Frozen Caffeine ~ The Day I First Met 12

Izzy: Narnia fan12, did you say you interviewed Georgie and Will?
12: YES, yes, I did.
Izzy: How did you get an interview with them?
12: I was at the Beverly Center for the Ice Palace event. (in case you didn't know) I'm a newsposter/mod on Aslanscountry.com
Izzy: Ohhh okay!
12: and I was invited by fox to be a part of the press line at the event!
Izzy: I didn’t know that.
Wolfy: LUCKY 12!!!
Izzy: That’s so cool!
12: I was invited to prescreen the whole dawn treader movie today
Izzy: How was it?
12: I saw the email 10 mins before the movie started, so I wasn't able to attend. :/ (the theater is a few hours away)
Izzy: Aww. Well, only a few more weeks...
12: but there might be more prescreenings this week/next, who knows!
Izzy: If you see it, you should tell us if there is really as much to worry about as people think there is. lol
12: *chews on caffeine* there isn't, lol. Most of the stuff was debunked in my 30 minute footage prescreening 2 months ago
Izzy: Ah.
12: it/was/awesome.
Wolfy: oh no 12...
12: ? @ wolfy
Izzy: Are you allowed to talk about it, or are you sworn to secrecy?
12: lol, I posted a word-for-word review on aslanscountry
Wolfy: More caffine? You'll rot away in addiction...
Izzy: Oh yeah, I think I read that.. What is your name on there?
12: Cyclops
Wolfy: You're cyclops?!
Izzy: Did you prefer talking more to one than the other, or did you like them equally?
12: Well...I really like talking to Georgie. By the end of the day, she called me family and we were like best friends. lol
Izzy: That's awesome. Does she seem at all like Lucy, or are they drastically different?
12: Actually...I dunno.
Izzy: lol. How tall are they? I've read conflicting reports on that...
12: She's about as tall as I am...
Izzy: Which would be...
12: I have no idea how tall I am. lol anywhere from 4 3/4 foot to 5 1/2 feet... so... there's a wide margin of error there...
Izzy: lol Yeah no kidding
12: *needs to measure himself* SOO... *chews on sugary caffeine with a touch of salt and chocolate*
Izzy: How do you chew on caffeine?
12: I dunno… that's one of the great mysteries of the universe…. I KNOW!!! you freeze it! -freezes caffeine daily-
Izzy: What does caffeine look like, when it's not in soda?
12: It looks like... erm... caffeine
Izzy: *Has never seen caffeine before* *Can’t even find a picture of it on Google images*
12: xDDDD rofl
Izzy: You didn’t REALLY freeze caffeine did you?
12: O.o guess, Eu. Did I REALLY freeze caffeine? rofl.
Izzy: I just did guess. :P
12: *adds to his list of most awesome duh questions in the history of the universe*
Izzy: Hey don’t judge me... I have a fever and the flu, lol.. Plus, I know nothing about DRUGS
12: WHA???
Izzy: It is. :P
12: Caffeine is not a drug lol xP
Izzy: It’s listed as an official stimulant drug.
12: O.O
Izzy: Its just not an ILLEGAL drug
Joe: How long until this ends?
Izzy: What?
12: Until what ends?
Box: Caffeine is not in the Great Box's drug list
Izzy: Don’t worry, Box, it’s a legal drug. It wont hurt you. Unless you drink like 12 gallons of soda or something… that might be overkill.
Box: Actually it hurts me if I drink it, so I drink caffeine free Pepsi.
Izzy: Ah. Then why is it on your non-drug list? Lol
Box: because so many people consume it like if it was water
Izzy: Joe left...and all he said this whole time was HOW LONG TILL IT ENDS!?!
Box: lol
Izzy: Poor Joe…I wonder what’s up with him...


~Riella

The Villain-To-Be

The infamous day that The Rose-Tree Dryad got her nickname. In the chat: Me (Izzy, EJ), Rose (The Rose-Tree Dryad), Eusy (eustacegirl), Joe (narnianerd), and Lonnie (lover of narnia).
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Vi: IF I could just get her attention
Rose: EUSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! VI WANTS YOOOOOOOOOU *has a very loud voice, excellent for getting people's attention*
Izzy: lol
Rose: *puts a plate of Eusy treats on the table*
Vi: EG *pokes her hard*
Izzy: What are you wanting to tell her, Vi?
Vi: I'm trying to get her to go to Ditto town chat with me.. We were gonna work on my fic
Izzy: Ah
Joe: Rose, what is my other nickname??? *wants to see if she gets this right*
Izzy: Barnabee
Joe: LOL!
Eusy: coming
Izzy: Awfully quiet in here
Joe: beep, beep, beeep, beep, beep, ....
Izzy: Everyone napping? or beeping? Lol What's the beeping about?
Joe: that was supposed to be a heart monitor.
Izzy: Okaaayyyy. Well I'm glad you're alive
Joe: it went dead.
Izzy: oh… darn. I'm sorry, Joe
Joe: Not me! the chat!
Rose: Sorry. Had to poof for a second to do something for my mom
Izzy: Did you make her dinner?
Rose: Other nickname, Joe? I've called you Nerd before. Rather elegant in its simplicity, isn't it? Oh, and Dastardly Silly Stringer of DOOM is your alias. Not yet, EJ, but I probably should be. xD I should ask her what she wants.
Izzy: What's MY nickname Rose?
Rose: Oooooh. thinkthinkthinkthink Oh man. XD brain hurts…MUST. . . REMEMBER. . . ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH SILVER-TONGUED SPEAKER OF AWESOMENESS!!! Which reminds me, are you coming over to the Monastery for tea? To encourage peace?
Izzy: I should give you a nickname...The villain-to-be
Rose: And no. I am not going to answer to that nickname.
Izzy: You will someday
Rose: NUH-UH.
Izzy: IDK if I’m coming for tea yet
Rose: The almost-war was so much fun. XD Lol! All of the threads were hopping!
Izzy: I haven’t been in The Spare Oom in awhile... working on a presentation... which I SHOULD be working on now
Rose: D'awww. Understandable. =) There are many things I should be working on, but I so enjoy procrastinating with you guys.
Izzy: *works on Monastary post*
Rose: *Squee* I hope it's full of Miniony goodness. Minion-ish-ness makes me laugh.
Izzy: Prepare to chortle then
Rose: YAY! XD Muahahahaha. XDDDD
*Reads Post*
Rose: LOL EJ. I should have known. You are extra miniony this evening.
Izzy: We should really blow this out of proportion until we have people talking about our "battle" for years to come! LOL
Rose: *thinks miniony should really be a word*
Izzy: It's too much fun
Rose: Mauahahaha. That has possibilities.
Izzy: WB easy. Have you kidnapped Vi, eusy?
Rose: Although talking about it on here makes it seem like we're co-conspirators, which makes me seem like a. . . .GASPS. . . Villain-to-be. Nuuuuuuuuu!!!! D8
Izzy: VILLAIN-TO-BE!!!!
Rose: And welcome back Eusy.
Izzy: IT'S TRUE!
Rose: IT AIN'T TRUE!!!
Izzy: I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!
Rose: LOL!! NO! NEVARRR! I WILL NEVER GO THE DARK SIDE!!1!! Now you're making me all upset, EJ!!
Izzy: And you're even starting to use words like "aint" Which is bad grammar. And bad grammar is very miniony
Rose: *rolls around on floor laughing*
Izzy: lol
Rose: I don't talk like a monk anywhere but the Monastery! You guys would get tired of it.
Izzy: lol
Rose: Muaha. XDD … I really need to quit it with the maniacal laughter.
Izzy: You're one step closer...
Eusy: hey ej i poste din teh spoiled rotten thread
Izzy: good for you eusy! Welcome to the dark side!!!
Rose: *reads Eusy’s post* WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU SUPPOSE WE WANT OUR CAPPUCCINO MAKER BACK?!?!?! D8 *is freaking out* NO WAY it could be stolen. O_O *runs to check* Good grief, you guys are going to give me high blood pressure one of these days.
Eusy: it has been taken from you while you were shaving male members heads
Rose: Methinks thou hast taken a decoy.
Eusy: noes
Rose: Methinks thou had BETTER have taken a decoy. Rawr.
Eusy: you shall not pass. Or I shall blasteth you to Hogwarts
Rose: Hmmm. Well, of course you know this means WAR. Or probably will, if you do not give it back politely.
Eusy: i dont seeketh war
Izzy: What, Eusy? A minion who does NOT seek war... it bloweth my mind...
Rose: (Provided, of course, it is indeed the real blessed cappuccino maker. )
Eusy: no no no i no have it
Rose: Then why did you take our cappuccino maker, and incur the wrath of the monks?
Eusy: someone else in my group does
Rose: WHO?????
Eusy: and i no tell you
Rose: TELLLLLLL MEEEEEEE.
Rose: YESSSS YOOOOOU WILLLLLL.
Eusy: the scarlet pimpernell
Rose: And how do I get in touch with him? 8|
Eusy: you must touch your nose
Rose: *pokes her nose*
Eusy: stick out your tongue
Rose: *sticks out her tongue*
Eusy: close your eyes
Rose: *closes her eyes*
Eusy: and say 'LALALALA"
Rose: LALALALA
Eusy: nope. you have to say that you said it
Rose: Whyyy? D8 And say "lalalala"
Eusy: NO you must write in CAPS
Rose: and say 'LALALALA"
Eusy: lol next thing you must do
Rose: This is totally humiliating for a monk, you realize that, don't you?
Eusy: wonderful
Izzy: May I post an update about this chat discussion with our fellow minions, Eusy?
Rose: NO
Eusy: yes. you may
Rose: NO YOU MAY NOT.
Eusy: do it
Rose: ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH! I can't even TALK to you minions anymore!!!!
Eusy: the monk hasnt done everything i asked yet
Rose: Fie upon thee!!!
Eusy: you must let everyonee of uoyr members have hair and you must stand on one foot
Rose: Good grief, if I didn't know better, I'd say you two were running a smear campaign against me. :p
Eusy: and hop
Rose: Oh wait, you're minions. Of course you are. :p
Eusy: up and down while pionching your your tongue
Rose: I don't think any of our members shave their heads. *hops up and down on one foot while pinching her tongue* And exactly what kind of reaction will this elicit?!
Eusy: while pinching your tongue say "Sea salt is yummy"
Rose: while pinching your tongue say "Sea salt is yummy"
Eusy: say that yoru saying it!
Rose: *pinches tongue* "Sea salt is yummy" Are you done yet? What about the cappuccino maker?
Eusy: monks really cant do anything right, EJ
Rose: ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHH! *bangs head against wall* YOU -- YOU MINIONS, YOU -- :p xDDDDDD
Eusy: tell me about your childhood
Izzy: ROFL
Rose: NO. I am not going to tell you about when I was a little monk. And the term is NOT monkey.
Eusy: no cappacino maker fo you
Rose: Argh
Lonnie: I'm back.
Rose: I may have to take it back by force.
Eusy: hey lon
Rose: Lon! Save me!!!
Eusy: NOPE
Rose: They're minionizing me!!!
Eusy: cuz I don't have it
Rose: WHO HAS IT?
Lonnie: *saves rose from the minions. Hiders in a safe place with guards
Rose: You know, I think you don't actually have it, and this is all just a plot to drive me insane. Thank you, Lon.
Lonnie: DON"T LISTEN TO THEIR LIES!
Rose: Yes! Exactly!!!
Rose: faith is restored =D
Lonnie: drives silver sword to fight away the enemies
Eusy: actually anothe rmember has it but there is no scarlet pimpernell with it. I made it all up. *wont tell you who has it*
Rose: HOW COULD YOU, EJ? WHY.
Eusy: HAHA
Rose: Great, now I have to go make supper all upset.
Eusy: im covering for the person lol
Rose: I'll be back later, and rest assured, it is THEN that I shall exact my revenge!!!
Lonnie: Bye rose! Keep Faith!
Eusy: but the cappacin o maker has been stolen just dont know who stole it i know but you never will. LON please post in SOL
　
~Riella

Area 51 ~ A Convo With A Mission

The Case: A NarniaWebber makes some very large claims. The Mission: To sift out the truth from the lies. The Situation: A seemingly normal chat conversation quickly takes a turn toward interrogation. Can you figure out the truth before the convo is done?
In the chat: Me (Ithilwen, EJ, Riella, Eustace+Jill), Narnia_Fan12 (12), and JillPole! (Box).
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12: ^^ I thought I had a good idea, but I didn't, so I ate my lightbulb.
EJ: lol
12: So, Box, what's happened since we last talked?
Box: well... *flashback*
12: *chews on light bulb and popcorn mix for flashback* … *pretends the light bulb is popcorn* … mmm chew chew
Box: Um... My uncle bought a Ferrari and he wont share it with me
12: ooh, cool yet not cool!
Box: lol hes actually very mean to me about it
12: O.o why would he /share/ the ferrari, though? can you drive? or does he just not want you around it at all?
Box: but i'll get him back...eventually. I got my restricted aleady
12: niiice! Aren't you younger than I am, though? (I'm 15...?) *thought you were*
Box: I am
12: wow, you got your driver's thing real early! although...
Box: but i turn 15 soon so they let me get it
12: I would -twitch- if my uncle even came close to letting me drive. I mean, a 14 yr old behind the wheel? a 15 year old behind the wheel? I'd be kinda scared... Lol. no offense intended whatsoever, cuz I'm talking about myself included, lol
Box: well my uncle trusts me, he taught me to drive and hes an FBI Agent so hes a great driver
12: woah, you have an FBI agent for an uncle?! I believe that was classified information. Does he know what's in area 51?
EJ: lol *Whispers* It's aliennnsss
Box: yes...but thats G-14 classified
12: no, seriously... does he know what's in Area 51? HAS HE TOLD YOU YET?! TELL ME NOWWWWW *chews on caffeine in the suspense*
EJ: When you're done, you might want to try some frozen air as well
Box: my other uncle(his brother)is a U.S. Marshal. and no, he cant...but i'll find out soon
EJ: But he DOES, in fact, know?
Box: Yeah, I saw the file on his desk
12: you kid. lol
EJ: sure...He wouldn’t leave a file like that just lying on his desk! lol
Box: -__- That’s why I don’t tell people this... they think I’m lying
EJ: it would be locked in a Government Building Safe...
12: Well I believe you!
EJ: …
12: Didn't I ever tell you about the football field in the bathroom cupboards?
EJ: LOL
12: </LWW quote>
EJ: *is still laughing* I love when movie quotes happen in RL...
Box: lol it wasnt lying around... I was looking in his file cabinet, found it and put it on the desk to read I wasnt supposed to and I got caught... by his boss ~.~
12: if done properly...The Boss: “You're not supposed to be here, kid.” The boss then pulls forward a memory eraser. “You won't tell anybody, will you?” FLASH! and that's the last thing you remember.
EJ: LOL! How were you able to access an FBI file cabinet in the first place?
Box: I do my community hours there. *has her own 'volunteer' ID*
EJ: community work lets you access a LOCKED cabinet that contains the biggest secret in the country?
Box: My uncle is mean but hes also a pushover...he never thought I would actually open it. he almost got fired. now Im not allowed any where near files... I help out the forensics team which I like better than filing
12: is skeptical in a nice way
Box: its normal for you to be skeptical...everyone is, I admit it is hard to believe
12: no offense, but this almost sounds like the scam email I got earlier saying I got 45 million dollars from an ethiopian plane crash victim that was somehow related to me. "I admit this may be hard to believe... but just send me your phone number, ID card, social securit card, bank #..."
Box: lol but I think that one is more drastic 12
EJ: Your allowed to help in FBI forensics? How old did you say you were again? I once considered going into NCIS forensics, but the training was too extensive for me... and I'm 20! lol
12: WOAH. *heart attack due to age of Eu* xP
EJ: lol Call me EJ by the way Or Riella. Whichever
12: 20? I have less wrinkles than you are old! lol jk…Ah, Gotcha. I'll call you Riella
EJ: I also have less wrinkles than I am old... lol 20 year olds dont have wrinkles... At least, not MOST of them XD
Box: I’m 14, but I’m taking dual enrollment and my major is forensics so they let me handle just their paper work
EJ: Where is the website to this volunteer program? I want to volunteer for the FBI too
Box: give me a sec to get the link
12: lol.... people just volunteer to look at bones and crime scenes. xD
EJ: Why didnt you show us the link before? if you want to prove it to us...
Box: well you didnt ask. http://www.fbi.gov/jobs make sure you find your local FBI office before you apply
EJ That link is to Jobs, not the volunteer program you said you were in.…
Box: your supposed to clicked on the internship programs
EJ:you know, if your uncle wasn't careful with a file that important, he wouldn’t have just gotten fired... He kinda would have gone to prison. Its pretty much one of the biggest offences ever to give away the biggest government secret...
12: ok, here's how to prove everything: Box- give us your word as a gentlelady that what you say is the truth- promise it...
Box: I know he told me that... I got in huge trouble
EJ: So he's in prison now? Because he would be sent there if its true...
Box: he is
EJ: lol he IS in prison?
12: ...
EJ: Thats probably why he wont share his ferrari with you...
12: wait, what?! now I'm really confuzzled. *thinks this is a long flashback*
EJ: How does he drive the ferrari while he's in prison?
Box: yeah I think so he got a huge fine too
12: Box- give us your word as a gentlelady that what you say is the truth- promise it...
12: </quote>
EJ: ROFL
12: hmmzlez....?
Box: I give my word as a gentlelady that I say the truth. I am the type of person who HATES liars.
12: O.o so that's your word...now for the promise...
EJ: You know the Bible says not to promise anything, right? ESPECIALLY if your joking... it puts, like, a curse on you or something...Be careful
Box: -__- what if its true?
EJ: It isnt
12: LOL
EJ: And it says not to make promises anyway, even if it is true
Box: uuhhh if you say so?
EJ: For further information, see The Sermon on the Mount
12: Box..
Box: yes?
12: the jig is up. Just admit it...
EJ: Answer this, Box: If he's in prison, how is he hogging the ferarri?
12: lol,, all of this cuz of one of my 'duh' questions about area 51. lol
EJ: lol
Box: lol 12. his brother is keeping it
EJ: No, I said how is your uncle hogging it? I didnt ask where it was XD
12: c'mon...
EJ: I won't judge you, or think ill of you if you admit your joking...if thats what your worried about
12: chews on caffeinated sugar to stay awake
EJ: lol
Box: I know what you asked, he gave it to his brother and he has it locked up and he wont let anyone near it
12: yeah, Box, I do jokes like this all the time. but there's a limit to believability...
Box: I know that 12, i told my best friend because i was acting strange, she didnt believe me either...
EJ: So, he's in prison forever because he betrayed the government (in their eyes) and he's worried about his ferrari? Or even better, he owes a big fine, and yet, still OWNS a ferrari?
Box: he owns it for now..
EJ: Where is the article on his trial? a felony that big is always covered...
12: geez, this is almost fierce, lol
EJ: lol
12: Y'know, I don't think your uncle will appreciate it if you tell people that he's in prison and whatnot...
EJ: lol true. especially for that.
12: lol if what you say is a joke, y'know.
EJ: And you Box would have been forced to sign a document of secrecy, which would be violated by talking about it here...
12: I gotta go. please...the truth b'for I leave...
12: hurrrrrry they're calling for me.
12: bye, gotta go. pm me...
Box: lol its 95% false
EJ: YAY! what 5 percent is true?
Box: Hes is in the FBI and he does have a Ferrari but the rest is LIES!
EJ: LOL I KNEW IT!
Box: -__- smart people
EJ: Well, I'm glad he's not in prison. Eustace+Jill: *is proud* I don't fall for nuthin' lol
Box: Sorry about the lies... I need a very immature moment
EJ: I should join the FBI... be an interrogator... That would be cool
Box: You would be great at it
EJ: Thank you



~Riella

What is Pippin?

Another funny conversation -- this time about LOTR. The funny part was the emoticons, so I decided to use a picture of the conversation, instead of a transcript... Click to see a closeup.

~Riella

Happy New Year!

I just wanted to wish everyone a very happy new year. :)

I would also like to inform everyone that I will be very busy for awhile working on a MAJOR project in real life, so my time on both the blog and NarniaWeb will be extremely limited. So if you don't see me or any new blogs for awhile, that's why.

Oh, and for my new subscribers, don't forget to click on "2010" on the sidebar, to see my old blog posts. There are some great chat conversations in there too. :)


~Riella

Fire-Wolf

This is the documentation of how wolfloversk became known as Fire-Wolf. It is also the day I became one of Booky's Minions, which, in a way, inspired the whole event in the first place.
DISCLAIMER: ALL STATEMENTS MADE BY ME ABOUT SUSPIAN VS. LISPIAN WAS A JOKE. I AM MOSTLY NEUTRAL ON THE ISSUE. MAYBE LEANING A LITTLE TOWARDS LISPIAN. ALSO, I AM NOT REALLY A HYPOCRITE. THANK YOU. -- MANAGEMENT

In the chatroom: Me (EJ), wolfloversk (Wolfy), and lover of narnia (LON).
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Wolfy: AHH! Lot's of Yellow!!! So is it official chat in yellow day or do you guys just happen to both be using the same color?
EJ: Well I’m in an orange club, so... its the club rule
Wolfy: Ah, that makes sense. *Changes her font to red* (P.S. -I felt like going with Narnia colors)
EJ: your new name is fire wolf, now that you are red...
Wolfy: lol thanks
EJ: ... and you must howl at the blood-red moon.... (has spent too much time with Booky)
Wolfy: "AHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
EJ: lol wow, you listened to me, and did as I said! I have you in my power, fire-wolf... you are getting sleepy...
LON: snores
Wolfy: lol wrong person
EJ: Lol I have LON in my power too…You will make graphics...they will be your best graphics...
LON: LOL! I was just about to make some! …But you still don't have me under your power. You CAN"T make me like Lispian
EJ: you will deafeat Lispians as they go on their conquests.... you will save Narnia from evil stars with pretty smiles...
LON: YEAH! *does as EJ orders*
Wolfy: Dare I ask what that has to do with Booky?
EJ: lol Fire-Wolf, I have been reading the posts in Booky's spoiler club too long, in the Spare-Oom. After reading, I cant stop talking like a fantasy villain
Wolfy: Ahh, I just posted there actually, I skipped the entire last page, it grows fast.
EJ: watch out for that star to your left, LON. It’s coming toward you with a stone knife, and a picture of Caspian with hearts in his eyes!
LON: GRAHHHHHHH!!! *cuts down star*
EJ: thank you, LON. We can all sleep sound tonight thanks to you
Wolfy: wonders if she should mention that she leans more toward Lispian?
EJ: lol So do I, fire-wolf. I’m just having some fun. I like to be a hypocrite. It’s awesome
Wolfy: Ah, I see
EJ: I’ve made both Suspian and Lispian graphics. I'm that treacherous
Wolfy: lol- Oh my that is bad is it not?
LON: DOES NOT like Lispian
EJ: But they were both gifts, so I had good intentions...
Wolfy: Ah good intentions
EJ: When I'm a sig maker, I am NEUTRAL. I am accepting to all groups... down with hate, up with love. *Sings What the World needs Now is Love, Sweet Love*
Wolfy: I just avoid it all together when graphics making. when discussing on the forum, it's another story...
EJ: and you make MOVING graphics to make up for it! Not that you have to *make up* for anything... If you ever go blue, fire wolf, I will have to call you water-wolf.
Wolfy: perhaps I should go blue. water is more of my element than fire
EJ: what does the "sk" in your name stand for, fire-wolf?
Wolfy: my initials
EJ: Let me guess them…Sam Karver…Susan Kevensie…Suspian Killer…
Wolfy: lol!
EJ: that's your initials. Suspian killer
LON: What what!???? Don't forget I'm still here
EJ: That's wolfy's real name, LON. Look out
Wolfy: I prefer wolf though
LON: Okay. As long as it isn't....that other thing lol
EJ: Someone just told me that Eustace had fun being an idiot. I didn’t know that. Being an idiot is fun sometimes. But I didn’t know Eustace liked it.


~Riella

Joe's Soup

40 years from now, when we all look back at our NarniaWeb days, I think the thing we will all remember most about Joe was his soup...
In the chatroom: Me (EJ), winterlife (Winty), narnianerd (Joe, nn), The Rose-Tree Dryad (Rose), wolfloversk (Wolfy), RuralNarniaFan (Ru), and Aslan's Country.
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Winty: I think I'm missing half the conversation due to errors
Joe: Winty, I would shuggest logging in and logging out. or backwards.
Winty: yeah, it's the showing it that I'm having trouble with
Rose: Yeah, I can have trouble with that, too
Winty: yup, it's weird
Rose: The chat is trying to be "unique."
Aslan’s Country: key word: trying
Joe: *shoves wolfy into a vat of soup* This is what I live for!
Wolfy: again nn?
Joe: Yes, again.
Winty: laughs maniaclly
Rose: Wow, where did the vat of soup come from? And what kind is it?
Joe: chicken.
Winty: yum!
Rose: Can I have some?
Joe: sure.
Wolfy: grabs nn and pulls him in head first
Joe: is pulled into the vat of soup
Winty: except... someone fell in it
Rose: puts on her water wings and jumps in
Ru: No, NN's soup is toxic
Rose: Really? That bad of a cook?
Ru: Legend has it that those who eat it don't wake up the next morning
Wolfy: Lo0l
Joe: MY MOMMY MADE THIS!
Rose: starts thrashing around in the soup and screaming
Wolfy: it can't be that bad I've been dunked before
Joe: Climbs out of the soup
Rose: Death by toxic soup. . . AHHH!
Ru: And they never see the light of day again
Aslan’s Country: bwhahaha... *is totally confused*
Joe: shoves wolfy in again then runs away
Wolfy: I never got out nn! *gets out and chases nn*
Ru: Uhhh
Joe: locks himself in closet of doom
Winty: falls into the soup
Wolfy: and tackles him and ties him to the nearest tree
Joe: is in his closet of doom
Ru: dumps Joe's vat of soup on the ground
Rose: It looks like Joe's reign of chicken soup terror has come to an end.
Wolfy: explores nn's closet of doom
Joe: nnoooooooo!
Rose: I bet he keeps candy in there! =D
Joe: you can't! I locks from the inside!
Rose: snoops in the closet of doom also
Wolfy: nearly dies of laughter
Joe: grabs his nerf gun and shoots up the snooper of his closet of doom
Rose: *clutches chest* OH YOU GOT ME.
Ru: takes a chainsaw to the walls of NN's closet of doom
Wolfy: *hides from chainsaw* I hate chainsaws
Ru: I hate chainsaws too. *hauls the skeletons out of NN's closet of doom*
Joe: I did not kill all of them people!
Wolfy: finds the secret back door to nn's closet and enters
Rose: LOL
Joe: You realise you are the first person to enter my closet of doom?
Rose: Chainsaws. . . eeep.
Joe: They are rubber- noo!!!!
Winty: I've used a chainsaw before...
Ru: So have I. Up here they're a necessity. if a tree falls, you need to be able to cut it into firewood
Wolfy: oh they creep me out
Joe: other then me. *loves chainsaws*
Rose: NN: SO YOU THINK.
Joe: oooh. ideas.
Wolfy: uhoh, I don't like the sound of that
Joe: *grabs a chain saw off his wall and revvs it up* MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Wolfy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rose: Wolf?
Wolfy: not the chainsaws
Joe: Chases wolfy around with a chainsaw.
Wolfy: grabs phaser and obliterates chainsaw
Joe: That was my dads!
(00:23:08) RuralNarniaFan: emphasis on the "was"
Wolfy: Well that's what you get for chasing me with it!
Joe: Oh well, he has like fifteen billion of them! And none of them work propperly!
Rose: That's probably the scariest collection I've ever heard of, NN.
Ru: Lol!
Joe: We also have three lawn mowers, two of them don't work, three weedwakers, ones broken and three trucks, zero work.


~Riella