Dori: help me up again?
(18:53:40) Dori: IRONMAN!
(18:53:44) Dori attackles
(18:53:44) Loki_the_Magnificent: ironman!
(18:53:46) Dori: make that 10.
(18:53:47) Dori: Ahem.
(18:53:50) Loki_the_Magnificent: My nemesis.
(18:53:51) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: *groans* Why bother with these two pretty boys who probably can't lift a knife.
(18:53:51) Dori sits back down on the ground.
(18:53:51) Iron_Man: suddenly lands in the middle of room
(18:53:52) Loki_the_Invincible: Why would I choose a username like Magnificent? Everyone knows I am that already.
(18:53:54) Gale_Hawthorne helps her up.
(18:54:02) Dori is pulled up.
(18:54:03) Gale_Hawthorne: Okay. Where's your friend?
(18:54:06) Dori: okay, you knock.
(18:54:13) Loki_the_Invincible: Oh great. It's the pretty boy.
(18:54:13) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder hides in a corner terrified. O_O
(18:54:18) Gale_Hawthorne: ...okay.
(18:54:23) Gale_Hawthorne knocks.
(18:54:33) Iron_Man: O.K, where's this Loki dude....
(18:54:38) Loki_the_Magnificent: What are you doing here? @IronMan
(18:54:40) Loki_the_Invincible: Hmm. Well, two more deaths on the way to taking over the world isn't too problematic, I suppose.
(18:54:42) Dori watches as the door opens
(18:54:50) Dori: MARIA!!!
(18:54:55) Dori falls on top of her friend
(18:54:56) Dori: Sorrry...
(18:55:04) Dori: I've got 10 concussions and a bullet in my side.
(18:55:13) Iron_Man: I think in all honesty that's a question I should be asking you. @ Loki
(18:55:22) Loki_the_Magnificent: I am here to conquer.
(18:55:30) Loki_the_Invincible: Pfft.
(18:55:33) Loki_the_Invincible: You are here to die.
(18:55:41) NarnianMonkey: Hi everybody!
(18:55:48) Gale_Hawthorne: Yeah. Can you help Dori, Maria? She needs it. And we need disguises.
(18:55:50) Dinode: Shalom.
(18:55:50) Iron_Man: Wait... there's two of you?
(18:55:53) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Monkey! Get down, they're taking over the place!
(18:55:54) Loki_the_Invincible: I  am here to conquer.
(18:56:01) NarnianMonkey: 2 Lokis?
(18:56:07) Dinode: Who's who?
(18:56:07) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: They'll kill, too. O_O
(18:56:16) Loki_the_Magnificent: Yes, and only one of you.
(18:56:22) Loki_the_Magnificent: Doesn't that work out nicely?
(18:56:35) Loki_the_Invincible: I love unfair advantages.
(18:56:44) Dori: Maria: sure! let me get the first aid kid and some disguises.
(18:56:44) NarnianMonkey has a plasma cannon and two deflector shields.
(18:56:49) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: BOYS! Please, enough! Your both pretty, Can I go home to Minas Morgul Now? It's fun there, I just renovated the game room, only took me three hundred years.
(18:56:59) Gale_Hawthorne: Thanks, Maria. You're a pal.
(18:57:00) Iron_Man: Makes it more of a challenge, but I've never shied away from a challenge.
(18:57:03) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder shrinks down again and watches.
(18:57:09) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: @The 2 Loki's.
(18:57:12) Loki_the_Magnificent: I also have an army.
(18:57:17) Dinode: What's going on?
(18:57:22) Dori: I know, darling, I know. *wanders off to find them* You can sit in the livingroom! It's the door to the left.
(18:57:25) Mary_Ingalls: Laura your here!! :D
(18:57:29) NarnianMonkey: Laura, push the green button to make yourself safe.
(18:57:32) Dori groans
(18:57:32) Iron_Man: We have a Hulk.
(18:57:34) Loki_the_Magnificent: And we are holding Mary Ingalls hostage.
(18:57:35) Dori: ooh.....my head hurts.
(18:57:35) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: MARY!!
(18:57:37) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: *hugs*
(18:57:38) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Dinode: April Fools day.
(18:57:38) Aragorn: I have an army AND a staff. And a brother to hate.
(18:57:40) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: YOU CAME!
(18:57:45) Mary_Ingalls hugs Laura :D
(18:57:49) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: :D
(18:57:58) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: I was all alone here. I didn't think i'd ever see anyone I knew again!
(18:58:01) Dinode: Can I have powers that I intend to give my character of the same name?
(18:58:03) Aragorn throws a dagger at the Witch King.
(18:58:09) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Mary, hobbiton real quickly? :)
(18:58:19) Dinode changes color.
(18:58:20) Mary_Ingalls: Loki_the_Magnificent What??? 8o
(18:58:27) NarnianMonkey is on a different computer, so he can't do some of the things he usually does.
(18:58:28) Gale_Hawthorne pats Dori on the back and sits down.
(18:58:40) Mary_Ingalls: Sure, Laura! :)
(18:58:56) Loki_the_Magnificent: It's very true.
(18:59:01) Dori plops into a chair
(18:59:02) NarnianMonkey pushes the green button on his deflector shield.
(18:59:11) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar ducks the knife.
(18:59:11) NarnianMonkey is safe.
(18:59:31) Dori: *Maria returns* Here, here's your disguise, boy. I'll help Dori out here.
(18:59:37) Dori: Nngg....ouch.
(18:59:50) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar shoots fire from her sword at the ranger.
(19:00:09) Loki_the_Invincible: A flame-thrower? How convenient.
(19:00:20) Gale_Hawthorne: Thanks... seriously? A wig?
(19:00:25) Gale_Hawthorne: >.>
(19:00:37) Dori: all of the Capitol people use them.
(19:00:40) Loki_the_Invincible: Tell me, Witch King, would you like to have power and glory and a share in world domination?
(19:00:41) NarnianMonkey joins in on the fight in the most unusual way.
(19:00:53) Gale_Hawthorne: I guess. >.>
(19:00:57) Dori: No going to sleep, Dori.
(19:01:03) NarnianMonkey sets up strange contraptions between the two combatants.
(19:01:09) Gale_Hawthorne brbs.
(19:01:14) NarnianMonkey presses a button on a remote.
(19:01:44) NarnianMonkey has added a complication to the battle.
(19:01:58) Dori: Okay Gale..
(19:02:20) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: *turns her calculating gaze towards Loki #2* Tell me Loki, why would I join you what is in it for me? Will my fellow RingWraiths be allowed a share in power and glory?
(19:02:30) Dori: Hey Lokis! Can I have your autographs?
(19:02:52) Loki_the_Magnificent gives Dori an autograph.
(19:03:10) NarnianMonkey watches as a giant spiked cylinder placed an equal distance between the combatants starts spinning and moving back and forth.
(19:03:10) Dori: Aw..thanks Loki#1!!
(19:03:28) Loki_the_Invincible signs his autograph and hands it to Dori.
(19:03:33) NarnianMonkey watches as fireballs come up out of the metal floor he placed.
(19:03:37) Dori is stuffed into a Captol outfit by Maria
(19:03:44) Dori: Thanks Loki #2!!
(19:03:53) Dori hides the autographs >.>
(19:04:01) Loki_the_Invincible: As I said, power and glory and a share in world domination. I could use a flamethrower in my army. 
(19:04:18) Loki_the_Magnificent: You mean my army.
(19:04:20) NarnianMonkey looks at the metal floor, and notes that it probably is invincible.
(19:04:28) Dori: HE MEANS YOUR ARMY!
(19:04:35) Dori: *coughcough*
(19:04:47) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Very well, wait, actually, what do I do about HIM?
(19:04:50) Dori: ew...I think that was a bit of blood that hit the carpet. Sorry Maria....*laughs sheepishly*
(19:04:53) Loki_the_Invincible: I know it's hard being delusional, imposter, but no. It's my army.
(19:05:00) NarnianMonkey looks at the two Lokis battle on the metal floor of doom.
(19:05:13) Loki_the_Magnificent: I was Loki long before you were. Hence it being my army.
(19:05:45) Dori: Uhm.....Magnificent was here first, but Invincible has a cooler font color....
(19:06:06) NarnianMonkey has a technological terror flying above the metal floor of doom.
(19:06:09) Dori wonders why on earth the people in the Capitol dress like this!!
(19:06:09) Loki_the_Invincible: I was Loki before you were born. And I will be Loki after you're dead.
(19:06:11) Iron_Man: quietly departs as the two Lokis seem to be at each other. Winks at the White Queen before flying off
(19:06:13) Dori: AND HOW DO THEY STAND IT?!
(19:06:16) Loki_the_Invincible: Thank you, Dori!
(19:06:21) Loki_the_Magnificent: Gold is the color of riches. Blue is the color of the sick and cold.
(19:06:34) Dori: You're welcome Invincisble.
(19:06:39) NarnianMonkey: Who is the villain?
(19:06:42) Dori: But Magnificent...you're yellow.
(19:06:44) Loki_the_Magnificent: Well, at least we got rid of *him*
(19:06:52) NarnianMonkey: The invincible or the magnificent?
(19:06:54) Loki_the_Invincible: Gold is the color of my gilded upbringing in Asgard and a family who betrayed me. You disgust me.
(19:06:58) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Alright, fight to the death guys, I choose the winner as I think you are both uh, well, Invincible.
(19:06:59) Dori: *Invincible
(19:07:08) Loki_the_Magnificent: Gold is a kind of yellow.
(19:07:10) wolfloversk: did someone say technological terror? *drools*
(19:07:14) Loki_the_Invincible: No, I'm Invincible. 
(19:07:15) Loki_the_Magnificent: So, yes and no.
(19:07:17) Loki_the_Invincible: Obviously.
(19:07:26) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Well duh.
(19:07:40) Dori: Magnificent: Yeah, maybe. it's a matter of opinion, as many things are.
(19:07:46) Loki_the_Invincible: Iron Man's gone? That was easy.
(19:07:51) NarnianMonkey: Yup! It is a completely robotic monkey with two plasma cannons as it's arms.
(19:07:59) Gale_Hawthorne: I'm back.
(19:08:05) Loki_the_Magnificent: Yeah. He always was a coward.
(19:08:09) Dori: you ready to go, Gale? I feel like a clown....
(19:08:12) NarnianMonkey: *@wolfloversk
(19:08:12) Dori: a sick clown. O.O
(19:08:17) wolfloversk: *Attacks the robotic monkey like any gremlin would
(19:08:18) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: *boredly* Just hurry up and fight already!
(19:08:20) Loki_the_Invincible: Nothing to him except a pretty suit.
(19:08:24) NarnianMonkey is sometimes a little slow.
(19:08:46) Dori: Wow. He is gone.
(19:08:48) Dori: O.O(19:08:51) Dori: No Captain America?
(19:08:53) Dori: No Thor?
(19:08:55) Loki_the_Invincible: Muahahaha.
(19:08:59) Dori: Not even HAWKEYE OR THE BLACK WIDOW?
(19:09:00) NarnianMonkey watches as green electricity knocks wolfloversk away from the robot.
(19:09:01) Dori: Oh well.
(19:09:01) Loki_the_Invincible: Oh, I left them in the alley.
(19:09:07) Dori: Loki's coolest. B)
(19:09:08) Dori: ouch.
(19:09:13) Dori: ....Gale FRIEND?
(19:09:25) Loki_the_Magnificent: Thank you, Dori.
(19:09:33) Dori: You're welcome.
(19:09:36) wolfloversk pulls out a really strong magnet
(19:09:37) Loki_the_Magnificent: And i quite agree with you.
(19:09:40) Loki_the_Magnificent: *I
(19:09:40) Dori: O.O
(19:09:44) Dori: I figured you did.
(19:09:45) wolfloversk isn't wolfloversk :P
(19:09:56) Gale_Hawthorne: Yeah, I'm ready to go. Sorry, my internet's being wacky.
(19:10:05) Dori: It's alright.
(19:10:09) NarnianMonkey: The technological terrors are invincible.
(19:10:09) Loki_the_Invincible: Blue is the color of cold. Therefore I'm the coolest.
(19:10:19) Dori: Okay. I'm feeling like a clown. You in disguise yet?
(19:10:35) Dori: Invincible: but if the sun is gold...does that make Magnificent the hottest?
(19:10:36) Gale_Hawthorne: Yeah. And I look ridiculous. >.>
(19:10:38) Dori: O__________O
(19:10:49) NarnianMonkey: @wolfloversk How can you not be wolfloversk?!?
(19:10:50) Dori: You aren't the only one, Gale.
(19:10:51) Loki_the_Magnificent: It won't matter how cool you think you are when I'll be your lord and master.
(19:10:53) Dori marches out the door.
(19:11:34) Dori faceplants in her heels
(19:11:36) Loki_the_Magnificent: And good one Dori!
(19:11:37) Dori: *muffled* 11!
(19:11:44) Loki_the_Magnificent: Would you like to be my head minion?
(19:11:44) Dori: Thanks, Magnificent. :D
(19:12:10) Dori: Magnificent: one condition: I get to defeat the Capitol first.
(19:12:21) Loki_the_Magnificent: Condition accepted.
(19:12:30) Dori: Thank you.
(19:12:37) Dinode: I win!
(19:12:38) NarnianMonkey sends another T.T. (Technological Terror) into the battle.
(19:12:40) Aslans_Jewel: Hello
(19:12:43) Loki_the_Invincible: Well, I was planning on marooning you in a black hole, but I could throw you into the middle of a sun if you prefer to be hot. I'm flexible.
(19:12:45) Dori: hello Dinode, Cor, and Aslans_Jewel!
(19:12:46) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: no fair! :P
(19:12:48) NarnianMonkey: Hi AJ!
(19:12:50) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: You didn't give me a head start!
(19:12:52) Aslans_Jewel: hey Kiddo :P *I think*
(19:12:52) Mary_Ingalls: You won! :P
(19:13:02) Aslans_Jewel is so confused!
(19:13:03) Dori: Aslans_Jewel: *shrugs.*
(19:13:06) Dori: Gale?
(19:13:09) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: I won against Mary though. :D That means I STILL won!
(19:13:11) NarnianMonkey: Who is the good guy in the battle?
(19:13:14) Loki_the_Magnificent: Your empty words mean nothing to me, imposter.
(19:13:19) Mary_Ingalls takes a step back and gazes at the many people surrounding her.
(19:13:20) Loki_the_Invincible: I am, NarnianMonkey.
(19:13:22) Mary_Ingalls: o.o
(19:13:28) Gale_Hawthorne: Yes? I'm back. Hoping my internet works now.
(19:13:33) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Careful, Mary. Some of them are real bad.
(19:13:33) NarnianMonkey: Oh, got it.
(19:13:36) Aslans_Jewel: my brain hurts :P
(19:13:37) Mary_Ingalls: You did when, Laura. :P
(19:13:38) Gale_Hawthorne: Ready to go, Dori?
(19:13:40) Dori: Alright.
(19:13:41) Mary_Ingalls: *win
(19:13:49) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: ARE THE TWO LOKI'S GOING TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH OVER ME JOINING HEIR ARMIES OR NOT? I'M GETTING BORED HERE!
(19:13:50) Dori: I'm ready. B)
(19:13:56) Loki_the_Magnificent: I am @NarnianMonkey. The other is an imposter.
(19:13:59) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: No, Dinode beat me. But that's cause he got me when I wasn't ready!
(19:14:11) Gale_Hawthorne: Let's do this. B)
(19:14:11) Mary_Ingalls: Oh. :P
(19:14:15) Gale_Hawthorne takes off out of the house.
(19:14:19) Gale_Hawthorne: Catnip? Where are youuuu?
(19:14:20) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Fight!!
(19:14:22) Mary_Ingalls: What are you two up to?
(19:14:22) NarnianMonkey is confused over who the good guy is...
(19:14:22) Dori follows
(19:14:26) Dinode: Ok, my powers are manipulating the 4th dimension, thus I can control gravity, warp, extend my reach, and other cool things.
(19:14:29) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder grabs Mary and pulls her out of the way.
(19:14:31) Dori: Gale. Not that way. We have to get into Snow's house...
(19:14:35) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: 8o
(19:14:43) Mary_Ingalls is pulled out of the way.
(19:14:48) Mary_Ingalls: Laura, don't fight!!
(19:14:53) Dinode: There's no good guy :o), they're just arguing over who the real Loki is.
(19:14:59) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: NarnianMonkey: The good guy is whoever's army I join.
(19:15:08) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Why not?? Maybe I can help! These people could kill us! Then i'll never get back home to Manly OR the baby!
(19:15:09) NarnianMonkey will join the side of whoever saves the monkeys from the nearby burning tree.
(19:15:12) Gale_Hawthorne: We do? Snow's house? 8o
(19:15:18) Dori: Yes.
(19:15:22) Dori: there's a ball tonight!
(19:15:26) Dori: Not tonight. Now.
(19:15:27) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: I just... I don't know who's bad and whose worse!
(19:15:31) Dori: :D
(19:15:32) Dori: So we'll sneak in.
(19:15:36) Dinode: Your The Witch King of Angmar, OF COURSE YOUR NOT THE GOOD GUY!
(19:15:41) Aslans_Jewel is glad Cor is back to normal, at least :P
(19:15:41) ChatBot: The_White_Queen rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(19:15:44) Dinode: *You're
(19:15:50) The_White_Queen: Aragorn. Answer your texts. :P
(19:15:53) Mary_Ingalls: @Laura Just leave them alone, they can fight each other!
(19:16:10) Gale_Hawthorne: Now. >.> Okay. Let's go.
(19:16:14) Gale_Hawthorne runs towards Snow's house.
(19:16:20) Dori runs after Gale
(19:16:25) Dinode: I'll do my best to make sure no bystanders get hurt.
(19:16:32) Loki_the_Magnificent: Define "Bad" @Laura
(19:16:39) Aragorn checks his phone.
(19:16:52) NarnianMonkey: Laura, have you turned on you're deflector shield? It will make you able to join the fight without getting hurt.
(19:17:06) Gale_Hawthorne gets to the gate and stops.
(19:17:08) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Bad? People who fight, that's what's bad! Charging eachother and yelling!
(19:17:08) Mary_Ingalls: Laura, did you see my profile yet? :D http://forum.narniaweb.com/memb?erlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=270?08
(19:17:09) Gale_Hawthorne: We have no plan.
(19:17:14) Dori starts climbing the gate
(19:17:17) NarnianMonkey hopes someone goes to save the monkeys in the nearby burning tree...
(19:17:19) Dori: I had Maria forge passes
(19:17:21) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Killing people!
(19:17:26) Dori: or more like I stole her forged passes
(19:17:30) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: delfector sheild? Monkey, what exactly IS that?
(19:17:35) Mary_Ingalls: Calm down, Laura.
(19:17:39) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Ooh, Mary! It's just like you! :D
(19:17:43) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: I am too a good guy! I was roped into this against my will, I haven't had a pay raise in over two hundred years! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO RENOVATE A EVUL TOWER WHEN YOU DON'T GET A PAY RAISE?!?!?!?
(19:17:43) Dinode: I better start making it harder for everyone to fight.
(19:17:43) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Did you see my profile?
(19:17:45) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder sighs
(19:17:50) Gale_Hawthorne: Oh... you stole it... nice.
(19:17:50) Mary_Ingalls: YUP. :D
(19:17:52) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Yes Mary... 
(19:17:53) Loki_the_Magnificent: @Laura In that case, your Narnian kings were also bad.
(19:17:54) Gale_Hawthorne climbs the gate after Dori.
(19:18:12) Mary_Ingalls: These modern days sure are something!
(19:18:17) Dinode: You gave yourself away when you called it an evul tower.
(19:18:21) Dinode: Anyway...
(19:18:23) Mary_Ingalls: What's wrong, Laura?
(19:18:24) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: What Narnian kings? I've never even HEARD of Narnia until I was sent here! You modern folks and your ways... *shakes head*
(19:18:30) Dinode starts concentrating.
(19:18:38) Gale_Hawthorne vaults over the gate, runs towards Snow's house.
(19:18:38) Dori jumps down to the ground.
(19:18:41) Gale_Hawthorne: Come on, Dori.
(19:18:49) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Wrong? Nothing Mary. I'm just calming down, like you said. :P
(19:18:52) Dori runs after Gale, reaching the door breathless.
(19:18:56) Mary_Ingalls: I know, Laura. I know. :|
(19:18:58) Mary_Ingalls: Oh.. XD
(19:18:59) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: You know who I am Dinode? Do tell. :P
(19:19:14) Gale_Hawthorne: Okay. Where are those forged passes?
(19:19:21) Dori: *running up to the man at the door* Ihavepassesheretheyareletusinple?ase. *batseyelashes*
(19:19:30) Dori sweeps through the now open door.
(19:19:42) Dinode: I meant you told me you weren't good when you say that. I don't know for sure your real name.
(19:19:54) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Boy, nobody will believe this when we get home! Who knows, perhaps the kids at school didn't even know I disappeared.. then again, how would they not? Their teacher just vanished...
(19:19:55) NarnianMonkey: Laura, a deflector shield will protect you from anything harmful.
(19:19:59) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Ah! I see. And I am Good!
(19:20:05) Gale_Hawthorne follows.
(19:20:11) Gale_Hawthorne: Wow, Dori, you are goooood, FRIEND.
(19:20:13) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder whacks Mary.
(19:20:17) Mary_Ingalls: I'm sure they miss you, Laura.
(19:20:20) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: You made a mistake in your post.
(19:20:21) Dinode cancels gravity in the area and everyone starts floating.
(19:20:24) Mary_Ingalls is whacked!
(19:20:24) NarnianMonkey: Uh, Laura, you will only have vanished for a few seconds.
(19:20:29) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Read it carefully!
(19:20:33) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: O:-D
(19:20:36) Mary_Ingalls: Okay.. 8o
(19:20:38) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: I hope so Monkey!
(19:20:39) Loki_the_Invincible twists his staff and restores gravity.
(19:20:43) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Hopefully they won't notice..
(19:20:55) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar joins the Loki who can restore gravity,
(19:20:58) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: *.
(19:20:58) Dinode: Rats.
(19:21:06) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Sorry Mary, but being a teacher, you have to notice this stuff.
(19:21:12) Loki_the_Invincible: Welcome to the winning side, Witch King! :D
(19:21:15) Loki_the_Magnificent: I can also restore gravity.
(19:21:18) NarnianMonkey: My time machine is able to take you back to the exact same time you were at, though it might be slightly off by a few seconds forwards.
(19:21:24) Dori: Thanks, FRIEND.
(19:21:27) Mary_Ingalls: What's wrong with it, Laura??? 8o
(19:21:27) Loki_the_Invincible: Too late, too little, imposter. 
(19:21:28) Loki_the_Magnificent: I can also create bridges to other worlds in midair.
(19:21:36) Loki_the_Invincible: I did that yesterday.
(19:21:40) Mary_Ingalls: The "Ma,and Pa?" :P
(19:21:51) Dinode: So, I can warp between worlds too.
(19:22:01) Loki_the_Magnificent: And anyone who joins you, imposter, only joins you temporarily. Until they find out you are not really Loki.
(19:22:06) Gale_Hawthorne: Okay. So we're in. I think they'd be hiding Katniss in the dungeons...
(19:22:07) NarnianMonkey saves the monkeys at the last second, then decides to create his OWN side. MWUHAHAHA!
(19:22:10) Haymitch_Abernathy: *burps* Happy Hunger Games!
(19:22:14) Mary_Ingalls: Laura?
(19:22:18) Dori: brb
(19:22:20) Dinode: Joins :o)'s side.
(19:22:25) Mary_Ingalls: How rude, Haymitch_Abernathy!!
(19:22:38) Haymitch_Abernathy: Katniss? But she died a year ago!
(19:22:42) Loki_the_Invincible: Whereas nobody joins you at all, imposter.
(19:22:46) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Sorry Magnificent Loki, I join him. *jerks creepily gloved thumb in direction of the Invincible Loki*
(19:22:52) Loki_the_Invincible: Forever alone.
(19:22:57) NarnianMonkey: Monkey Aces! AAAATAAAAAACK!
(19:22:59) Gale_Hawthorne: What in the...?
(19:23:03) Gale_Hawthorne: Haymitch?
(19:23:05) Gale_Hawthorne: O_o
(19:23:09) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Greetings Haymitch Abernathy.
(19:23:13) Mary_Ingalls: .... Laura..?? o_O
(19:23:20) Loki_the_Invincible makes the Witch King a captain in his army.
(19:23:23) Dinode prepares next attack...
(19:23:23) Loki_the_Invincible: Who is this Haymitch?
(19:23:30) Haymitch_Abernathy: Cheers, Witch of Angmar!
(19:23:48) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Please, join our side. "A"
(19:23:51) Gale_Hawthorne: Haymitch. >.> What are you doing here. Do you know where Katniss is.
(19:23:55) NarnianMonkey watches as fighter planes piloted by monkeys fly in and fire lasers and drop bombs on both of the Lokis.
(19:23:55) Gale_Hawthorne: Are you a part of the rebellion.
(19:23:56) The_White_Queen: Oh, Haymitch. Also the Dream Lord!
(19:24:03) Haymitch_Abernathy: Haymitch is the Jewel of District 12!
(19:24:15) The_White_Queen: Also...you were something in that Fire story, too.
(19:24:27) NarnianMonkey: Mortars! Attack from where you are!
(19:24:37) Mary_Ingalls: Laura, what's wrong with it?! *feels extremely pressured*
(19:24:44) Dinode activates destructo portal (it creates 2 portals that overlap so anything that enters runs into itself)
(19:24:46) Haymitch_Abernathy: I hate the Capitol. Wont let me buy my rootbeer
(19:24:47) Loki_the_Magnificent: Haymitch Abernathy, where do your allegiances lie?
(19:24:48) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Huh?
(19:24:49) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Sorry!
(19:24:52) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Daydreaming again.
(19:24:55) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Hobbiton?
(19:24:57) Mary_Ingalls: :P
(19:25:01) Mary_Ingalls: Okay.
(19:25:13) NarnianMonkey watches as explosions come out of seemingly nowhere near the two Lokis.
(19:25:36) Gale_Hawthorne shakes head.
(19:25:40) Gale_Hawthorne: Dori, we've gotta focus here.
(19:25:44) Dinode: Um, Loki 1 and 2, shouldn't you be defending yourselves?
(19:25:55) NarnianMonkey knows that the explosions are coming from the mortars being aimed by monkeys 20 miles away.
(19:26:08) Loki_the_Magnificent: Do not let this Loki imposter fool you. He will only deceive you into joining the wrong side, and you will face the consequences later.
(19:26:27) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: A, join me.
(19:26:36) Dinode: Cause me and :o)are attacking you 2.
(19:26:41) Loki_the_Magnificent is invincible against explosions.
(19:27:23) Dinode: What about destructo portals? They can rip anything apart into quarks.
(19:27:26) Haymitch_Abernathy wonders if Loki is part of the rebellion
(19:27:45) NarnianMonkey: Balloon inflation monkeys! Send in the laser-cannon-armed Zeppelin of Mighty Gargantuaness!!!
(19:27:45) Loki_the_Magnificent: @Haymitch I am conquering your planet.
(19:27:57) Loki_the_Magnificent: If you join me, you will have share of the spoils. And power and safety.
(19:27:59) Dori is back.
(19:28:09) Loki_the_Magnificent: @Dinode Do not annoy me.
(19:28:12) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Join the side of Loki the Invincible Jewel of district 12.
(19:28:12) Dori: Gale?
(19:28:30) Dinode: Annoy, annoy, annoy, annoy, annoy...
(19:28:36) Dori: Hey Haymitch...hehehe...
(19:28:55) Dori: *coughcough*
(19:28:56) NarnianMonkey watches as a 100 foot long black Zeppelin with a skull on top flies into the battle scene veeeeeeeeeery sloooooooooowly.
(19:28:59) Gale_Hawthorne: Yeah, Dori?
(19:28:59) Loki_the_Invincible: You are invincible against nothing.
(19:29:02) Dori: Gale? O__________O
(19:29:09) Dori: We have half an hour.
(19:29:12) Loki_the_Invincible: You do die magnificently, though.
(19:29:15) Loki_the_Invincible: So fun to watch. 
(19:29:16) Loki_the_Magnificent: You are of equal stature of a bug in my eyes, and I can blast you if I so choose. @Dinode
(19:29:28) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: I am a captain in the armies of that Loki, Join Us, Haymitch.
(19:29:32) Loki_the_Magnificent: Dori, what is your opinion of this Dinode creature?
(19:29:36) Gale_Hawthorne: >.> So we do.
(19:29:44) Loki_the_Invincible: Dinode, if you join my side, I promise you shall not be blasted.
(19:29:45) Dori: Magnificent: He is strange. O.O
(19:29:59) Dinode: May I remind you I can influence the fourth spatial dimension.
(19:29:59) Loki_the_Invincible: Unlike that imposter, *I* do not blast my own allies.
(19:30:00) Dori: Gale: come on, lets dance to the door across the room.
(19:30:07) Dori: It's the least conspicuous way
(19:30:11) Gale_Hawthorne: Dance?!
(19:30:14) NarnianMonkey watches as missiles, plasma, and lasers are fired by the Zeppelin in very rapid succession towards both of the Lokis.
(19:30:14) Gale_Hawthorne: I... don't dance.
(19:30:17) Dinode: And I'm already on Narnian Monkey's side.
(19:30:20) Dori: I don't either....
(19:30:23) Dori: and I'm wounded.
(19:30:23) Dori: Hm.
(19:30:30) The_White_Queen: "You know you can"
(19:30:31) Gale_Hawthorne: Well, we're all in this together. C'mon.
(19:30:33) The_White_Queen: @Gale. :P
(19:30:36) Loki_the_Magnificent: I do not blast allies. But I do blast those who rise up against me, as Dinode seems intent on doing.
(19:30:41) Dori grabs Gale's shoulder and hand, and starts just twirling in circles across the room
(19:30:43) Gale_Hawthorne: :P @White Queen
(19:30:49) Gale_Hawthorne twirls? O_o
(19:31:02) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar waves her ring and makes a protective wall around all armies of her leader.
(19:31:16) Loki_the_Invincible: Of course he's rising up against you, Magnificent. What sane person would not?
(19:31:19) NarnianMonkey: Beacon A1-14! Call a super monkey storm to put an end to the battle between both of the Lokis!
(19:31:30) Dori twirls across the floor
(19:31:31) Mary_Ingalls: Back! Beat Ya. :P
(19:31:34) Loki_the_Invincible promotes Witch King to commander.
(19:31:38) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Haha, no fair!(19:31:40) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: :P
(19:31:42) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar is now a commander.
(19:31:46) Mary_Ingalls: :D:P
(19:31:49) Gale_Hawthorne is twirled too. >.>
(19:31:54) Dinode sidesteps into a parallel dimension and walks past wall.
(19:31:54) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: I blame it on my skirt. It's longer than yourse! :P
(19:31:58) Loki_the_Magnificent raises a force field around himself and Dori.
(19:32:01) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: *yours
(19:32:07) Mary_Ingalls: @Laura Phft! :P
(19:32:16) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: It is!! :P
(19:32:19) Haymitch_Abernathy is confused
(19:32:23) Mary_Ingalls: xD
(19:32:25) Dori slams into the door and lands on her back.
(19:32:27) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: XD
(19:32:32) Haymitch_Abernathy throws bottle out window after looking at it for a second
(19:32:35) Mary_Ingalls is blind though... :|
(19:32:36) Haymitch_Abernathy regret :(
(19:32:39) NarnianMonkey watches as thousands of monkeys in a blue full-body suit with a red cape fly above the battle scene, shooting plasma out of their eyes towards the two Lokis.
(19:32:41) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: :|
(19:32:45) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: draws her sword and approaches Dinode.
(19:32:51) PrinceCor004: suddenly appears again in the middle of.... stuff.
(19:32:53) Dori grabs the doorhandle, pulls herself up, and slips through the door, motioning for Gale to follow
(19:32:53) Mary_Ingalls: Except I'm the younger Mary, and your the older Laura?? XDD
(19:32:54) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Stay back, evil one.
(19:32:55) Gale_Hawthorne: Ow, Dori. >.> You gotta quit hurting yourself like that.
(19:32:58) Loki_the_Invincible: Oh, plasma. That's always fun. 
(19:33:00) Loki_the_Magnificent incinerates 10 monkeys.
(19:33:01) PrinceCor004: Woah! This is.... chaotic. O_o
(19:33:03) NarnianMonkey tosses a deflector shield to Dinode.
(19:33:13) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: 8o
(19:33:14) Dori: Gale: sorry?
(19:33:17) NarnianMonkey watches as the monkeys are still in tact.
(19:33:18) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Gosh... I just noticed that!
(19:33:20) PrinceCor004: steps over to the sidelines and watched
(19:33:22) Dinode: Like I said, I'm in a parallel dimension. We can't influence each other, nor can you see me, but my powers allow me to see you.
(19:33:25) PrinceCor004: *watches
(19:33:30) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Well then... my skirt IS longer than yours. HA!
(19:33:32) Loki_the_Invincible transforms the plasma into stinging hornets and sends them back at NarnianMonkey.
(19:33:35) Mary_Ingalls: @Laura HAHA!! XD
(19:33:35) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: I'm older than Mary! *dances* :P
(19:33:42) Mary_Ingalls: XD :P
(19:33:47) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: I WIN. :D
(19:33:48) Loki_the_Magnificent: Pippin Took! Where do your allegiances lie?
(19:33:48) NarnianMonkey: They are INVINCIBLE! They are SUPERHEROES!
(19:33:51) Loki_the_Magnificent: Join me!
(19:33:53) Pippin_Took sighs.. Gen still isn't back yet?! OY!
(19:33:58) Mary_Ingalls: Hello Pipping_Took!
(19:34:08) Loki_the_Invincible: Greetings, Pippin Took!
(19:34:09) Dinode: Shalom Pippin.
(19:34:10) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder lols @Mary
(19:34:14) Haymitch_Abernathy waves to Pip
(19:34:15) Pippin_Took: Hello, people
(19:34:16) Loki_the_Invincible: Would you like to take over the world?
(19:34:18) NarnianMonkey: The super monkeys are invincible, anyway.
(19:34:21) Gale_Hawthorne: It's okay, Dori. I'm just worried about you. >.>
(19:34:24) NarnianMonkey: Hi Pippin!
(19:34:27) Haymitch_Abernathy: if you're an imperial... :|
(19:34:28) Gale_Hawthorne: Okay, so... which way to the dungeons?
(19:34:29) Dori: Come on.
(19:34:30) Pippin_Took: Allegiances what now?
(19:34:31) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: brb Mary!
(19:34:35) Gale_Hawthorne: Yeah, come on.
(19:34:40) Dori: *looks at map* left.
(19:34:42) Loki_the_Magnificent: Join me, and you will live in safety from these imposters.
(19:34:44) Mary_Ingalls: Okay, Laura, stay out of trouble!
(19:34:51) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Trouble? Says who!
(19:34:55) Mary_Ingalls: :P
(19:34:58) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: O:-D
(19:35:01) Dinode lets voice carry into prime dimension.
(19:35:06) NarnianMonkey watches as the ground the two Lokis are standing on opens up. :P
(19:35:07) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: ... Yes "MA"... *sighs* :P
(19:35:08) Mary_Ingalls: Ha! :P
(19:35:12) Mary_Ingalls: XD
(19:35:17) Mary_Ingalls: HEY! :P
(19:35:20) NarnianMonkey watches the two Lokis fall down.
(19:35:21) Dinode: These 2 are arguing over who the "real" Loki is.
(19:35:24) Dori runs left
(19:35:25) Loki_the_Invincible: Pippin Took, I am on a mission to save the world. And take it over.
(19:35:32) Gale_Hawthorne goes left too.
(19:35:36) Gale_Hawthorne: GAH! Peacekeepers!
(19:35:39) Loki_the_Invincible: If you join me, you can have power and glory and whatever your heart wishes. 
(19:35:39) Loki_the_Magnificent is encased in a forcefieled and can't fall. :P
(19:35:42) Loki_the_Invincible: I also have cookies.
(19:35:44) Dinode: Me and :o)are trying to knock some sense into them.
(19:35:47) Dori ducks behind a pillar, dragging Gale with her.
(19:35:47) NarnianMonkey watches the ground close.
(19:35:48) Haymitch_Abernathy: peace keepers are easy
(19:35:51) The_White_Queen: Ooo, I wonder if they want tea!
(19:35:57) Haymitch_Abernathy: just pawns of the Capitol
(19:35:58) Loki_the_Invincible freezes the forcefield into a giant ice cube. 
(19:36:04) Loki_the_Magnificent: Loki the Invincible is a liar.
(19:36:20) Gale_Hawthorne: Ah. That was close. Thanks for saving my bacon, Dori.
(19:36:29) Dori: You're welcome...:P
(19:36:31) NarnianMonkey wonders how long it will take the two Lokis to realize they are falling into a bottomless abyss.
(19:36:35) Loki_the_Magnificent melts the ice and turns the air around Loki2 into fire.
(19:36:37) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: *Raises her hand.*  Shall I incinerate his amies my lord?
(19:36:51) Haymitch_Abernathy wants some bacon
(19:36:54) Loki_the_Magnificent: I am encased in a forcefield and cannot fall.
(19:36:56) Dori slips around the pillar and down the hallway
(19:37:00) Gale_Hawthorne hands Haymitch some bacon.
(19:37:03) Gale_Hawthorne follows Dori.
(19:37:08) Dinode prepares incredibly dangerous move...
(19:37:15) The_White_Queen considers going into the gardens and setting up tea for after the battle.
(19:37:23) NarnianMonkey: @The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar, are you talking about my army?
(19:37:27) Loki_the_Magnificent doubles the protected forcefields around his army.
(19:37:32) Dori sidles along the wall
(19:37:39) Dori hears footsteps and drags Gale into a doorway
(19:37:40) Gale_Hawthorne: Wait, Dori, where'd you get a map?? Sweet.
(19:37:41) Dori: SH.
(19:37:42) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Back, and sadly not for good!
(19:37:46) Loki_the_Invincible eats a sandwich.
(19:37:46) Dinode increases black hole within forcefield.
(19:37:48) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: I have to go now, Mary!! *hugs* :(
(19:37:49) Gale_Hawthorne is dragged into a doorway. >.>
(19:37:50) Gale_Hawthorne is shushed.
(19:37:52) Loki_the_Invincible: Bottomless abyss? Ha.
(19:37:54) Dinode: *creates.
(19:38:07) NarnianMonkey watches Loki_the_Invincible fall down a bottomless abyss.
(19:38:19) Loki_the_Magnificent: Fool! You can not create a black hole within my forcefield.
(19:38:27) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Goodbye Mary!! Goodnight, sleep well! :)
(19:38:30) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: *hugs*
(19:38:32) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Perhaps. Perhaps not.
(19:38:32) Dori waits for the peacekeepers to go by
(19:38:34) Mary_Ingalls: Awww :-(
(19:38:34) Dori: Okay.
(19:38:38) Mary_Ingalls: Goodnight Mary!
(19:38:39) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: I have to leave early, but see you at home? :)
(19:38:40) NarnianMonkey: Goodnight Mary!
(19:38:44) Dori turns left at the end of the hallway
(19:38:45) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: rofling, Mary. XDD
(19:38:51) Mary_Ingalls: I'd better go too, we'd better get some sleep.
(19:38:51) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Goodnight to you, too. :P
(19:39:00) Mary_Ingalls: *Laura!! XDDD
(19:39:01) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Mary, you just said goodnight to yourself. XD
(19:39:03) NarnianMonkey: Mary, you said goodnight to yourself.
(19:39:05) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: haha!
(19:39:09) Haymitch_Abernathy needs to go to the bar
(19:39:09) Dinode: Actually I can. Space/Time and all that.
(19:39:11) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: M'Lord Loki the Invincible, Shall I incinerate his armies?
(19:39:13) Haymitch_Abernathy: night all!
(19:39:15) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Goodnight everyone, sleep well! It's time for us to go home!
(19:39:25) NarnianMonkey: My time machine is working!
(19:39:25) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Thank you for this wonderful day!
(19:39:25) Mary_Ingalls: Goodnight everyone!
(19:39:33) Dori: Goodnight!
(19:39:35) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Come Mary, to the time machine!
(19:39:36) Dinode: You know what, I give up.
(19:39:37) Dori: Night Haymitch
(19:39:37) Loki_the_Magnificent: My armies are within a double forcefield and cannot be incinerated.
(19:39:39) PrinceCor004: ap
(19:39:40) NarnianMonkey: Ok, just step in and it will take you back.
(19:39:44) Loki_the_Invincible: If you wish, Commander Witch King. That would be entertaining.
(19:39:46) Dori: Gale! I see the door
(19:39:49) Mary_Ingalls: Okay, Laura!
(19:39:54) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: *smirks beneath her hood* Or so you think.
(19:39:54) Dori continues cautiously
(19:39:57) Dinode: If you 2 insist on destroying each other, who am I to stop you.
(19:39:58) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder grabs Mary and heads to the time machine.
(19:40:01) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Ready? :D
(19:40:05) Mary_Ingalls steps into the time machine.
(19:40:08) Mary_Ingalls: Yup. :D
(19:40:10) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder steps in.
(19:40:13) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: Bye everyone!!
(19:40:16) Gale_Hawthorne: I see it too!
(19:40:16) Loki_the_Invincible: Hmm, unlucky for you that I happen to have Thor's hammer.
(19:40:18) NarnianMonkey: Bloonsday beacon! Show the two Lokis that nothing is invincible!
(19:40:20) Dori: Bye!
(19:40:22) Loki_the_Invincible throws the hammer into the forcefield.
(19:40:24) Dori steps closer to the door
(19:40:26) Gale_Hawthorne creeps towards the door.
(19:40:29) Laura_Ingalls_Wilder: *vanishes off, to her own time, in the past*
(19:40:30) Loki_the_Invincible incinerates the imposter's army.
(19:40:31) Dori steps again
(19:40:33) Dori: and again
(19:40:33) Gale_Hawthorne: Simulthought. o_O
(19:40:35) Dori: and-AH!!
(19:40:36) Mary_Ingalls vanishes!!!
(19:40:40) Loki_the_Invincible: There. Popcorn, Commander?
(19:40:41) Gale_Hawthorne steps again and again and-- what?
(19:40:41) Dinode: Why don't you 2 just roll a die or something.
(19:40:41) Loki_the_Magnificent: Now I know you are an imposter. Thor would never give his brother his hammer.
(19:40:45) Dinode: ?
(19:40:48) Loki_the_Magnificent: And your hammer's fake too. :P
(19:40:49) Dori falls through a trap door, but grabs the sides
(19:40:52) Dinode: Like this...
(19:40:52) Dori: ow....
(19:40:56) ChatBot: Dinode rolls 1d6 and gets 6.
(19:40:56) Loki_the_Invincible: Of course he didn't give it to me.
(19:40:58) Gale_Hawthorne: Hold on, Dori! I'll pull you up!
(19:40:59) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar walks forwards as she harnesses the power of her ring and channels that power into her sword.
(19:41:03) Loki_the_Invincible: What do you take yourself for?
(19:41:09) NarnianMonkey watches as a giant killer blue laser hits both of the Lokis's forcefields, taking them down.
(19:41:10) Dori: Okay Gale...
(19:41:16) Dori: I'm just one walking accident. :P
(19:41:21) Gale_Hawthorne pulls Dori up.
(19:41:24) Gale_Hawthorne: It's okay, FRIEND.
(19:41:27) Dori is pulled up.
(19:41:31) Dori: Thanks, FRIEND.
(19:41:34) Dinode: Give it up :o), these 2 aren't worth it.
(19:41:35) Gale_Hawthorne: Wait...
(19:41:38) Dori: WHEW. That was close
(19:41:42) Gale_Hawthorne: That trapdoor leads to the dungeons!
(19:41:44) Dori: what?(19:41:47) Dori: oh.
(19:41:49) Dori jumps in.
(19:41:49) Gale_Hawthorne: ^
(19:41:54) Gale_Hawthorne jumps in too.
(19:42:04) Gale_Hawthorne plugs nose before he remembers that this isn't a swimming pool.
(19:42:06) Loki_the_Invincible: I love dungeons!
(19:42:07) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Die defenders of the white tower, and citadel, people of the weakling Elendil!  *sends fire from her sword at the armies of Loki_the_Magnificent.
(19:42:09) Gale_Hawthorne lands on the bottom.
(19:42:09) NarnianMonkey: You were saying you had a forcefield, Lokis? I don't think you do anymore!
(19:42:09) Dori: :P
(19:42:15) Gale_Hawthorne wishes he HAD plugged his nose.
(19:42:15) Dori is landed on
(19:42:16) Loki_the_Invincible: So nice for throwing frauds and imposters in.
(19:42:18) Dori: that wasn't the bottom, that was me.
(19:42:19) Gale_Hawthorne: What is that smell??
(19:42:22) Loki_the_Invincible: And monkeys too.
(19:42:25) Dori: oomph.
(19:42:26) Gale_Hawthorne: Oh... sorry, Dori!!
(19:42:28) Gale_Hawthorne: >.>
(19:42:29) Dori: Gale: rotting food.
(19:42:34) Dori tiptoes down the cells.
(19:42:34) Gale_Hawthorne: Ew.
(19:42:39) Dori smashes into the wall at the end
(19:42:46) Dori lands on her back
(19:42:46) Gale_Hawthorne: We would love some of that rotting food in the districts, but all it's doing is sitting here. Rotting.
(19:42:49) Dori: 12!!
(19:42:51) Dori: ouch.
(19:42:52) Gale_Hawthorne picks Dori up without a second thought.
(19:42:58) Dori: Hey Gale...she's not here.
(19:43:06) Loki_the_Magnificent: NarnianMonkey You are a liar. And you misinterpret the damage.
(19:43:06) Gale_Hawthorne: Are you counting the incidents now?
(19:43:10) Dori: Katniss I mean.
(19:43:10) Gale_Hawthorne: She's not? >.>
(19:43:12) Loki_the_Magnificent: My forcefileds are still in tact.
(19:43:15) Gale_Hawthorne: BLAST
(19:43:16) Loki_the_Magnificent: *fields
(19:43:16) Dori: Yeah, I have been.
(19:43:18) Dori: no...
(19:43:22) Dori: now we have to get back up.
(19:43:28) Dori tosses her grappling hook up.
(19:43:29) Gale_Hawthorne: All this work for nothing? >.>
(19:43:32) Gale_Hawthorne: SHHH!
(19:43:32) NarnianMonkey is secretly a supermonkey, wearing a green cloak to disguise himself.
(19:43:32) Loki_the_Magnificent throws Monkey and Dinode into a bottomless pit.
(19:43:35) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar guides her Nazgul towards the field of battle.
(19:43:36) Dori climbs up, and turns; holding a hand out to Gale
(19:43:36) Gale_Hawthorne pulls Dori to the side.
(19:43:40) Gale_Hawthorne: Someone's coming.
(19:43:51) Dori is pulled to the side.
(19:43:51) Dinode: Hey! I already stopped fighting you!
(19:43:51) NarnianMonkey: HAH! I CAN FLY, YOU KNOW!
(19:43:57) Gale_Hawthorne: [oops, haha. we're both trying to do an action at the same time, sorry. :P
(19:43:59) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Gandalf himself feared me, you are powerless against me fools!
(19:44:00) Gale_Hawthorne: ]
(19:44:03) Loki_the_Invincible: You honestly think a monkey could do anything against a god and a shapeshifter? Ha.
(19:44:05) Gale_Hawthorne is silent.
(19:44:06) Dori: That's okay.
(19:44:14) Dori: The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Eowyn didn't...
(19:44:14) Dinode: I can fly too by reversing gravity.
(19:44:23) Loki_the_Invincible approves of the bottomless pit.
(19:44:29) Dori: Dinode: then you're floating
(19:44:32) Gale_Hawthorne: Okay. I think they're gone now, Dori.
(19:44:38) Dori: Okay.
(19:44:38) PrinceCor004: ponders doing someting
(19:44:41) Loki_the_Magnificent: My Minions on the other side of town call for me. I will return later.
(19:44:43) NarnianMonkey grabs Dinode and, flies out of the bottomless abyss.
(19:44:45) Loki_the_Magnificent leaves.
(19:44:51) Gale_Hawthorne: Does this pondering happen to include helping us out, Cor?
(19:44:51) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: *snorts* She is currently incapacitated.
(19:44:52) Loki_the_Invincible: Join my side, Prince Cor.
(19:44:55) Dori staggers to the trapdoor and chuks her grappling hook up
(19:44:56) NarnianMonkey has the ultimate weapon...
(19:45:00) Gale_Hawthorne: Okay, where else could Catnip be? Think. Think.
(19:45:05) Dori climbs up, turns, and holds out a hand to pull Gale up
(19:45:08) Gale_Hawthorne follows, still muttering to himself.
(19:45:11) Gale_Hawthorne is pulled up.
(19:45:13) Dinode: No, that's canceling gravity, reversing gravity makes me fall up.
(19:45:13) Dori: Maybe she's closer to Snow.
(19:45:14) Gale_Hawthorne slips.
(19:45:17) NarnianMonkey: Temple of the Monkey God! Get rid of both of those Lokis!
(19:45:19) Gale_Hawthorne falls flat on his back.
(19:45:21) Gale_Hawthorne: Ow.
(19:45:28) Dori is yanked down too
(19:45:29) Gale_Hawthorne: I think the accident-proneness is catching.
(19:45:35) Gale_Hawthorne: Well... that went well.
(19:45:36) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar destroys the Temple of the Monkey God.
(19:45:38) Dori lands on Gale
(19:45:41) Dori: My turn!
(19:45:45) Dori: ....Apparently.
(19:45:48) NarnianMonkey watches a giant sun beam incinerate both of the Lokis.
(19:45:52) Dori starts climbing again
(19:45:53) Dinode: :o), do you still want me here? I'd like to go now.
(19:45:57) Dori: concussion 13.......
(19:45:58) Gale_Hawthorne: >.>
(19:46:00) PrinceCor004: @ Gale. Praps.... helping a beautiful damsel in semi-distress is always a good thing.
(19:46:03) Gale_Hawthorne gets back up again.
(19:46:04) NarnianMonkey watches the temple repair itself.
(19:46:09) Gale_Hawthorne: You really need a doctor, Dori.
(19:46:13) Loki_the_Invincible: I was born in the frost. The sun cannot touch me.
(19:46:13) Dori: Katniss is in distress.
(19:46:15) Gale_Hawthorne: Yes, yes it is, Cor.
(19:46:16) Dori: I do not!
(19:46:18) Dori faceplants
(19:46:19) Dori: ouch.
(19:46:23) Dori pulls herself up.
(19:46:28) Dinode: That's true monkey.
(19:46:34) Gale_Hawthorne: Case in point, Dori.
(19:46:38) Loki_the_Invincible: You really should give it up, NarnianMonkey. It is only making your eventual death slower and more painful.
(19:46:39) Dori: Hm.
(19:46:42) Dori: Well, not time.
(19:46:46) Dori: we have 14 minutes!!
(19:46:51) Dori whips out a bomb
(19:46:53) Dori: Okay!!!
(19:46:53) Gale_Hawthorne: >.>
(19:46:56) Gale_Hawthorne: A... bomb?
(19:47:01) PrinceCor004: goes ahead and looks around for Katniss
(19:47:08) Dori: We have exactly 7 minutes to find Katniss and plant the bomb
(19:47:08) Dinode: I've seen the movie. Unless you're not the original. Frankly, I don't know, nor do I care.
(19:47:12) Dori RUNS.
(19:47:14) Gale_Hawthorne: Thanks, Cor. Your help is much appreciated.
(19:47:22) Gale_Hawthorne: What does a bomb do to help the cause?!
(19:47:26) Gale_Hawthorne RUNS.
(19:47:30) NarnianMonkey sends in 100,000,000,000,000 temples to finish the two Lokis off once and for all.
(19:47:31) Dori: JUST WAIT AND SEEEEEE!!!
(19:47:36) PrinceCor004: appears and disappears through rooms
(19:47:43) Dori smashes into the elevator
(19:47:46) Gale_Hawthorne: OKAYYYYY!!!
(19:47:50) Dori hits the ground right when the doors open
(19:47:50) PrinceCor004: Don't mind me.... Mod powers.... teleportation and all that...
(19:47:54) Dinode: :o), can't you see they don't want our help?
(19:48:08) Dori crawls inside muttering "Concussion number 14
(19:48:10) Dori: *"
(19:48:12) Loki_the_Invincible: You're attacking us with temples? Really?
(19:48:16) Dori hits 19.
(19:48:16) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar grabs a miracle like thing known as a atomic bomb and drops it on the armies of the imposter Loki.
(19:48:25) Dori taps her foot as it slooowly goes up.
(19:48:27) Gale_Hawthorne follows Dori. Hands her some medicine.
(19:48:30) NarnianMonkey watches the temples absorb both of the Lokis.
(19:48:31) Loki_the_Invincible: At least *I* have an army and don't have to use walking architecture.
(19:48:32) Dori: Hello Jill.
(19:48:33) Dinode: It's a game. The temples shoot giant rays of Bloon popping death.
(19:48:34) jillpole1 pops in.
(19:48:37) Dori noms
(19:48:38) jillpole1: Hi Dori! :)
(19:48:40) Gale_Hawthorne: Ooh. Teleportation. Didn't know that was a mod benefit.
(19:48:49) Loki_the_Invincible takes the temples and dismantles them.
(19:48:52) NarnianMonkey: They also can absorb stuff.
(19:48:55) Loki_the_Invincible builds himself a tower.
(19:48:59) Dinode: The game's called Bloons Tower Defense.
(19:48:59) PrinceCor004: @ Gale. Can be if you get the upgrade. :)
(19:49:19) Dori races out of the doors as they open, trips over the approaching Snow, falls flat on her face, grabs a knife, stabs him, motions for the standing-nearby-Katniss to follow, and runs back in the doors.
(19:49:28) jillpole1: 8o
(19:49:33) Dori slams the 1 button
(19:49:35) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: :P
(19:49:36) Gale_Hawthorne: I'll have to apply for an upgrade then.
(19:49:40) NarnianMonkey watches a temple absord the dismantled temple, making it double in size and grow evil glowing red eyes.
(19:49:42) Gale_Hawthorne: Oh my word... Dori. 8o
(19:49:45) Gale_Hawthorne: That was... wow.
(19:49:49) Gale_Hawthorne: I'm speechless.
(19:49:50) Dori: HURRYHURRYHURRYHURRY!!!
(19:49:53) Dori: Thanks.
(19:49:56) Gale_Hawthorne: CATNIP!
(19:49:56) Dori: come on, FRIEND!
(19:49:59) Dinode: I have to go everyone.
(19:50:01) Gale_Hawthorne hugs Catnip.
(19:50:05) Gale_Hawthorne: I'm coming, FRIEND!
(19:50:07) Dori jumps out of the doors as they open
(19:50:10) Dori waves to Dinode
(19:50:11) Gale_Hawthorne: Bye, Dinode!
(19:50:17) Gale_Hawthorne jumps too.
(19:50:20) Dori sets the bomb outside the elevator
(19:50:21) NarnianMonkey: Bye Bro!
(19:50:21) jillpole1 haz cookies and is getting a facebook in like 30 minutes. Life is good right now. :D
(19:50:23) jillpole1: XD
(19:50:23) Dori runs
(19:50:23) Dinode: Shalom everyone.
(19:50:28) Gale_Hawthorne: Look -- hovercraft. We can commandeer it and make our escape.
(19:50:30) Dori: QUICK!!!!
(19:50:32) jillpole1: Bye Dinode!
(19:50:34) Dinode: CHAOS CONTROL!
(19:50:37) Dori: RIGHT!
(19:50:43) Gale_Hawthorne: YES!
(19:50:43) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar calmly steps out of the path of the temple dragging Lord Loki the Invincible after her.
(19:50:47) jillpole1: BRB!
(19:50:47) Dori hops in the hovercraft
(19:50:56) Dori grabs the...controls?
(19:51:03) Dori waits for Katniss and Gale
(19:51:04) NarnianMonkey uses plasma vision at Loki_the_Magnificent.
(19:51:09) Gale_Hawthorne: ...do you even know how to fly that thing?
(19:51:11) Gale_Hawthorne hops in.
(19:51:14) Dori: 9 minute!!!
(19:51:16) Dori zooms away
(19:51:26) Dori: no, but I'm going to have to figure it oou-AH!!
(19:51:28) PrinceCor004: reappears by Gale Found Katniss! :D Go ahead and get out of here and I'll meet you back in Hobbiton with Kat!
(19:51:29) jillpole1: I have to go get my facebook.. :D BRB and it may be a while.
(19:51:33) Dori veers around a building
(19:51:34) NarnianMonkey throws a banana at Loki_the_Magnificent.
(19:51:44) Gale_Hawthorne: Okay! Thanks Cor!
(19:51:47) Dori: Cor: we've got her....
(19:51:51) Gale_Hawthorne: Here, let me try, Dori!
(19:51:56) Gale_Hawthorne: Oh.. yeah... heh :P
(19:51:57) Dori: okay!
(19:52:15) NarnianMonkey chaos blasts both of the Lokis.
(19:52:21) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: M'Lord Loki.
(19:52:24) PrinceCor004: Heh, well see you in Hobbiton then. :P disappears again
(19:52:31) Gale_Hawthorne: Bye Cor!
(19:52:32) NarnianMonkey chaos spears both of the Lokis.
(19:52:39) Gale_Hawthorne: Okay. *grabs the steering wheel...thing*
(19:52:42) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Please, may I have a tower too?
(19:52:48) NarnianMonkey chaos lances both of the Lokis.
(19:52:57) Loki_the_Invincible: Of course, my commander.
(19:53:24) NarnianMonkey gets Eggman to use his mech called "Big Arm" to crush both of the Lokis.
(19:53:29) Loki_the_Invincible gathers the chaos lances and spears and blasts and one banana and builds Witch King a tower.
(19:53:31) NarnianMonkey needs to leave.
(19:53:48) jillpole1: NVM few more minutes. :P
(19:53:52) jillpole1: Aw, bye MOnkey! :(
(19:54:00) jillpole1: *Monkey
(19:54:20) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar has a tower!!!1
(19:54:28) Loki_the_Invincible: There's one enemy down...now where is that sorry excuse of an imposter?
(19:54:30) NarnianMonkey makes the chaos spears and blasts and lances disappear, destroying the tower. :o)
(19:54:40) NarnianMonkey climbs tree.
(19:54:43) NarnianMonkey: Bye!
(19:54:44) jillpole1: :P
(19:54:44) Dori: and an extra 1
(19:54:48) Loki_the_Invincible: Nbd.
(19:54:55) Dori: GALE! *shouts over the wind* ARE WE ALMOST THERE, FRIEND?!
(19:54:59) Loki_the_Invincible builds Witch King a new tower out of the rest of the talking temples.
(19:55:11) Gale_Hawthorne: YES I THINK SO! *shouts back* FRIEND!
(19:55:22) jillpole1: xD
(19:55:45) Dori: OKAY!!!
(19:55:51) Gale_Hawthorne: 5 minutes left! WE'D BETTER GET THERE SOON!
(19:56:15) Dori: THAT'S IT!! QUICK DOWN!!
(19:56:32) Gale_Hawthorne: HUH?!
(19:56:39) Dori: INTO HOBBITON!
(19:56:43) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar christens it  Kano Dagnir  Or The Commanders Bane
(19:56:59) Gale_Hawthorne: Oh!!!
(19:57:04) jillpole1: Sorting through a few clothes, BRB.. again. :P
(19:57:06) Gale_Hawthorne lands the hovercraft in Hobbiton
(19:57:18) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Shall we all reveal our true identities at the end of our time?
(19:57:56) Gale_Hawthorne: We made it, Dori!
(19:57:59) Gale_Hawthorne: We MADE IT!
(19:58:04) Dori: WE DID!!
(19:58:07) Dori hugtackles Gale
(19:58:09) Dori: *Gale
(19:58:13) Dori: *coughcough* ahem.
(19:58:17) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: :P
(19:58:19) Dori: Good job, FRIEND. *punches in the shoulder*
(19:58:38) Gale_Hawthorne laughs.
(19:58:44) Gale_Hawthorne hugs Dori anyway.
(19:58:52) Dori is hugged anyway
(19:58:57) Gale_Hawthorne: Good job, FRIEND. It was an honor to be on an adventure with you. ;)
(19:59:12) Dori: ditto, FRIEND.
(19:59:18) Gale_Hawthorne: :D
(19:59:21) Dori: ....now what, Gale?
(19:59:25) Gale_Hawthorne: It was a wild ride.
(19:59:28) Gale_Hawthorne: ...no clue.
(19:59:31) Dori:  It was indeed.
(19:59:34) Dori: Hm.
(19:59:44) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar sits in her tower awaiting the end.
(19:59:51) Dori: Well, (sorry to have to say this) Katniss and Peeta get their happily ever after, but....
(19:59:57) Gale_Hawthorne: ...Yeah.
(19:59:57) Dori: what about me? What about you?
(20:00:06) Dori: Maybe I'll move into District 12.
(20:00:06) Gale_Hawthorne: We could settle down in Hobbiton and live a happy life as FRIENDS.
(20:00:14) PrinceCor004: Ha! Not is I can help it! :D
(20:00:27) PrinceCor004: *if
(20:00:32) The_White_Queen: http://hungergamesmovie.org/1370?2/catching-fire-mockingjay-to-be-?split-into-three-films-each/
(20:00:36) Gale_Hawthorne: ....?
(20:00:47) Dori: .....random much?
(20:00:49) Dori: What cor?
(20:00:54) Dori: Gale: WE COULD! I like that.
(20:01:16) Dori: AS FRIENDS. :D
(20:01:20) PrinceCor004: I don't know... a handsome guy like me and a girl like her...
(20:01:25) Gale_Hawthorne: YES. :D
(20:01:31) Gale_Hawthorne: ...I'm not standing in the way.
(20:01:31) Dori: like Katniss?(20:01:34) Gale_Hawthorne: We're just FRIENDS.
(20:01:47) Gale_Hawthorne: As for Katniss, however...
(20:01:53) Gale_Hawthorne: I shall still hold out hope.
(20:02:08) Dori: Gale....
(20:02:14) PrinceCor004: @ Dori. Yep.
(20:02:15) Dori: It's not worth it at this point.
(20:02:27) Gale_Hawthorne: ... *sigh*
(20:02:27) Dori: so now YOU'RE going after Katniss too? O.O
(20:02:30) The_Witch_King_Of_Angmar: Prince Cor, how much longer does this far realm have?
(20:02:32) Dori: Good gracious the poor girl.
(20:02:40) Loki_the_Invincible: You should join me, Gale. Take over the world and I guarantee your girl will notice you.
(20:02:56) Gale_Hawthorne: Huh... that's an idea, Loki.
(20:03:07) Dori: Invincible: she already notices him. Just not that way.
(20:03:08) PrinceCor004: @ Witch King/Queen. Only a few more minutes, I'm afraif.
(20:03:12) PrinceCor004: *afraid
(20:03:17) Dori: Gale: Sure she'll notice you....when she's trying to kill you....
(20:03:20) Loki_the_Invincible: Exactly, Dori.
(20:03:41) Loki_the_Invincible: I am Invincible. No one who follows me can be killed.
(20:03:45) Gale_Hawthorne: ... >.>
(20:03:47) Loki_the_Magnificent is back
(20:03:47) Gale_Hawthorne: Hm.
(20:03:50) Dori: Say Gale, let's start a tavern in District 12. :P
(20:03:50) Gale_Hawthorne: What do you think, Dori?
(20:03:53) Loki_the_Magnificent: I see the imposter is still here!
(20:03:57) Gale_Hawthorne: ...Huh. That's an idea.
(20:04:02) Dori: Gale: I think she'd notice you, but not how you want her too.
(20:04:19) Loki_the_Invincible: Come back for another pathetic attempt, are you?
(20:04:31) Dori: Who?
(20:04:31) Loki_the_Magnificent: You, imposter, will suffer my wrath.
(20:04:45) Dori: So Gale.....tavern?
(20:04:47) Dori: :D
(20:05:05) Dori: Oh!!
(20:05:10) Dori: IDENTITY REVEAL!!!
(20:05:14) Dori: MUAHA.
(20:05:22) Dori: First!@
(20:05:24) Dori: *FIRST!
(20:05:32) Dori: What's my happy ending in this story? D:
(20:05:40) Dori: Someone come up with a happy ending for me. :P
(20:05:43) jillpole1: I gotta go...
(20:05:55) Gale_Hawthorne: Dori, let's open that tavern. :D
(20:06:00) Gale_Hawthorne: There's your happy ending.
(20:06:04) Gale_Hawthorne: As FRIENDS.
(20:06:11) Loki_the_Invincible: Oh, there will be suffering. But not mine.
(20:06:13) jillpole1: Hi Bye Gath!
(20:06:13) Gathmandais stumbles in.
(20:06:21) Dori waves to Athma
(20:06:22) The_White_Queen: "And they lived happily ever after until they died. The End."
(20:06:24) Dori: Gale: yay!!
(20:06:26) Gathmandais flops on the couch.
(20:06:26) Dori: as FRIENDS.
(20:06:32) The_White_Queen: ^^Quote directly from Grimms' Fairy Tales.
(20:06:34) Gathmandais: Bye, Jill.
(20:06:39) Gale_Hawthorne: As FRIENDS. *nods sagely*
(20:06:45) jillpole1: Bye everyone. :P
(20:06:51) Gale_Hawthorne: I'm afraid it's time for me to retire this account now. :( Maybe I'll return next year.
(20:06:53) Dori: :D
(20:06:54) Gale_Hawthorne: Bye Jill!
(20:06:54) jillpole1 poofles!
(20:07:06) Dori: bye Gale!
(20:07:09) Dori: can't I know who you are first?
(20:07:18) Loki_the_Magnificent must depart back to Asgard.
(20:07:19) Dori: :P
(20:07:21) Gale_Hawthorne: Mountie. :P
(20:07:24) Loki_the_Magnificent: Goodbye everyone!
(20:07:31) Dori: Gale: I KNEW IT!! BUAHAHA!
(20:07:37) Gale_Hawthorne: Goodbye, Loki!
(20:07:41) Gale_Hawthorne: Haha, you did?
(20:07:48) Loki_the_Invincible must bid you all a farewell until next year.
(20:07:53) Loki_the_Invincible: When I will have taken over.
(20:07:55) Dori: Yup.

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