Death of a Cricket

When the Member Chat becomes unusually quiet, one of the members will usually post "cricket". This conversation took place between me (EJ), Pheonix2009 (Elle), and Malkah, on one very quiet night.
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EJ: cricket
EJ: cricket dies
Elle: lol
EJ: lol
EJ: another cricket is born
EJ: but it dies young
Elle: LOL
EJ: wonders how many crickets will die by the end of the night
Malkah: LOL!
Elle: too many to count, probably
EJ: lol
EJ: a cricket walks into a bar
EJ: why didn’t the cricket cross the road?
EJ: he died before he got to the other side
Elle: lol
Elle: needs something to help her stay awake
EJ: *copies sixth sense* I see dead crickets
Elle: rofl
EJ: lol
EJ: Thinks of remaking the play Death of a Salesman, only will call it Death of a Cricket
Elle: LOL
Elle: you should write it for Screnzy!
EJ: for what?
Elle: Screnzy
EJ: Screnzy? Whats that?
Elle: Script Frenzy
EJ: Cool. Never heard of it
Elle: put out by the makers of NaNoWriMo
Elle: happens in April
EJ: Maybe I should google it sometime...
EJ: It sounds fun
EJ: Whenever you see me on here you will think of crickets dying lol
EJ: Crickets take over the world
Elle: hides from the tyrannical crickets
Elle: sends a couple of crickets over to malkah
EJ: It's rainin' now, Ducky
EJ: It really is raining here
Elle: lol
Elle: it's just cold here
Malkah: sends the crickets back at Elle
EJ: I wonder why Lewis used the word Ducky in that part? lol
Malkah: And they brought a few friends.
EJ: uh-oh. Cricket friends?
EJ: grasshoppers?
Malkah: I was hoping other crickets, but...you never know.
Elle: hides in her everything-proof bunker
EJ: lol everything proof
Elle: yes
Malkah: It's not everything proof. You just have to be a bit creative.
EJ: Well, I'd better go. Say goodbye to the crickets for me!
Malkah: has experience with this
EJ: Bye!
Elle: night!
Malkah: Have a great night, Riella! Bye


~Riella