Selected Passages From Chat Convos

Below are a few selections from chat conversations. The entire conversations weren't funny as a whole, so I decided to just post the few bits from the conversations that were funny. :) EJ is me, Eusy is eustacegirl, Ru is RuralNarniaFan, VFK is violetfirekrazed, Fee is Jillhope, Lonnie is lover of narnia, and Joe is narnianerd.
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*Vi shows us a picture of a stranger. The caption reads "High King Peter"*
EJ: That’s not High King Peter in the pic...
VFK: Use your imagination
Ru: imagines a giant pizza
VFK: Lol
EJ: lol!!!!
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Eusy: i love us! we are my fave ppl on the board
EJ: Mine too! We are like Ghandi. Totally memorable and famous, lol
Eusy: we dont strive for peace tho lol
EJ: We strive for peace between Eustace and Jill. A romantic peace... or something, IDK
Eusy: yes a romance peace. Or piece.
EJ: flambeau must be lurking, thinking about how she is the only sane person here...is she right?
Eusy: lol or how to yell at us for being fmjgikv .xc
EJ: for being "fmjgikv .xc "? whats that?
Eusy: uh
EJ: Uh oh! I dont want to be yelled at for being fmjgikv .xc
Eusy: lol
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Fee: Sir Joe! what a pleasure to see you this fine evening! How has your day been so far?
Joe: Madam Jill, my day hath been awesome.
Lonnie: Nice to hear it Joe
Fee: How wonderful! And what hath made it so?
Joe: The anticipation. Tomorrow I goeth to my father’s boss’s house to catch a hundred fold chickens, take them to the butchers and watch their heads being chopped off. Oh the utter disgustingness joy of the literal equation of the saying “You are running around like a chicken with their heads chopped off”
Fee: Thoust cannot be in truth! The butchering of chickens is what hath caused your good day?
Joe: I ameth in truth. Hath you ever seeneth the horror of chickens running around with their heads chopped off? It is extremly amusing.
Fee: Yes! and I did not find it a pleasurable sight. though, you do have the right to your own form of amusement I suppose.
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*In a conversations about family backgrounds*
EJ: My ancestors were cruel dictators of bavaria.
Eusy: QAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ru: lolol
Eusy: RUN FROM EJ! shes a DFSNHDJF
Ru: Cruel dictators?
EJ: and another was the personal chef of the Dutchess of Holland
Eusy: cool
EJ: yup
Fee: William of Orange was one of my ancestors
EJ: cool!
Ru: has direct lineage back to King Robert I of Scotland
Fee: As well as Bonny prince Charley (Who by the way was terrible)
EJ: I'm a DFSNHDJF, eusy? Darn. I had always hoped that I wasnt...
Ru: and Peter Foulger… oh wow, Fee


~Riella