Hello, Sweetie

(22:17:23) Bookwyrm: That's mean.
(22:17:37) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: You are one to talk.
(22:17:45) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: You, like, wrote the BOOK on meanness.
(22:17:51) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Fer realz.
(22:18:04) Ithilwen: XDD
(22:19:13) Bookwyrm: I've never been mean ever.
(22:19:22) Bookwyrm: I'm sweet and kind and lovely and wonderful.
(22:19:24) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad chokes.
(22:19:27) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad sputters.
(22:19:29) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad topples over.
(22:19:34) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad dissolves into laughter.
(22:19:40) Bookwyrm: Rude.
(22:19:45) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad 's laughter dissolves into hacking coughs.
(22:19:47) Bookwyrm: Now who's being mean?
(22:19:51) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Booky, dahling.
(22:20:06) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: If you want to say things like that, you have to hit us on the head with a metal pipe and give us amnesia FIRST.
(22:20:13) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Logic, sweetie.
(22:20:22) Ithilwen:
(22:20:23) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad:
(22:20:27) Ithilwen: You called him sweetie.
(22:20:30) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Oh dear. o-O
(22:20:33) Ithilwen: Only Wren can do that!
(22:20:34) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I DID NOT MEAN TO USE WREN'S WORD
(22:20:37) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: SHEIS GOING TO KILL ME
(22:20:43) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad cowers and hides
(22:20:44) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: WAIT
(22:20:45) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: WAIT WAIT WAIT
(22:20:48) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I DIDN'T CAPITALIZE IT
(22:20:51) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: THEREFORE ALL IS NULL AND VOID
(22:20:54) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I CANNOT BE PROSECUTED
(22:20:55) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: HA!
(22:21:11) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad:
(22:21:18) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: My geniusness amazes me.
(22:21:25) Bookwyrm: I'm telling.
(22:21:31) Bookwyrm: I have her number.
(22:21:38) Bookwyrm: I've been texting her all night.
(22:21:42) Bookwyrm: You're doomed.
(22:21:50) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I was doomed when I met you.
(22:22:11) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad has had a long time to come to terms with her doomedishness.
(22:22:55) Bookwyrm: Just sent the text.
(22:23:46) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I should probably go to bed.
(22:23:52) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Maybe she'll kill me in my sleep and I won't feel a thing.
(22:24:10) Bookwyrm:
(22:24:34) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: And this is the guy who was talking about how sweet and kind and lovely and wonderful he is?
(22:25:17) Bookwyrm: cool, my phone has a drawing program on it
(22:25:37) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: So now you get to draw stick figures and behead them.
(22:25:39) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Have fun.
(22:25:59) Bookwyrm: or draw pictures of Slendy and text them to people
(22:26:10) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I've seen your drawing skills, Booky.
(22:26:15) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: That won't scare anyone.
(22:26:25) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: They'll say that it's cute.
(22:26:41) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: (Which it is. )
(22:26:42) Ithilwen: XDDD
(22:26:56) Bookwyrm: she says you're no longer allowed to ride on her hat brim any more
(22:27:02) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: T___________T
(22:27:04) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: BUT I LOVED THAT
(22:27:46) Ithilwen: XDDD
(22:27:55) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad sniffles. T_T
(22:28:14) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: It's all fun and games until someone calls Booky "sweetie."
(22:28:23) Bookwyrm: Yup
(22:28:32) Bookwyrm: I hope you've learned your lesson.
(22:28:35) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Which is somehow tantamount to someone losing an eye.
(22:28:46) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Sure, sweetums.
(22:28:48) Bookwyrm: Uh-huh.
(22:28:58) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad:
(22:29:04) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad IS SUCH A REBELLLLLL
(22:29:24) Bookwyrm: Pretty lame cause though.
(22:29:48) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I'm a rebel in all aspects of my life, including my nicknames for you.
(22:29:52) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad is very consistent.
(22:30:08) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Well, most aspects.
(22:30:13) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I don't, like, rebel against sleeping or something.
(22:30:17) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Or rebel against eating.
(22:30:24) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: ... Well, actually, I've considered breatharianism.
(22:30:54) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I'm tired. -_-
(22:30:56) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I am going to bed.
(22:31:07) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: And there is nothing either one of you can do to stop me, BECAUSE I AM A REBEL!
(22:31:50) Bookwyrm:
(22:31:52) Ithilwen: Goodnight!
(22:31:55) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: ALEK!
(22:31:58) Bookwyrm: Fine. Go to bed then.
(22:32:02) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: You're not supposed to come on and distract me from leaving. e.e
(22:32:05) Bookwyrm: I don't care.
(22:32:12) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T CARE.
(22:32:39) Bookwyrm shrugs
(22:32:44) Bookwyrm: That's fine.
(22:32:47) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: ...
(22:32:54) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I REALLY DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T CARE.
(22:32:56) Bookwyrm: I'm apathetic to your uncaring.
(22:33:02) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: .......
(22:33:08) Bookwyrm: Ennui even.
(22:33:11) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T CARE.
(22:33:20) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad 's eye twitches.
(22:33:55) Bookwyrm: You seem really determined to make sure I know you don't care.
(22:34:12) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: I DON'T CARE IF YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T CARE.
(22:34:16) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Okay, going to bed.
(22:34:26) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad feels much better after vocalizing for a bit.
(22:34:30) Bookwyrm doesn't care
(22:34:33) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Nothing like a screaming to cap off the day.
(22:35:18) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: Buenos nachos.
(22:35:35) The_Rose-Tree_Dryad: And I spelled it like that on purpose, because nachos are good.